09-25-2019, 03:29 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-26-2019, 08:52 AM by Fordhammer.)
Right before Ultimini Junior Lopez went live at the Tijuana Press Coference, it all started well and confident with the Ultimini questions:
“We are ready! Since day 1 we know that we’d be at this position. Since the first time we met with the team, we all were 100% sure that we’d be at Ultimini, and here we are lock’n’loaded!”
And with the chances win it:
“Oh its gonna be a war, thats what i can guarantee you guys! The regular season showed that! Time to step up and we all know that, D boys are ready! We are going all the way!”
“We have more tackles (DONT RUN IT), more interceptions, more pass deflections (DONT PASS IT) and more blocked punts and field goals (DONT KICK IT) than Portland. So you do the math...”
Even sending a message for the Pythons QB:
“Oh Jay Cue are probably sleepless, if he throw WE ARE GONNA GET IT. We are the number 1 team in pass interception at the regular season . He taste it last game at Portland, even with them getting the lucky win, he got intercepted 3 times plus 4 PD. And when he thought too much i sacked him.
I mean cant judge him right?! I would be sleepless too. ”
“Hey J.C., dont think too much bro, or i will have too put you too sleep! lol ”
But then some reporter asked him about the so called “Breaking down the Top LB prospects” that dropped at the end of regular season, without Lopez name on it. And J-Lo goes all out at it:
“Alllllllriiiiiight, so i wasnt gonna talk about it today but since you guys want some, lets do it! Excuse me “(takes a 10 page report of the bag).”
“Soooooooo, let me see where do we start. OK! Lets talk numbers.”
“Tackles:
The only stat that im behind those “”””TOP”””” prospects, right?! I can tell you guys why: Cause a i dont need! Simple as that! Those TOP fools play by themselfs at their D with is easy top ut up some numbers.
I explain to yall.
At Tijuana D we got the best guys, Thud just a beast and he love hitting people so the dudes that run from me he just put to the ground. Plus we have my boy Ryan. the number 1 SS in tackles of the league, with 105, just because thats how we are set up.”
“Next we got forced fumble, i got 1. Yeah, thats bad huh?! Maybe, lets see when it happend:
WEEK 7 vs. Portland Pythons - wich at the time were 5-1.
Fourth Quarter
1:17 left 4th and 4 for TIJ Bassett, C. put us up by 3 with a 32 Yard FG
LUCHADORES 20 x 17 PYTHONS
Here they come for the last chance to win it: 2nd and 10 - 1:07 left
Pass by Cue, J., complete to (S) Strike, D. for 6 yds. Tackle by Lopez, J.. FUMBLE recovered by my boy Wayne Howyanow at the POR - 20 yard line and returned for 20 yards. TOUCHDOWN!!!
Yeah, MAJOR 1 forced fumble! IM ALL ABOUT THE CLUTCH BOYS! And ill show you guys.”
“Lets move on...
Sacks: i got 3 right behind Mr. Gaines.
Interceptions: Me and my boy Thud got 1 each, other TOP fools: NONE!
Quick Pause here: Ive grabed a last quarter Interception to secure the CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP, against Marshals. JESUS! IM CLUTCH!
But you know that already, right!? “
“Back to “TOP” fools regular season numbers...
Pass Deflection. Well it would be unfair to compare with any LB since im leading as the only one with double digits: 11. So lets just be fair and say that i have better numbers than 12 CBs in the league, im counting only the ones that played 14 games. LOL!
if I tell you how many of those were to secure or change the game for us i would need another press conference, and i aint got time for that i got a Ultimini to win“
And J-Lo leave to the locker room but not before leaving us with one last piece of sauce for the NSFL Scouts:
“The math for the Draft day its really easy. Need Defense Stars? Check for Luchadores Defense Players if they all have their names called already theeeeen you go to read some “TOP PROSPECTS FOOLS”.
“NSFL SCOUTS, ive saved you work. Thank me later! Love yall!”
[word count: 763]
“We are ready! Since day 1 we know that we’d be at this position. Since the first time we met with the team, we all were 100% sure that we’d be at Ultimini, and here we are lock’n’loaded!”
And with the chances win it:
“Oh its gonna be a war, thats what i can guarantee you guys! The regular season showed that! Time to step up and we all know that, D boys are ready! We are going all the way!”
“We have more tackles (DONT RUN IT), more interceptions, more pass deflections (DONT PASS IT) and more blocked punts and field goals (DONT KICK IT) than Portland. So you do the math...”
Even sending a message for the Pythons QB:
“Oh Jay Cue are probably sleepless, if he throw WE ARE GONNA GET IT. We are the number 1 team in pass interception at the regular season . He taste it last game at Portland, even with them getting the lucky win, he got intercepted 3 times plus 4 PD. And when he thought too much i sacked him.
I mean cant judge him right?! I would be sleepless too. ”
“Hey J.C., dont think too much bro, or i will have too put you too sleep! lol ”
But then some reporter asked him about the so called “Breaking down the Top LB prospects” that dropped at the end of regular season, without Lopez name on it. And J-Lo goes all out at it:
“Alllllllriiiiiight, so i wasnt gonna talk about it today but since you guys want some, lets do it! Excuse me “(takes a 10 page report of the bag).”
“Soooooooo, let me see where do we start. OK! Lets talk numbers.”
“Tackles:
The only stat that im behind those “”””TOP”””” prospects, right?! I can tell you guys why: Cause a i dont need! Simple as that! Those TOP fools play by themselfs at their D with is easy top ut up some numbers.
I explain to yall.
At Tijuana D we got the best guys, Thud just a beast and he love hitting people so the dudes that run from me he just put to the ground. Plus we have my boy Ryan. the number 1 SS in tackles of the league, with 105, just because thats how we are set up.”
“Next we got forced fumble, i got 1. Yeah, thats bad huh?! Maybe, lets see when it happend:
WEEK 7 vs. Portland Pythons - wich at the time were 5-1.
Fourth Quarter
1:17 left 4th and 4 for TIJ Bassett, C. put us up by 3 with a 32 Yard FG
LUCHADORES 20 x 17 PYTHONS
Here they come for the last chance to win it: 2nd and 10 - 1:07 left
Pass by Cue, J., complete to (S) Strike, D. for 6 yds. Tackle by Lopez, J.. FUMBLE recovered by my boy Wayne Howyanow at the POR - 20 yard line and returned for 20 yards. TOUCHDOWN!!!
Yeah, MAJOR 1 forced fumble! IM ALL ABOUT THE CLUTCH BOYS! And ill show you guys.”
“Lets move on...
Sacks: i got 3 right behind Mr. Gaines.
Interceptions: Me and my boy Thud got 1 each, other TOP fools: NONE!
Quick Pause here: Ive grabed a last quarter Interception to secure the CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP, against Marshals. JESUS! IM CLUTCH!
But you know that already, right!? “
“Back to “TOP” fools regular season numbers...
Pass Deflection. Well it would be unfair to compare with any LB since im leading as the only one with double digits: 11. So lets just be fair and say that i have better numbers than 12 CBs in the league, im counting only the ones that played 14 games. LOL!
if I tell you how many of those were to secure or change the game for us i would need another press conference, and i aint got time for that i got a Ultimini to win“
And J-Lo leave to the locker room but not before leaving us with one last piece of sauce for the NSFL Scouts:
“The math for the Draft day its really easy. Need Defense Stars? Check for Luchadores Defense Players if they all have their names called already theeeeen you go to read some “TOP PROSPECTS FOOLS”.
“NSFL SCOUTS, ive saved you work. Thank me later! Love yall!”
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