D’Pez Poopsie actually did quite a lot this off season. He realized his potential wasn’t at corner back, so he decided to bulk up. He put on over one hundred pounds in the off-season and put some lifts on his shoes to grow a few inches as well and will be playing hand down in the dirt this up coming season. That’s right, you heard it here first, D’Pez Poopsie, RBotY and a pro-bowl Corner back, will be playing at Defensive End this upcoming season and for the rest of his career. He has learned that being on the Defensive Line will also prolong his career where he can be more valuable in the later stages of his life.
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