*Half of the S15 class won't be drafted

[Duilio05]

It is an absolute shame. After slm's hard work recruiting so many people, half of the S15 Class might not be drafted into the NSFL. Below are the biggest reasons the NSFL GM's should not draft these players.

[div align=\\\"center\\\"]Emondov Emoji has Paraskavedekatriaphobia - fear of Friday the 13th
Chase Jensen prefers the Yellow Ranger over the Pink Ranger
Johnny Slothface is applying to change his name to Tim Pppppppppppprice
Quenton Bode has a bad case of estivation
Brock Landers eats Pad Thai instead of Turkey on Thanksgiving
Terry Taffy caused the Boston Molassacre of 1919
Franklin Armstrong smells like benzaldehyde, furfural, and acetic acid
Morgan Marshal wishes that Markiplier was his real dad
Nero Alexander He's the largest Russian nesting doll in the set
Ahri Espeeyeeseetee Doesn't like grass
Ricardo Morris Will fight you if you call if "duct tape".
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Mo Berry thinks Star Wars is better than Star Trek
Xerxes Ridley thinks Star Trek is better than Star Wars
Lanzer Grievous once danced with a jackalope
Cameron Olsen sleeps on a bed of nails
Richard D'Attoria V There are four other Richard D'Attoria's, you really think this one is the best?
Fatih Terim eats bananas with the peel on
Forrest Gump always wears a blue shirt on his birthday
Guy Nikko was actually born Guy Ferry
Lamont McKinnie gave a mouse CPR
Lightsout Lewis can't sleep with the lights off
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Jammerson Irving has never had McDonalds
Lucas Knight puts pickles in his coffee
Rod Tidwell favorite snack is lima beans
Dan Wright uses Bing instead of Google
Tony Gabagool likes Archer but not Bobs Burgers
Jay Longshaw like Bobs Burgers but not Archer
Nacho Varga voted Ben Wyatt for Mayer of Partridge, Minnesota
Brave Ulysses he's a bum
Deon Taylor only autographs foreheads
Timmy Hoss bought anti-comet pills
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Logan Uchiha stills has Bayer & Co. Heroin in his first aid kit
AJ Lattimer caused a war by winning a game of croquet
Marquees Acho wants to be buried sitting on top of a horse
Dorfus Jimbo has 13 "lucky" rabbit feet
Troy Humuhumunukunuku?pua?a has worn the same gameday underwear since middle school
Giannis Kroustis believes head light fluid is a real thing
Rock Hardshaft HAS said no to sex
Edmond Beaver-Dantes once kidknapped Li'l Sebastian
Jack Rambo swallows mouthwash
Ben Bortboy always wears socks, always.
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Allen Josh puts spaghetti sauce on his burgers
JoJo Burr-Kirven has Benjamin Button disorder
Martaviu Mack is color blind
Kermit Stronglegs is actually a human size frog
Ryan Leaf Jr. didn't cry at the end of Marley and Me
Walt Green cheats at Candyland[/div]

**These are all speculations and are not confirmed**

[ScorpXCracker]

Wait shouldn't my draft stock increase if I have that many lucky feet?

[Rising Equinox]

Hey man, what's wrong with dancing with jackalopes? Also, "Rock Hardshaft HAS said no to sex", is literally perfection lol.

[gucci]

Lol idk how you know this, Wizard, but Pad Thai is literally my favorite food...

[shadyshoelace]

Brave Ulysses he's a bum

[AdamS]

I also prefer the yellow ranger.

Rip trini

[ValorX77]

I didn’t cry at the end.. why is this so accurate..

[timeconsumer]

Fatih Terim eats bananas with the peel on

[124715]

You joke, but Richard D'Attoria III was a beast and D'Attoria IV was awesome as well

[SwagSloth]

Johnny Slothface is applying to change his name to Tim Pppppppppppprice

Betrayed.