10.
I'm not of any confidence on what the real policy of what to improve the league on. What I would encourage though is a largely structural culture change. I think a much more encouraged culture of kayfabe would be better for the league. People like sports a lot more when they have buy-in with the teams and the storylines going on. I'm ride or die with the Minnesota Vikings. It has brought nothing but heartbreak and liver damage. They have never won the title or even been to the super bowl in my time. They've had repeated times where they've heard me in ways that little else really can do. But I still hate packers fans and love the Vikings as much as I love football itself. I would form a "Thunderdome" channel where people were required to argue and talk in character. That twitter should be only used to communicate as the player. Maybe an expansion into Instagram or even a subreddit where people are in character. Yes I know I'm advocating for role-playing and various role-playing activities. I realize this sounds nerdy and uncool but at this point, I'm on a football sim related forum that spends most of the time related to it on the discord. Worse things could be done.
16
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at The other DE's in the league and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with a non fairly rubed Olineman, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at holding me back. Then you add my TFL game to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the three-way to get in the playoffs, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because the liberty and the cats KNOWS they can't beat me and they're not even gonna try!
So playoff hopefuls, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of getting to the playoffs. But then you take my 75% chance of going to the playoffs, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of making the playoffs. See NSFL, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
8
I'm going to save you all time and give you a scouting report for ALL the DSFL players in the draft. THEY ALL SAWFT. Not you normally levels of soft but S A W F T SAWWWWWFT! They an't got what it takes to survive in the mean trenches of the NSFL. They an't got what it takes to go 16 weeks at this level. they gona break their bones and why? Because of oat milk. I don't care what you tell me oat milk isn't cow milk and cow milk is what gives your bones that not break quality. I don't know anything about that oat milk but I know oats and they are soft, brittle, and dissolve in Gatorade. And thats another thing. Kids these days don't respect the gatorade. They'd rather have some fancy iv stuck on their arm to hydrate. Back in my day we had water and we hated it but it was what we had to have to drink to have to not be thirsty. Then Gatorade came around and the water turned into something that always tasted good and helped make me not tired or have the headaches more. I heard at some of dez dem der DSFL teams that they didn't even let their players drink beer during half time and had their staff make the food for them. Back in my days with the marshalls, I killed things and then ate those things even on game day. Just send them all down for another year see if they get any better.
6
My expansion team would be the LA Traffic. It would work on so many levels and has massive branding and merch opportunities. First off no team is in LA. LA is the biggest but most fickle sports market. It would probably take a better man (or woman) in order to make the team succeed just on this but I'm gona put it to the side in order to show my vision. LA Traffic would first easily simplify to LAT. its an easy thing to chant and simple to spray with straight lines. It would make an easy running joke with the traffic to get to the game and the traffic in the stadium in order to get around. Then it also works as the players playing of stop and go for the running game or gridlock for defense. Shirts with just lines of cars. Lets be honest tho this entire thing is just a giant scam. My real intention is to sell just tons of vuvuzelas and have all the fans blow on them. It will be the most gloriously annoying thing and I want it so badly. Offenses will just cease to be able to call plays. Local wildlife will adjust to the sound and if we make them just right we can attract birds to the stadium.
I'm not of any confidence on what the real policy of what to improve the league on. What I would encourage though is a largely structural culture change. I think a much more encouraged culture of kayfabe would be better for the league. People like sports a lot more when they have buy-in with the teams and the storylines going on. I'm ride or die with the Minnesota Vikings. It has brought nothing but heartbreak and liver damage. They have never won the title or even been to the super bowl in my time. They've had repeated times where they've heard me in ways that little else really can do. But I still hate packers fans and love the Vikings as much as I love football itself. I would form a "Thunderdome" channel where people were required to argue and talk in character. That twitter should be only used to communicate as the player. Maybe an expansion into Instagram or even a subreddit where people are in character. Yes I know I'm advocating for role-playing and various role-playing activities. I realize this sounds nerdy and uncool but at this point, I'm on a football sim related forum that spends most of the time related to it on the discord. Worse things could be done.
16
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at The other DE's in the league and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with a non fairly rubed Olineman, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at holding me back. Then you add my TFL game to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the three-way to get in the playoffs, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because the liberty and the cats KNOWS they can't beat me and they're not even gonna try!
So playoff hopefuls, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of getting to the playoffs. But then you take my 75% chance of going to the playoffs, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of making the playoffs. See NSFL, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
8
I'm going to save you all time and give you a scouting report for ALL the DSFL players in the draft. THEY ALL SAWFT. Not you normally levels of soft but S A W F T SAWWWWWFT! They an't got what it takes to survive in the mean trenches of the NSFL. They an't got what it takes to go 16 weeks at this level. they gona break their bones and why? Because of oat milk. I don't care what you tell me oat milk isn't cow milk and cow milk is what gives your bones that not break quality. I don't know anything about that oat milk but I know oats and they are soft, brittle, and dissolve in Gatorade. And thats another thing. Kids these days don't respect the gatorade. They'd rather have some fancy iv stuck on their arm to hydrate. Back in my day we had water and we hated it but it was what we had to have to drink to have to not be thirsty. Then Gatorade came around and the water turned into something that always tasted good and helped make me not tired or have the headaches more. I heard at some of dez dem der DSFL teams that they didn't even let their players drink beer during half time and had their staff make the food for them. Back in my days with the marshalls, I killed things and then ate those things even on game day. Just send them all down for another year see if they get any better.
6
My expansion team would be the LA Traffic. It would work on so many levels and has massive branding and merch opportunities. First off no team is in LA. LA is the biggest but most fickle sports market. It would probably take a better man (or woman) in order to make the team succeed just on this but I'm gona put it to the side in order to show my vision. LA Traffic would first easily simplify to LAT. its an easy thing to chant and simple to spray with straight lines. It would make an easy running joke with the traffic to get to the game and the traffic in the stadium in order to get around. Then it also works as the players playing of stop and go for the running game or gridlock for defense. Shirts with just lines of cars. Lets be honest tho this entire thing is just a giant scam. My real intention is to sell just tons of vuvuzelas and have all the fans blow on them. It will be the most gloriously annoying thing and I want it so badly. Offenses will just cease to be able to call plays. Local wildlife will adjust to the sound and if we make them just right we can attract birds to the stadium.