*Laszlo Forty-Two DSFL Pre-Draft Presser

[C9Van]

The WR for the upcoming DSFL draft, Laszlo Forty-Two, steps up towards the podium and taps the microphone a couple of times.

"Laszlo Forty-Two is here. He greets all of you a long with appreciation for coming. Ask questions. The Laszlo will answer them"

What differentiates you from the other players in this class?

"Mr. Forty-Two has best ability to adapt. Is also more team player than anyone and finally better thighs than anyone in DSFL. Feels drive and commitment is stronger than anyone else too but unfair to judge other rookies."

What are you most looking forward to in the DSFL?

"Hard question for Laszlo. Is difficult to choose from making rival teams' fans cry like little girls they are and finally getting to catch thrown object. Will let people know when they happen."

What for you would be the benchmark of a good season?

"The Laz is not stupid. Start will be tough but he like challenge. Hopefully Mr. Forty-Two contribute points to team whilst improving daily. "

If you were to join a DSFL team because of a certain player, who is that player and why?

"Assume cannot pick self. Would probably be whoever gets Mr. Irrelevant award in upcoming draft. If want specific player though, probably Gimmy who should have claimed it in NFSL draft so we could become monstrous duo."

Which WR from the S15 class would be the closest comparison for you?

"Laszlo not really follow that class deeply. Understand the class has lot of future stars and had insane depth compared to puny S16 class though. 2 options spring to Laszlo's mind. Brock Landers because he went 1st and was WR and Nero Alexander because he has great name."

Tell me about your style of play

"Is simple. A person throws object at Laszlo. Then Forty-Two grabs object and tries to take it to a specific area. Puny fool attempts to stop Laszlo. He fails. Rinse and repeat until Mr. Forty-Two has crushed opponent mentally and physically."

Any records you have your eyes on?

"Ah, is good question. Begin with target does not exist. Want to settle in, grab first pigskin then shortly after focus on catching as many as possible. If close to any record, will hunt them down like hungry evil dog after injured orphan child covered in bacon."

More of an NSFL question than a DSFL question, but would you rather be drafted to an already contender team, or a rebuilding one?

"Would lie if he said not appealing to join an established team. Work way into starting team and help make dynasty. However, he is also happy to help weak and terrible team regain belief they can be something one day. May sound like non-burning bridges answer but is just truth. Laszlo Forty-Two can play for anyone."

Favorite pregame ritual?

"I meditate everyday for roughly 1 hour. One time Laszlo miss meditation. Laszlo put 3 class mate bullies in hospital when he told Laszlo he had weird russian accent when he stop them picking on puny nerd. Happy ending story for everyone, most of them can still walk and bullying stopped.

Closest thing to ritual for sport Laszlo has."

[TomHanks]

What differentiates you from the other players in this class?

What are you most looking forward to in the DSFL?

What for you would be the benchmark of a good season?

[ValorX77]

If you were to join a DSFL team because of a certain player, who is that player and why?

[Fordhammer]

Which WR from the S15 class would be the closest comparison for you?

[PaytonM34]

Tell me about your style of play

Any records you have your eyes on?

More of an NSFL question than a DSFL question, but would you rather be drafted to an already contender team, or a rebuilding one?

Favorite pregame ritual?