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[SweetJamesJones]

SUC 4 News here with an exclusive sit down with THE sweet James-Jones.In this interview we were able to get some in-depth information on the future star receiver.

SUC 4 News: "So Sweet, we are ecstatic to have you in studio here with us today. First we would like to thank you for making the time to come in and give us some more information on THE Sweet. So first things first, would you give us a little bit of your background and your origin?"

Sweet: "Well, ya mans originally hails from the land of the killas and the land of the G's. Where boys round there crawl dub duece D's nahhhimtalmbout? I lived in the great city of Dallas, Texas for the first eighteen years of my life. At 18, the skreets started calling out fa Sweet and I ended up in H Tiiiiiiiiiinnneeeeeeeeee aka Houston at THE Third Ward University where I started slanging chickens, getting britches, and serving UP TDs for the SLABs.

I led the nation in catches, receiving yards, TDs, and allladat ya hurrrd? The rest is history TBH. I'm basically a legend in Houston, let alone the whole state of Texas and the nation nahhimtalmbout?"

SUC 4 News: "Ahhhh very interesting, Sweet. Well as you know our news coverage is based out of Houston so we are very familiar with all of your accolades. Would you mind giving us some more information on where your name comes from? Family name passed down or are you the first of your name?"

Sweet: "Hell nahh I ain't the first Sweet, bitch. The fuck you mean? The first and only other Sweet is the one and fucking only, Chad Butler aka Pimp C aka Sweet James! He's a MF legend throughout all of Texas and the whole Damn South. SO next time you better do some mo' Research before you come at the second coming of Sweet like dat yahurrrd? So that's where my name come from doe since you wasn't prepared."

SUC 4 News: "We apologize for the lack of research on our end, Sweet. Won't Happen aga-"

Sweet: Damn right, hoe. Continue though."

SUC 4 News: "Ahem, so on to our next question.....
Where do you see yourself ending up in the upcoming DSFL draft? Any predictions for us?"

Sweet: "Shit, if the team with the #1 draft has any kinda sense, they gone take me. Easy. But if them MFs is dumb enough to pass then Sweets gone end up where he end up. Don't really matter to me truth be told. Cuz wherever I end up is where the W's and stats gone follow yahurrrd? I'm the realest, trillest, and simply the fucking best, nahhhimtalmbout? Of course you do, cuz you know Sweet and if you know Sweet you know he's the best. Probably to ever do it."

SUC 4 News: " Of course, Sweet, of course. We speak for Houston and the rest of Texas when we say 'We know'. We have been consistently in awe of you on and off the field and we just want you to know we are in your corner and look forward to seeing you excel on both levels of the Sim league. Thank you for your time and -"

Sweet James then abruptly ended the interview when he saw Tony Snow was calling. He was last seen getting into he's murdered out Rolls Royce with what sounded like Will Smiths 'Going to Miami' playing over the speakers.

SUC 4 News: "Well folks, that's all we have for today regarding Sweet, but be on the lookout for the upcoming draft and who will most likely be the first player taken overall, Sweet James-Jones. Thank you for tuning in and until next time, stay trill. SUC 4 News over and out."

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