08-14-2019, 12:55 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-29-2019, 08:42 AM by goodvsevil1275.)
Hello my name is Fabricio Baldari and I'm here to answer questions about some recent allegations and my future football plans.
As you are probably aware yes I declared for the DSFL draft and I'm looking forward to tonight to see where I am taking my talents.
First off I want to make in no uncertain terms, I did not have sexual relations with that horse. That is all I will be speaking about that issue.
Secondly, I do not have sexual desires towards fish, I do like fish sticks, by that I mean fish on sticks. Lawsuits from this situation prevent me from commenting on this situation any further.
Any other questions?
I look forward to playing against lots of players. Their teeth are short and their claws are non-existent. I don't see the need to acknowledge other players as my role on the team lends itself to as few witness's as practical.
I am sure that I'm not just a bear in a football helmet. For one I am wearing man clothes and my feet are covered in prey flesh.
I can confidently say that there are no other defensive linemen like me. I would prefer the ones that would take the most ammount of attention of the prey away from me.
Sir I am not a supporter of the slave trade and even if Horses don't have souls and prey are meant to be eaten I believe in the freedom of all creations.
As you are probably aware yes I declared for the DSFL draft and I'm looking forward to tonight to see where I am taking my talents.
First off I want to make in no uncertain terms, I did not have sexual relations with that horse. That is all I will be speaking about that issue.
Secondly, I do not have sexual desires towards fish, I do like fish sticks, by that I mean fish on sticks. Lawsuits from this situation prevent me from commenting on this situation any further.
Any other questions?
(08-14-2019, 12:09 PM)woelker11 Wrote:How do you feel about your draft stock in this crowded pool? Where would you be most interested in playing?I feel fairly confident that I'll find my way to a team with full streams and ripe berries. My performance in the prospect bowl (often times getting twice as many TFL's as anyone else) lends itself to a smart GM who knows a guy who can maul the QB when he sees him.
Anybody you particularly look forward to playing with or against?
Are you sure that you are not just a bear in a football helmet?
I look forward to playing against lots of players. Their teeth are short and their claws are non-existent. I don't see the need to acknowledge other players as my role on the team lends itself to as few witness's as practical.
I am sure that I'm not just a bear in a football helmet. For one I am wearing man clothes and my feet are covered in prey flesh.
(08-14-2019, 12:25 PM)RobCubed Wrote:1. What defensive linemen would you most like to play with? Active NSFL/DSFL players or fellow prospects.
2. If you had to choose between retiring early and running a horse ranch, or retiring early and running an aquarium, which would you prefer?
I can confidently say that there are no other defensive linemen like me. I would prefer the ones that would take the most ammount of attention of the prey away from me.
Sir I am not a supporter of the slave trade and even if Horses don't have souls and prey are meant to be eaten I believe in the freedom of all creations.