We find ourselves in a press conference at the University of Tennessee. At the podium, nervously chewing his lip, stands Bubba Thumper. He taps the microphone, and a hush falls over the gathered members of the media, as they turn their attention to the stage.
"My time in Colorado has been a blessing. I feel that I have a family among the Yeti; these players challenge me to be my best every day, and without them, I would never have been able to rise to meet that challenge. I would be nothing without the opportunity that this team presented me two seasons ago, and a piece of my heart will forever belong to this team and to the people of Colorado."
"That said, I see my old DSFL team, the Marshals, about to play for a title, and it reminds me why I entered this league to begin with. I came here to hang banners, and if San Antonio can do it, why not me? I do not know that the Yeti are holding me back; I believe there is a great deal of talent on this roster, and it may be wrong of me to jump ship so soon. But, I feel it is in my best interest to explore my options, to be sure I can experience the future I imagine."
"I will be opting out of the final year of my contract with Colorado, and testing the waters of free agency. Thank you for your time."
"My time in Colorado has been a blessing. I feel that I have a family among the Yeti; these players challenge me to be my best every day, and without them, I would never have been able to rise to meet that challenge. I would be nothing without the opportunity that this team presented me two seasons ago, and a piece of my heart will forever belong to this team and to the people of Colorado."
"That said, I see my old DSFL team, the Marshals, about to play for a title, and it reminds me why I entered this league to begin with. I came here to hang banners, and if San Antonio can do it, why not me? I do not know that the Yeti are holding me back; I believe there is a great deal of talent on this roster, and it may be wrong of me to jump ship so soon. But, I feel it is in my best interest to explore my options, to be sure I can experience the future I imagine."
"I will be opting out of the final year of my contract with Colorado, and testing the waters of free agency. Thank you for your time."