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To the utter surprise of absolutely no one anywhere, Dick Wizardry's Halloween costume is a tad bit risque. Not mailing friendly, if you will. It's the same way he wears every year because creativity isn't really what he's going for. You see, it starts with a giant dick costume. I know, it's exactly what you expected. Then he puts a shitty costume and cape on it form another much better costume and in magic marker...yes..that's the level this guy operates at....Wizardry writes "XXX" across the chest of the costume. He tops it off by putting a Ninja Turtles style eye mask around the area where his actual eyes are, near the tip. He calls it "Weapon XXX", which is also a thing he calls himself anyway.
Now, if you're saying to yourself "he probably just does this because he has a shitty sense of humor and he thinks women will like it" then you have displayed an accurate assessment of this individual's brain patterns. That's exactly what he's doing it for. The worst part of course is that Halloween is full of drunk people who don't care and that the damn thing works at least once every year. Even then the success comes primarily from him looking like a 6'3 high level athlete than it does from any cleverness he may delude himself into thinking is there. Happy Halloween everybody!
Barnes is and always has been a charitable person. Growing up he saw a lot of times where kids would go out trick or treating wearing just regular clothes and when he would ask why they would tell him that they couldn't afford to get a costume that year especially with the holiday season coming up right afterward in November and December. Now that Barnes is a rich and successful NSFL player he gives back to his new adoptive home in Arizona by organizing charity drives for people to send in any donations or old costumes for kids so they can have a fun trick or treating experience this Halloween. Besides that though, Barnes does like to hang out with his teammates and friends by going out in downtown in Phoenix to a bar or two. This year Barnes is dressing up as a trash can with the Otters logo on it. Walking around in Arizona with that costume has earned him plenty of free drink and food offers from the bartenders and patrons. Obviously he doesn't accept any of them since he has the money to buy his own stuff but it's nice to know that the Outlaw fans are out and about always looking to represent for their team.
ah yes halloween boy do i love a good spook i certainly do enjoy spooks and they are fun to do spooks with friends i do the spook
anyways so marquise brown running back for the philadelphia liberty's favorite spook was on the halloween of season 11 when the philadelphia liberty beat the baltimore hawks with an astonishing and quite spooky score of 30 - 14 after saying that they'd destroy us what a spook for the young lad ryan applehort when he threw 2 picks against the no fly zone ah what a spook indeed for us though it was a time of excitement and cheer you could say that the baltimore hawks got a "trick" and the philadelphia liberty got a "treat" in destroying the hawks 30 - 14 well how about that. so yeah that's probably one of the best spooks that i can think of right now as a matter of fact the spook just happened so yeah now we're on to november and i cant wait to see the spooks that people pull next year they'll certainly be fun for ol' marquise brown and the philadelphia liberty gang i sure do enjoy a good spook alrighty i love spooks and halooweens the best holiday ever because there are so many spooks and it can be a fun holiday for sure. haha anyway catch ya later if you're sitll readin this which you potobbaly not just remember to BOO gotcha hahaha [OPTION]Height: 5'10
[OPTION]Weight: 230
[OPTION]Birthplace: Pahokee, FL
[OPTION]Number: 28
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[OPTION]Regular Season Stats
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[OPTION]DSFL
[OPTION]SA S8: 1222 Yards | 264 Att | 15 TDs || 81 Yards | 14 Rec | 0 TDs
[OPTION]SA S9: 1665 Yards | 331 Att | 13 TDs || 92 Yards | 13 Rec | 0 TDs
[OPTION]NSFL
[OPTION]PHI S10: 1902 Yards | 452 Att | 7 TDs || 33 Yards | 6 Rec | 0 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S11: 1571 Yards | 365 Att | 15 TDs || 290 Yards | 52 Rec | 2 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S12: 1555 Yards | 375 Att | 15 TDs || 237 Yards | 30 Rec | 4 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S13: 1510 Yards | 318 Att | 14 TDs || 366 Yards | 39 Rec | 4 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S14: 1578 Yards | 368 Att | 16 TDs || 479 Yards | 62 Rec | 2 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S15: 1577 Yards | 350 Att | 14 TDs || 450 Yards | 59 Rec | 4 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S16: 1172 Yards | 260 Att | 13 TDs || 237 Yards | 31 Rec | 2 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S17: 897 Yards | 215 Att | 5 TDs || 212 Yards | 35 Rec | 2 TDs
[OPTION]CHI S18: 825 Yards | 196 Att | 4 TDs || 752 Yards | 61 Rec | 1 TDs
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[OPTION]Playoff Stats
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[OPTION]DSFL
[OPTION]SA S8: 145 Yards | 25 Att | 0 TDs || 4 Yards | 2 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]SA S9: 71 Yards | 18 Att | 1 TDs || 15 Yards | 3 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]NSFL
[OPTION]PHI S12: 136 Yards | 30 Att | 0 TDs || 27 Yards | 3 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S13: 93 Yards | 17 Att | 1 TDs || 4 Yards | 1 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S14: 127 Yards | 25 Att | 2 TDs || 21 Yards | 3 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S15: 212 Yards | 47 Att | 2 TDS || 64 Yards | 5 Catches | 1 TDs
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements
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[OPTION]Records:
[OPTION]NSFL Most Rushing Yards In A Single Season (1902) (S10)
[OPTION]NSFL Most Rushing Attempts In A Single Season (452) (S10)
