04-23-2018, 12:22 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-30-2018, 11:57 AM by Supersquare04.)
That's right, you heard me. I am calling out all the FRAUDS and FAKERS in the NSFL. These people aren't actually what they say they are, and I am here to expose them.
@bovovovo is not ACTUALLY a dog in a suit like his profile picture on discord says. Not to mention his player is called Borkus maximus. I have recently discovered (not through the use of russian sleeper agents) that bovo is in fact, a HUMAN. I can understand the pain you are going through right now, except for all the NOLA players, because they were in on it. Therefore I am calling upon HO to ban the entire staff and players of the Second Line.
@speculadora was not actually that one character named poopyface tomatonose off of family guy. You know how he recently changed his player name to something generic and forgettable like Dwayne Aa-I mean Ryan Applehort @Daybe, that was to try and HIDE from the FACTS that I am about to drop. With really the only fact being that he isn't actually a TV star.
@tbone415 does not ACTUALLY HAVE 415 TBONES!! This is something I have been pursuing for numerous minut- I mean days. When using my super secret methods to discover important facts I discovered that no where in tbones house were there any tbones. He is trying to cover something up. What is it? I am not sure yet.
Now you may be asking "squaaaaare why are you targeting second line players?" well my curious friend, that is because they are all part of one huge, mega FRAUD. Prepare you eyes for something you won't want to read.
The people who play on the Second line...Don't actually play on the second line IRL...
This is groundbreaking information... HO please take swift and decisive action against these FRAUDS
305 words
ready for grading
@bovovovo is not ACTUALLY a dog in a suit like his profile picture on discord says. Not to mention his player is called Borkus maximus. I have recently discovered (not through the use of russian sleeper agents) that bovo is in fact, a HUMAN. I can understand the pain you are going through right now, except for all the NOLA players, because they were in on it. Therefore I am calling upon HO to ban the entire staff and players of the Second Line.
@speculadora was not actually that one character named poopyface tomatonose off of family guy. You know how he recently changed his player name to something generic and forgettable like Dwayne Aa-I mean Ryan Applehort @Daybe, that was to try and HIDE from the FACTS that I am about to drop. With really the only fact being that he isn't actually a TV star.
@tbone415 does not ACTUALLY HAVE 415 TBONES!! This is something I have been pursuing for numerous minut- I mean days. When using my super secret methods to discover important facts I discovered that no where in tbones house were there any tbones. He is trying to cover something up. What is it? I am not sure yet.
Now you may be asking "squaaaaare why are you targeting second line players?" well my curious friend, that is because they are all part of one huge, mega FRAUD. Prepare you eyes for something you won't want to read.
The people who play on the Second line...Don't actually play on the second line IRL...
This is groundbreaking information... HO please take swift and decisive action against these FRAUDS
305 words
ready for grading