02-16-2020, 06:19 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-16-2020, 06:28 PM by Jangorhino.)
Yoooo!
Here I am, finally got through my time in the Lithuanian prison. Those dudes got real problems over there. Lithuanians need to lighten the fuck up. It’s just weed!!
Anyway, glad to be done with that nonsense and don’t even ask a why I was in Lithuania aight!!!!
After last season I knew it was time to leave college. My on-field performance was off the charts good, best they ever saw! My in-class performance was off the charts bad, worst they ever saw! School was a joke! I’m just trying to get paid!!
So here we are, on the cusp of joining the big time. All done with college, got my Lithuanian legal matters settled, and it’s time to focus on the prize! Time to state my goal!! My goal for S22 is first round and first DE off the board!
All the horse PED I scored in Lithuania is gonna pay off like a mf. I’ve been putting that stuff in my ass like Richard Gere at a gerbil store.
It’s time to get paid y’all!!!
My 40 time is off the charts!
My shuttle time is off the charts!!
Benched 225lbs 83 times!!!
Vert Jump is 69”!!!!
I’m out here like Mr Incredible!!
Can’t wait for the draft. Some lucky team gonna hit the jackpot!
They got a soldier in me! A true soldier!
Leader
Stud
Motor
Gamer
Goat
All words they’re gonna use to describe me week 1!!
No joke, I’m in the house and ready to wreck shop!!
Here’s a little introspection into me, from me, about me.
My life was jacked up. I was raised by a pack of javelina in the desert outside of Tucson in 3 Points Arizona! My mom and dad ditched me at the gun range when i was an infant. The Javelina found me cold and hungry lying naked in the sand. They clothed me and fed me and taught me how to forage for prickly pear cactus fruit like one of them. They kept me safe until I was 18 and able to move out on my own. The javelina are actually avid football fans. They taught me how to explode off the line of scrimmage and win battles with my hands to keep offensive lineman off me, so I could utilize my speed! Thank you to all those javelina out there in 3 Points! Big up!
When I moved out of the desert to go to college I had a hard time adjusting. Personal hygiene was not a strong suit for me. It took months to adapt to washing my body with soap. I was used to living naturally with the desert insects and bird of prey to preen my skin of any bacteria.
Anyways, that’s a little insight into my come up!! Glad to be here and I can’t wait to get drafted so I can crack skulls and crush QB for a living!!
Here I am, finally got through my time in the Lithuanian prison. Those dudes got real problems over there. Lithuanians need to lighten the fuck up. It’s just weed!!
Anyway, glad to be done with that nonsense and don’t even ask a why I was in Lithuania aight!!!!
After last season I knew it was time to leave college. My on-field performance was off the charts good, best they ever saw! My in-class performance was off the charts bad, worst they ever saw! School was a joke! I’m just trying to get paid!!
So here we are, on the cusp of joining the big time. All done with college, got my Lithuanian legal matters settled, and it’s time to focus on the prize! Time to state my goal!! My goal for S22 is first round and first DE off the board!
All the horse PED I scored in Lithuania is gonna pay off like a mf. I’ve been putting that stuff in my ass like Richard Gere at a gerbil store.
It’s time to get paid y’all!!!
My 40 time is off the charts!
My shuttle time is off the charts!!
Benched 225lbs 83 times!!!
Vert Jump is 69”!!!!
I’m out here like Mr Incredible!!
Can’t wait for the draft. Some lucky team gonna hit the jackpot!
They got a soldier in me! A true soldier!
Leader
Stud
Motor
Gamer
Goat
All words they’re gonna use to describe me week 1!!
No joke, I’m in the house and ready to wreck shop!!
Here’s a little introspection into me, from me, about me.
My life was jacked up. I was raised by a pack of javelina in the desert outside of Tucson in 3 Points Arizona! My mom and dad ditched me at the gun range when i was an infant. The Javelina found me cold and hungry lying naked in the sand. They clothed me and fed me and taught me how to forage for prickly pear cactus fruit like one of them. They kept me safe until I was 18 and able to move out on my own. The javelina are actually avid football fans. They taught me how to explode off the line of scrimmage and win battles with my hands to keep offensive lineman off me, so I could utilize my speed! Thank you to all those javelina out there in 3 Points! Big up!
When I moved out of the desert to go to college I had a hard time adjusting. Personal hygiene was not a strong suit for me. It took months to adapt to washing my body with soap. I was used to living naturally with the desert insects and bird of prey to preen my skin of any bacteria.
Anyways, that’s a little insight into my come up!! Glad to be here and I can’t wait to get drafted so I can crack skulls and crush QB for a living!!