I'm not going to go with the low-hanging fruit here and select Dermot or Shaka or any of those dudes. I'm going to go with Blaster Blade on this one. Blaster Blade looked like one hell of a prospect headed into the S2 draft and was likely to have a great career had he stuck with it. But this guy's career started out really oddly as it was. When he was created during S2 and went to waivers (pre-DSFL) he stated that if he went on waivers to a team that wasn't the Outlaws he was going to quit. Okay, so that's weird. Then he gets drafted by the Yeti and does some updating for a bit, but not a whole lot. He ends up earning a couple hundred TPE and goes inactive or something and then gets traded to the legion I think. Then something happened and I think he got traded to the Outlaws, it might have been the other way around. Yeah I think he retired with the Legion mass retirement thing with a whopping 350 TPE for the 2nd overall pick in the S2 draft. Bust city baby. Not only did he not do much as a character but as a player he added nothing either.
Hank Winchester (S25 - Current) - Scrub
Angus Winchester (S1-S12) - 4x Ultimus Champ - #2 Career Sacks - Hall of Fame
Cooter Bigsby (S14-S23) - S23 Ultimus Champ - #4 Career Yards - #4 Career TDs - 2x MVP - Hall of Fame