(S1) - PT #2 - Pranks

[Admin]

Every team has it happen in their locker room. Maybe its one guy, maybe it's a group of players. Pranks help the whole team laugh and bond. What kind of pranks have your team pulled?

Requirements

Written: Must include 200 words about a prank that was pulled in your locker room

Or

Graphic: One of the pranks leaked to the media. Create a local newspaper piece highlighting it

Payout

Full Payout = 3 TPE

Do not claim this TPE until a post is made in the claim thread.

Deadline
Saturday, June 17th, 11:59 PM PST

[DrunkenTeddy]

Mike Boss always shows up in this ugly plaid suit. He gets made fun of for it, but he always just shrugs it off. No one really knows why he wears such an ugly suit. A few of us on the team got together and chipped in to get him a plaid helmet. Before practice when everyone was suiting up we hid his actual helmet and all the spare ones that were around and left only this one where the spare equipment was kept:


Dude came out onto the field rocking the plaid helmet and a huge smile on his face. We thought we were making fun of the guy but he just loved it.

The guys did also hide the plaid suit jacket on him once. I've never seen someone rage so hard. It went from a funny prank to really awkward when he started screaming at guys to give it back. One of these days he's gonna tell everyone why he's so hooked on plaid. The current theory is that his dad was a lumberjack and he died in a horrible tree felling accident, and that Boss wears the plaid in memory of his father. Some of the guys swear they've seen him tear up while looking at that Jacket.

[Jbearly]

You guys wanna know about the pranks we've pulled? Okay, I got the best one. So anyway, our qb aka Mr Mike Boss was out getting his favorite plaid suit dry cleaned or whatever the hell he does with it. Frankly, if it was my suit I'd have burned the thing by now because it is one of the ugliest things ive seen besides the Outlaws lineup. Anyways, back to the point, '"Mr Boss" as he likes to be called was out and about doing his thing when Omar and I got the best idea. Let's sneak into Mikes house and just fill the fucking thing up with popcorn. Well, first it was a mixture of feathers and packing peanuts but if we did that I'm sure wed be down a star rb and a qb. So we waited outside his house in the bushes, waiting for him to pull out of his driveway to strike. As soon as his car took a turn down the road we hopped out with bags of popcorn in tow. Omar picked bosses lock, we're do damn lucky he didn't think to buy a security system. As soon as we got in Omar ripped his bag open, throwing popcorn all in front of the door and continuing into the living room where we dumped it all over the television and rug. We got into his room, filling all of his dresser drawers and even under his bed with it. We got the bathroom. We only left the toilet untouched in there. God when we were finished we felt kind of bad but that feeling stopped when he got home. He screamed even louder then he does when he throws a pick. I legit thought he was going to fight us but he just threw us out, fuck that was probably the best prank we've ever pulled. Mikes such a great teammate but its so easy to fuck with him, but we still love ya Mike

[Admin]

I bet most people don't know this, but Mark Ramrio, the Yellowknife Wraiths menacing defensive tackle is deathly afraid of snakes. The team discovered this one day during practice when Ramrio was down in his stance and a small little snake came slithering between the offensive and defensive lines. Ramrio jumped up immediately and ran to the sideline faster than we had ever seen him move before. The team laughed and laughed and this sparked an idea for linebacker Lindarius Shelton. Later that day, after practice was over the everyone was showering, Shelton came into the locker room holding a large fake rubber snake. Everyone knew what was coming as Mark Ramrio was in the showers at the time. Players got their camera phones out and followed as Shelton made his way into the showers and threw the rubber snake over Ramrio's neck. Ramrio screamed like a little girl and slipped, landling flat on his ass and right beside the snake. As he tried to crawl away he finally realized it was fake and regained some composure, grabbing the snake and chasing Shelton through the locker room with it, bare ass naked and screaming like a madman. The whole team was on the ground laughing at the scene and it will surely be in the back of Ramrio's mind for the rest of the year.

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[Zoone16]

It is not a secret that the battle for the QB spot was an intense one both on and off the field for the Yellowknife Wraiths. Whilst the battle on the field was intense, away from public eyes another type of battle raged on. It all started when Chris Orosz put some itching powder in Alexandre LeClair’s gear. In response, LeClair retaliated by dying Orosz’s shirts neon pink. One might think it was all fun and games between these two but little did anyone know what would result from this. From small and insignificant pranks, such as filling cleats with shaving cream or tying both shoes together it escalated to deflating the tires from one another’s cars, to stealing house keys.

Things were finally put to a halt by Wraiths management after Orosz’s apartment was raided by the RCMP’s special task forces when an unknown source called in and claimed that Orosz had a significant amount of illegal substances hidden in his apartment. The RCMP notified the press that it turned out to be Skittles, M&Ms and several dozen unmarked plastic bags of baking soda & flour.

Both Orosz & LeClair were suspended without pay for this. Request for comments from either party was declined.

(202 words)

[Blake Bortles]

Unfortunately, I tend to be the butt of the pranks in the SaberCats locker room, or more specifically, me and my pet pug Wiggles. Wiggles is the center of my world, and naturally, I have 15 pictures of him in my locker as a result. He is my inspiration. So before practice, I look at a few pictures, and after practice, I look at them again. Since I have 15 pictures, I don't look at all of them every time I browse my locker. One day before practice, as usual, I perused my gallery of Wiggles photos, but something seemed off. I couldn't quite put my finger on it. But I went to practice as usual for the next several hours. When I got back I checked my locker again and felt something was wrong again, but couldn't quite put my finger on it. The next day, however, I immediately figured out what was wrong when I checked my locker. My teammates (I still haven't pinpointed the perpetrator) had been slowly and steadily replacing my pictures of Wiggles with pictures of other, similar looking Pugs. Since then I've been conducting a series of interrogations to determine who the villain that did this was, and I've narrowed it down to a few suspects.

