Martavius Mack was not shy about spending his first paycheck; where however is. "Too many people have suffered, I vow to catch the Scranton Strangler." Spending just under a million dollars Martavius has employed a secret elite security squad to patrol Scranton, PA twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. The elite force will patrol all the way from Schrute Farms, past Pizza by Alfredo's, all the way to Alfredo's Pizza Cafe. The force will be equipped in full track suits for aerodynamics, they will also be armed with cell phones in case god forbid they actually see the Strangler.
They will be led by Dwight Schrute. Mr. Poop is quoted as saying the following, "It's better to be hurt by someone you love, rather then a complete stranger killing you.." Not with an unscathed record, Mr. Schrute has apparently shot a gun in the Dunder Mifflin office, along with a slew of driving offences including, speeding, and impersonating an officer. "My past is my past, but my past is better then your past, so do you really want to talk about pasts?" Mr. Schrute was heard saying when being interviewed by Scranton Strangler suspect and journalist Toby Flenderson.
A crime watch patrol paid for by an athlete that lives out of state. what a time to be alive.
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They will be led by Dwight Schrute. Mr. Poop is quoted as saying the following, "It's better to be hurt by someone you love, rather then a complete stranger killing you.." Not with an unscathed record, Mr. Schrute has apparently shot a gun in the Dunder Mifflin office, along with a slew of driving offences including, speeding, and impersonating an officer. "My past is my past, but my past is better then your past, so do you really want to talk about pasts?" Mr. Schrute was heard saying when being interviewed by Scranton Strangler suspect and journalist Toby Flenderson.
A crime watch patrol paid for by an athlete that lives out of state. what a time to be alive.
220 words 1,259 characters