You know what, getting ready on draft day was the most nerve-racking thing I did and for some reason I didn't feel nervous at all. I knew I was going first overall. There was no way I wasn't. Colorado needed a big time playmaker and that is what I brought to the table. I was by far the best player in the draft despite what some statisticians or television personalities might say. Getting ready, I got my combo stuck in my hair. Never happened before. My girl used her ninja hair dresser skills to get it out with no damage to my flow. Putting on my pants, popped the button off. If anything, I lost weight since I wore these last. My momma taught me right and I sewed that back on in a jiffy. It took me 8 ATTEMPTS to correctly tie my tie. What the hell? I've tied my own tie perfectly the past year and a half, and this is the day I forget how to correctly get the right length? And yet, everything was going smoothly. I was right on time, and calm as ever. I got to my table, and waited for my name to be called.
"And with the first pick in the Season 5 NSFL draft, the Colorado Yeti select... CARLITO CRUSH! Tight End from THE Ohio State University and Portland Pythons."
The league is about to find out why you do not disrespect the name, Andre. Bly. Jr.
"And with the first pick in the Season 5 NSFL draft, the Colorado Yeti select... CARLITO CRUSH! Tight End from THE Ohio State University and Portland Pythons."
The league is about to find out why you do not disrespect the name, Andre. Bly. Jr.