[OPTION]NSFL Most Rushing Yards Of All Time (12587)
[OPTION]NSFL Most Yards From Scrimmage Of All Time (15643)
[OPTION]Awards:
[OPTION]DSFL Offensive Player Of The Year (S8)
[OPTION]DSFL Offensive Player Of The Year (S9)
[OPTION]NSFL Offensive Player Of The Year (S10)
[OPTION]NSFL Offensive Player Of The Year (S13)
[OPTION]NSFL Runningback Of The Year (S12)
[OPTION]NSFL Runningback Of The Year (S13)
[OPTION]NSFL Runningback Of The Year (S14)
[OPTION]NSFL Runningback Of The Year (S15)
[OPTION]NSFL Most Valuable Player (S13)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S10)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S11)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S12)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S13)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S14)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S15)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S16)
[OPTION]NSFL Hall of Fame Inductee (S22)
[OPTION]Other:
[OPTION]Drafted 9th Overall In The S8 DSFL Draft To The San Antonio Marshals
[OPTION]Drafted 3rd Overall In The S9 NSFL Draft To The Philadelphia
Liberty
As with every halloween, Dwayne aaron throws a huge party at his house. some of the yeti players show up, some don't. But whether or not they do there sure is a lot of alcohol. In his 3th season of the nsfl Dwayne Aaron got blackout drunk and woke up with #kickersarethebest written on his forehead, he went a whole week without noticing. His costume is usually Colorado themed, one year he went as a bronco, another year as a giant cannabis leaf. And he has gone as a yeti 2 years in a row. This year he is going as Nicholas Pierno. Throughout the whole party he will be yelling "I need more speed" With the words
INTELLIGENCE OVERRATED ACCURACY OUTDATED LONG HAVE WE AWAITED SPEED UPGRADED printed on the back, instead of the name and number. However the last line is open to change, DA is considering changing it to "pierno activated" but is unsure of what to put. With all that said, this is the last party Dwayne Aaron will be throwing for the Yeti. After he retires at the end of S11 he is planning on moving back to Missouri, so he can spend more time with his family.
Adriana loves every kind of celebration or holiday. She also goes over the top in any situation. A lot of her teammates have experienced her enthusiasm first hand when she insisted on organizing their birthday celebrations and invited sword eaters, jugglers, clowns and all kinds of stuff. Halloween is no different.
Her family often comes to the New Continent to visit her and this time her brother and his kids were around. Determined to make the most of the night, she went out with the family to experience the magic of an american halloween for the first time. She also paid her teammate Felix Hasselhoff to stay at her house and give overpriced candies to children. Her house was, of course, way too decorated and scared off a bunch of children before they would even reach the door. It wasn't much of a problem for Felix, who has a very sweet tooth, and just sat on the couch all night watching horror movies and eating candies. When Adriana got home after several hours of candy hunting, she found a passed-out Felix with his hands firmly holding an unicorn blanket and his thumb in his mouth. She of course took several pictures and makes sure to remind him of the existence of these portraits whenever he doesn't feel like training. (07-05-2021, 03:34 PM)r0tzbua Wrote: My favourite person from Quebec (next to Celine Dion) @enigmatic
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"Jamaicans nuh inna nutten wid duppy." That was the response Lennox Garnett gave when asked about his Halloween plans. Not even going to hand out candy to kids trick or treating? "Mi live inna penthouse, who fi knock pon my door? A flying yout dem inna Philadelphia now? Cah mi neva see dem all till now."
Garnett's complete antipathy toward Halloween extends to every facet of his life, it seems. When his employers, the Philadelphia Liberty, suggested some kind of community action on behalf of the team, to celebrate All Hallows Eve, Garnett again refused. "Listen me, di Laad Jesus nuh come dung 'ere an' die pon cross from two-two thousan' year ago fi unu fi come now, inna twenty-bumboclaat-firs' century an' tun round an' worship duppy an' demon, an' give tanks an' praise to Satan. Mi nuh badda wid unu pagan ting dem. Move an' gweh!" Unable to fully understand what exactly Lennox had told them, but clearly detecting strong disapproval from the Jamaican defensive back, the Liberty management decided not to press the issue, leaving him free to do as he pleased. "Mi a guh tek mi wife fi a nice meal somewhere. A mi queen dat, so mi haffi treat 'ar suh." PBE: OnceAndFutureKing SHL: academydropout I impersonate a programmer for a living
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The scariest night of the year is playing Baltimore on the road after Asipi got taunted about 75% of his ring legitimacy (or if you got a lucky win at home and gloated about it hard. Really, tell me you aren’t hoping to see a blood bath next time Philly plays in BAL), or maybe it’s going on a midnight stroll along the Grand Canyon with Ricky Maddox after he found out you support another NSFL team and you’re carrying his child. I guess this is supposed to be about Halloween, though. Fitzpatrick has spent a few seasons in Arizona now, and has finally been accepted as “good enough” in the community to make public appearances without being derided. This year, he appeared at Phoenix with some plastic footballs. You know those plastic easter eggs that split open and are usually stuffed with candy? Well, imagine them being football-sized. He got a bunch of those made and filled them with all kinds of goodies. There was candy, of course, but also one autographed Kevin Fitzpatrick card in each one. Some of them even contained a ticket to an upcoming home game, mainly against San Jose, because those tickets just aren’t selling.
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