213 Words

[ErMurazor]

Some of you guys might be surprised by this, but Haroff Ernston is a crowd pleaser. While most times this means that he’s the guy who’s trying to do things in the locker room to keep spirts up by making jokes and bringing his smile, sometimes it sets him up to get played by the rest of the defense.

So one day he shows up to the locker room with a six back of those plastic kool-aid bottles, that you twist the top off. Keep in mind, these things are like 10 cents each, but as soon as Haroff sets that box down Dental Dam grabs a bottle and four other guys follow and grab one too. Haroff is really cooking, so he grabs the last one of these flimsy plastic bottles, and he’s pissed so he’s squeezing it pretty good. When he finally squeezes the cap off the thing blows up in his hand like a god dam grenade. So Haroff storms out of the locker room covered in his purple sugar water and we are rolling around and the floor laughing.

Fast forward a week and Dental Dam is ready to reopen Haroff’s kool-aid induced wounds. So he shows up with a giant red kool-aid man costume and sets up a cardboard brick wall between the locker room and the showers. Dental’s plan is to jump through this thing and scream “Oh yeah!” when Haroff comes in after a long day of practice. The day winds down and Dental books it to the lock room. I grab Jaylon Lee and fill him in on our own plan.

We chase Dental into the locker room. I get my cell phone ready and Jaylon sneaks in and gets down on all fours in front of the cardboard wall Dental setup, blocking the base of it. Everybody filters in and Haroff is making his way to the showers. Dental jumps through the cardboard wall in his big ass kool-aid man costume and screams “Oh, y---.shit!” as he trips on Jaylon. Haroff stands there in shock for a second or two before he joins the rest of the team dying as Dental is rolling around on the lock room floor trying to stand up in this big, red, inflatable kool aid man outfit. It was classic.

Code:

385 words

@Foompin @youngcricket @Valtookan

[ErMurazor]

Unfortunately, I tend to be the butt of the pranks in the SaberCats locker room, or more specifically, me and my pet pug Wiggles. Wiggles is the center of my world, and naturally, I have 15 pictures of him in my locker as a result. He is my inspiration. So before practice, I look at a few pictures, and after practice, I look at them again. Since I have 15 pictures, I don't look at all of them every time I browse my locker. One day before practice, as usual, I perused my gallery of Wiggles photos, but something seemed off. I couldn't quite put my finger on it. But I went to practice as usual for the next several hours. When I got back I checked my locker again and felt something was wrong again, but couldn't quite put my finger on it. The next day, however, I immediately figured out what was wrong when I checked my locker. My teammates (I still haven't pinpointed the perpetrator) had been slowly and steadily replacing my pictures of Wiggles with pictures of other, similar looking Pugs. Since then I've been conducting a series of interrogations to determine who the villain that did this was, and I've narrowed it down to a few suspects.

213 Words

Awesome.

[Bwestfield]

Getting pranked is one thing. Another is getting pranked after you have lost a bet. Coming into training camp the #1 wide receiver position was up for grabs between Bradley Westfield and Robert Phelps. Going into camp they had made a bet that the loser would lose his hair. Training progressed and the battle continued on, it wasn’t until the first preseason game that the victor was declared. Phelps showed off his natural gifts and beat out Westfield for the top spot. On the day that Westfield was getting his hair cut he walked into the locker room only to find that his locker was full of shaving cream. So in addition to getting his head shaved he also got a locker full of shaving cream. For that practice Westfield had to wear a much smaller players uniform. The heckles from his teammates were welcome as he felt like part of the group and part of the team. Some believe hazing is antiquated and should not be allowed in the locker room but from Westfield’s experience it sounded more fun and team building than trying to make an enemy. All in all if everyone’s experiences were like this we will see a great team being built for the future.

[Valtookan]

Some of you guys might be surprised by this, but Haroff Ernston is a crowd pleaser. While most times this means that he’s the guy who’s trying to do things in the locker room to keep spirts up by making jokes and bringing his smile, sometimes it sets him up to get played by the rest of the defense.

So one day he shows up to the locker room with a six back of those plastic kool-aid bottles, that you twist the top off. Keep in mind, these things are like 10 cents each, but as soon as Haroff sets that box down Dental Dam grabs a bottle and four other guys follow and grab one too. Haroff is really cooking, so he grabs the last one of these flimsy plastic bottles, and he’s pissed so he’s squeezing it pretty good. When he finally squeezes the cap off the thing blows up in his hand like a god dam grenade. So Haroff storms out of the locker room covered in his purple sugar water and we are rolling around and the floor laughing.

Fast forward a week and Dental Dam is ready to reopen Haroff’s kool-aid induced wounds. So he shows up with a giant red kool-aid man costume and sets up a cardboard brick wall between the locker room and the showers. Dental’s plan is to jump through this thing and scream “Oh yeah!” when Haroff comes in after a long day of practice. The day winds down and Dental books it to the lock room. I grab Jaylon Lee and fill him in on our own plan.

We chase Dental into the locker room. I get my cell phone ready and Jaylon sneaks in and gets down on all fours in front of the cardboard wall Dental setup, blocking the base of it. Everybody filters in and Haroff is making his way to the showers. Dental jumps through the cardboard wall in his big ass kool-aid man costume and screams “Oh, y---.shit!” as he trips on Jaylon. Haroff stands there in shock for a second or two before he joins the rest of the team dying as Dental is rolling around on the lock room floor trying to stand up in this big, red, inflatable kool aid man outfit. It was classic.

Code:

385 words

@Foompin @youngcricket @Valtookan

I love this, I could actually see myself doing everything here in real life!