*Shoot-Out in Minnesota Grey Ducks Locker Room

[ForSucksFake]

Frustrations reached a lethal boiling point Friday in Minnesota as two Grey Ducks players were involved in a shoot-out not far off from scenes in old western movies.

Team captain Mario Von Pebbles and second-year receiver Daymond Brooks were in the midst of a heated argument described as a power struggle by on-lookers, when the players agreed to settle their differences “the old fashioned way.”

“I just remember Daymond screaming about [redacted] bigger dudes in prison than Mario. That’s when Mario lost it,” said rookie receiver Tychondrius Hood.

Local authorities said the shoot-out was agreed upon, and therefore due to an old state law neither participant can be charged as the shoot-out was done with honor.

Both players sustained minor injuries and are expected to be ready for the start of the 2037 DSFL season.

The general manager of the ball club denied to comment about the incident, although he did say the team’s locker room did seem to get a “kick out of it.” However, reports suggest Minnesota’s GM mediated the confrontation and provided a countdown. This is just speculation at this point.

The Minnesota Grey Ducks hope to rebound from last year’s disappointing season that saw them miss the playoffs and fail to win a third-straight championship. Time will tell if this peculiar happening strengthens the team’s bond or derails a promising campaign.

[Jangorhino]

Thems the rules. Talk shit get shot!

[ForSucksFake]

Thems the rules. Talk shit get shot!

I’ll goes ya bud. Again.

[Tylus]

This was a traumatic experience, but I think I've grown stronger for having been through it. I'm glad no players were killed with the bullets flying.

[ForSucksFake]

This was a traumatic experience, but I think I've grown stronger for having been through it. I'm glad no players were harmed with the bullets flying.

We try to foster an environment that promotes safety and development for young players.

[Dagumpa]

I don't usually condone the use of firearms in the Grey Ducks' locker room. But when they're presented in the style of a Western standoff...how could I refuse?