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Borkus Maximus the third of the new orleans second line does not celebrate the pagan orgy that you call halloween because Borkus maximus the third of his name of the new orleans second line is a good nice man who does not partake in orgies of the pagan variety no no no he does not borkus maximus the third is a good boy that is why he only partakes in classy orgies yes only the classiest of orgies for the third borkus maximus of his name of the new orleans second line and that is what borkus the third will be doing on halloween does that answer your question you perv you pagan only pagans participate in halloween orgies and borkus maximus the third of his name of the new orleans second line is no pagan I do declare instead he will be participating in non-halloween related activities because he does not want to encourage or enable such paganistic rituals so borkus maximus the third of his name of the new orleans second line does not participate no he does not but he does not mind when others do he is not judgemental he is just from a time and place where paganism was a real and scary thing so because he has real life experience with the evils of paganism that is why he does not participate in such activities.
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Andrew “Double A” Reese has always been a work hard, play hard type of guy. And that same attitude extends to many of his holiday traditions.Thankfully, despite relocating to a new city, Reese was able to get in touch with a local non-profit organization in Phoenix, Arizona that works with sick and injured kids that can’t experience Halloween in the usual door-to-door “trick or treating”fashion. So, they bring in celebrities like Reese to spend time with the kids and provide an in-door party with free candy and activities. Reese was even able to get a few of his fellow teammates like Bucky Barnes, Dean Jackson, and Viggo Squanch to make appearances. Fellow rookie Alex Selich also made an appearance, allowing the kids to meet the NSFL’s most imposing defensive rookie duo in person. The event was a lot of fun for the kids and several parents thanked the players directly for helping to make the kids’ night special.
Of course, that’s just the “work hard”part. After the kids’ chance to party, the adults had their turn as the players went out for a late night Halloween pub crawl! 204 Words Thanks to Jangorhino for the sig.
Halloween is one of Errol Maddox's favorite holidays. Every year, he spends a lot of time getting ready for Halloween. He decorates his house with lots of decorations as he usually tries to be the most decorated house on the block. He sets up a cemetery in his front yard with a series of tombstones along with some zombies and skeletons crawling out of the graves. In his backyard, he sets a corn maze, complete with animatronic scarecrows hidden inside to surprise visitors. There is extra candy waiting inside for anybody who can make it to the center of the corn maze. Maddox himself sits in the front yard with the main bowl of candy. He waits in a chair and sits perfectly still while holding the bowl of candy in his lap. Anyone who is brave enough to approach him will be able to get candy, but on occasion, he will break out of his stillness to jump forward and give somebody a scare. His costume varies by the year, but this year he went for one of the classics and dressed like a killer clown. He had a realistic looking clown mask along with an authentic looking clown suit. His house is usually to scary for some of the younger kids in the neighborhood, but it's a big hit with those brave enough to take a look around. Overall, Maddox loves celebrating Halloween and likes to go all out for it.
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Jon Gruden generally spends his halloweens in the quiet fashion. Unlike some of his players, he's gonna hang out and give out treats. But what are these treats, you may ask? Well, we all know of his failured tenure with the Oakland Raiders that ended abruptly in 2021. He was handing out talented pro bowlers for first round picks! Man, I couldn't believe when he gave up franchise quarterback Taysom Hill for a 3rd rounder and a Milky Way. Not because of the 3rd rounder, but because Milky Ways are one of the most disgusting candies to ever be created. They're awful. Anyways, he's giving up players to any children that dares knock on his door. What's that? Khalil Mack? Just say the magic phrase! No, this isn't "Trick or treat", this is "First round picks!"
However, Gruden hasn't always been very loved around the neighborhood. One day, the kid down the block, dressed up as Dak Prescott decided to egg his house. This was because the Amari Cooper he received tasted like a bust and inefficient production. He couldn't believe his team gave up a first round pick for him, even though Dak looooooooves the turnovers! He was an unhappy kid. |
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