There's a team in Yellowknife which has basically nobody there so let's go the extra mile and create the Antarctica Penguins. Don't worry they play in a dome. The SpaceX dome will be heated to 58 degrees Fahrenheit, and seat 200 but it never fills up. The field will obviously be artificial turf. The logo will be a penguin on it's stomach tilted at a 40 degree angle as if it is sliding down a hill. The researchers down there are diehard fans so they have that going for them. We unfortunately haven't figured out how we'll build a stadium down there but we'll figure it out. Honestly I don't know how we didn't think of this before. The team can make money off of the rich idiots who pay thousands to get down to Antarctica to watch a game. We can even make a rivalry with a team in the arctic like a North vs South thing. The Antarctica Penguins will be brilliant. The cold will even give them a psychological advantage. How will you have to travel down to the coldest place on earth and not be afraid? Expansion GMs better strongly consider this idea because this team is amazing.
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