*Cole McCoy Post Draft Presser

[TrueTexican]

Howdy Ya'll! I'm happy to be here in Portland and starting as the newest quarterback for the team. I'm happy as a clam at high tide! Ask away to help me earn some of that fancy 'Pro-fes-sion-ale' QB coaching I've been hearing so much about!

Edit: I do believe that's 846 words for each response I did! Ready for grading! Yeehaawwww!

No disrespect to those boys down in Tijuana. I told those GMs that I was upfront about not wantin' to play for team in the Southern conference because I needed a change of pace and wanted to head up North. I also have some deep political reasons I won't get into because of the damn 'Political Correctness' police might be about and I can't in good faith to myself and my political views play for a team down in Mexico.

I'm pert as a cricket being the only player drafted by the Pythons. They saw somethin' in me that made their eyes sparkle like the stars in the sky and I'm ready to show the league that I was worth their only pick. I think we got a good shot at making the Ultimini again all things considering. I'm not sure about the state of the team yet since I'm just gettin' situated, but some of the old timers like Aaron, McPoyal, and Gore have been texting me non stop and helpin' me get settled in.

I didn't know this was his last season, but that would be a crying shame I tell ya. I think myself and PFTN could convince him to stick around if we keep winning 10 games or more each season! That's the goal anyway!

I'm a true gunslinger and I'm going to throw that ball as fast and as far as I can with my God given talent. I think that separates me from other QBs in this draft. I have my faith, family, and the best coaches around me that no other QB has.

I think Sam Penner and Ryan Applehort are fine gentlemen and we had a chance to talk a bit before the DSFL draft. Them boys seem nice with their flashy suits and gold watches, but I think when it comes down to it I'll shoot them boys out in a gun fight anyway and any day. Now I'm not the brightest penny there is and I don't have all their media attention, but I'll be darned if they say I don't work the hardest. That Boucher seems alright too, but seems like he's in his head a lot.

I feel like I'm cookin' on the front burner these days and most excited about playing for the Pythons. It's a respectable organization and they got a winning history for the past 2 seasons. I'd be lyin' if I said I wasn't as nervous as a fly in the glue pot. This is my first big shot in for a chance at the big leagues and I intend to take it all the way.

My top 3 favorite NSFL quarterbacks are, in no order since I don't play favorites, King Bronko, Mike Boss, and Avon Blocksdale. My all time favorite is the King of course. I looked up to the King when I was playing for the Longhorns and I hope one day I get to meet him. He's a 3 time Ultimus champion and is still playing a heck of a game today.

I think we're going to take it slow as molasses to start. Gore's got the speed that we can rely on, but I'm not quite there yet so coaches got me workin' with Jameis on my mechanics. It's coming along and I'm livin' in the training facility these days since I spend so much time there anyways and I can't afford a downtown apartment yet. We'll wait and see for the now.

I spoke about it in my first media blog, post, internet thing or whatever you call it. I needed to get away from the Texas heat in more ways than you can shake a stick at! I let my state down and I just needed some time away to clear my head. Maybe one day I'll return to play for the Marshals. We'll have to wait and see how things go in Portland. These boys don't even have sweet tea! How's a red blooded Murican supposed to live without sweet tea?!?

I haven't spoken much to any other rookie since I left for Portland. The old timers have been making me feel really welcome and working with me whenever they get a chance. I spent the most time with Gore since he's staying here in Portland for another season, but I spoke with Aaron and McPoyal for a couple meetings and they helped me get to speed on the new offense with some of the new guys that were signed. It's a crying shame I won't be able to play with them boys this season.

think my God given talent and arm is gonna 'differentiate' myself from some of the other quarterbacks. I've been workin' hard in the gym every day leading up to the draft and been livin' in the Pythons training facility since I spent most of my time there training anyways or in meetings with coaches. I'm gonna work harder than all the other quarterbacks you mark my words sir! The DSFL's never seen a quarterback like me before!

[tbone415]

I've heard things about you not wanting to play in Tijuana for some reason. Can you elaborate?

[Supersquare04]

Being the only player drafted by the Pythons this season, how do you feel about your chances at a conference title or the ultimini?

This will be the last season PDXBaller will be GM of the Pythons (apparently), how do you feel about PFTN taking over management next season?

What separates you from the other qbs in this draft class?

[PDXBaller]

How do you think you stack up with the other quarterbacks from the draft?

What are you most excited about for your rookie season?

Who are your top 3 favorite NSFL quarterbacks?

[CDub2]

It's pretty much just you and Gore on offense. What are your expectations for the Pythons offense?

[Roly]

Also rumours that you didn't want to play in San Antonio this season, being from Texas. Can you go into more depth on your reason to want to get out of the Lone Star state?

Although you're a solo rookie on the Pythons, is there any other rookie that your close with and looking forward to compete against?

[AzhekAhriman]

There were 4 QBs drafted in the S7 DSFL draft. What unique skills do you bring to the table and how do you plan to differentiate yourself among so many competitors?

[TrueTexican]

I've heard things about you not wanting to play in Tijuana for some reason. Can you elaborate?

No disrespect to those boys down in Tijuana. I told those GMs that I was upfront about not wantin' to play for team in the Southern conference because I needed a change of pace and wanted to head up North. I also have some deep political reasons I won't get into because of the damn 'Political Correctness' police might be about and I can't in good faith to myself and my political views play for a team down in Mexico.

[TrueTexican]

Being the only player drafted by the Pythons this season, how do you feel about your chances at a conference title or the ultimini?

This will be the last season PDXBaller will be GM of the Pythons (apparently), how do you feel about PFTN taking over management next season?

What separates you from the other qbs in this draft class?

I'm pert as a cricket being the only player drafted by the Pythons. They saw somethin' in me that made their eyes sparkle like the stars in the sky and I'm ready to show the league that I was worth their only pick. I think we got a good shot at making the Ultimini again all things considering. I'm not sure about the state of the team yet since I'm just gettin' situated, but some of the old timers like Aaron, McPoyal, and Gore have been texting me non stop and helpin' me get settled in.

I didn't know this was his last season, but that would be a crying shame I tell ya. I think myself and PFTN could convince him to stick around if we keep winning 10 games or more each season! That's the goal anyway!

I'm a true gunslinger and I'm going to throw that ball as fast and as far as I can with my God given talent. I think that separates me from other QBs in this draft. I have my faith, family, and the best coaches around me that no other QB has.

[AdamS]

oh this is gonna be a fun character