Eric Richards and his family were cleaning up after the wild 4th of July party incident with the fireworks. Eric is fuming a bit cause he knew that people could have been hurt (and some may have been).
"Next time I'll pick and choose my party guests carefully" Eric grumbled to himself "can't believe Osiris would be so freaking stupid! Next time only we will provide the fireworks!"
"Heh you think this is bad?" His father Dean starts laughing to himself "you should have seen your mom and I in Vegas before you were born!"
"Wait what happened?" Eric asked, very interested
"Oh honey I don't know if we should tell this story..." His mother Jane says nervously
"Oh Jane dear the boys a man now he can handle it"
"Well I suppose you're right." Jane smiles "I'll let you tell it"
"Well we were going to Vegas for a well deserved vacation..." We flashback to Dean and Jane in Dean's RV on the road to Vegas, both of them youthful and ready for a most likely drunken adventure
"Dear I am so ready to hit the casino!" Jane says, excited "and I know a couple of bars we can go to"
"Honey we are going to have the time of our lives-even if we won't remember it!" Dean laughs as they stop by a gas station for fuel. As Dean goes inside to pay for gas, Jane gets approached by a greasy man and his buddies
"Hey girl what are you doing in this small town?" He says as he approaches her. Her response when he gets to close is to kick him in the nethers with her heels, stopping him dead in his tracks and making him fall to the ground in pain. Thankfully Dean showed back up before the rest of them could start any more trouble
"Oh hey honey I was just teaching this man some boundaries rules he won't forget" Jane smiles
"Well i agree he definitely won't forget this. Now let's go, only a half an hour to Vegas!" They soon reach Vegas and thier quite pricey hotel, whitch Dean was able to pay for with his Tax refund. The first thing they decided to do was hit the bar scene, and they reached a bar called Uncle Al's.
"One glass of your best Whiskey for me, and some of your best Tequila for the little woman" Dean smiles
"I'm not that little" Jane pouts but then smiles when they start doing shots. One shot soon turned to many, and they were feeling tipsy when they went to the casino right next to the bar, which is a terrible place to have a casino in hindsight. They quickly went to the poker tables, where everyone there could smell the alcohol on thier breath.
"Heh...I'll deal the cards.." Dean drunkenly says as he attempts to grab the cards from the dealer. After q few more drunken attempts to cheat and trash talk, they are approached by the casinos big security guard.
"Excuse me you two but I must ask you to leave" the guard says as he looms over them
"I...I don't think so big guy.." Jane tries to kick him in the nethers, only to quickly grab her foot in pain as the guard laughed
"I am wearing a metal cup lady" he says as more guards appear "standard wear for guards to prevent attacks like that" at that point both of them black out and awaken at a police station, with massive headaches and see the guard talking to a police officer
"Nah I won't press charges" the guard says "let them spend some time in here, they were clearly drunk off thier asses"
"Alright I'll give them a week or so in here, then let them out" the officer smiled "thank you for your cooperation"
"Hey no problem" the guard smiles as he leaves. We then return to Eric's time, where he is standing flabbergasted at hearing the whole Vegas story
"So you don't remember anything after blacking out" Eric asked
"Not a thing son" Dean smiles
"You do realize how lucky you are that he didn't press charges right?"
"Of course i do" Dean sighs "if I ever met him again, I would thank him up amd down for that"
"The rest of the Vegas trip was uneventful" Jane says "we mostly just looked at various attractions while completly sober when they let us out"
"Well that's good" Eric smiles "remind me to not drink alcohol next to a casino if that opportunity comes up"
"Don't worry son" Dean laughed "we will"
"Next time I'll pick and choose my party guests carefully" Eric grumbled to himself "can't believe Osiris would be so freaking stupid! Next time only we will provide the fireworks!"
"Heh you think this is bad?" His father Dean starts laughing to himself "you should have seen your mom and I in Vegas before you were born!"
"Wait what happened?" Eric asked, very interested
"Oh honey I don't know if we should tell this story..." His mother Jane says nervously
"Oh Jane dear the boys a man now he can handle it"
"Well I suppose you're right." Jane smiles "I'll let you tell it"
"Well we were going to Vegas for a well deserved vacation..." We flashback to Dean and Jane in Dean's RV on the road to Vegas, both of them youthful and ready for a most likely drunken adventure
"Dear I am so ready to hit the casino!" Jane says, excited "and I know a couple of bars we can go to"
"Honey we are going to have the time of our lives-even if we won't remember it!" Dean laughs as they stop by a gas station for fuel. As Dean goes inside to pay for gas, Jane gets approached by a greasy man and his buddies
"Hey girl what are you doing in this small town?" He says as he approaches her. Her response when he gets to close is to kick him in the nethers with her heels, stopping him dead in his tracks and making him fall to the ground in pain. Thankfully Dean showed back up before the rest of them could start any more trouble
"Oh hey honey I was just teaching this man some boundaries rules he won't forget" Jane smiles
"Well i agree he definitely won't forget this. Now let's go, only a half an hour to Vegas!" They soon reach Vegas and thier quite pricey hotel, whitch Dean was able to pay for with his Tax refund. The first thing they decided to do was hit the bar scene, and they reached a bar called Uncle Al's.
"One glass of your best Whiskey for me, and some of your best Tequila for the little woman" Dean smiles
"I'm not that little" Jane pouts but then smiles when they start doing shots. One shot soon turned to many, and they were feeling tipsy when they went to the casino right next to the bar, which is a terrible place to have a casino in hindsight. They quickly went to the poker tables, where everyone there could smell the alcohol on thier breath.
"Heh...I'll deal the cards.." Dean drunkenly says as he attempts to grab the cards from the dealer. After q few more drunken attempts to cheat and trash talk, they are approached by the casinos big security guard.
"Excuse me you two but I must ask you to leave" the guard says as he looms over them
"I...I don't think so big guy.." Jane tries to kick him in the nethers, only to quickly grab her foot in pain as the guard laughed
"I am wearing a metal cup lady" he says as more guards appear "standard wear for guards to prevent attacks like that" at that point both of them black out and awaken at a police station, with massive headaches and see the guard talking to a police officer
"Nah I won't press charges" the guard says "let them spend some time in here, they were clearly drunk off thier asses"
"Alright I'll give them a week or so in here, then let them out" the officer smiled "thank you for your cooperation"
"Hey no problem" the guard smiles as he leaves. We then return to Eric's time, where he is standing flabbergasted at hearing the whole Vegas story
"So you don't remember anything after blacking out" Eric asked
"Not a thing son" Dean smiles
"You do realize how lucky you are that he didn't press charges right?"
"Of course i do" Dean sighs "if I ever met him again, I would thank him up amd down for that"
"The rest of the Vegas trip was uneventful" Jane says "we mostly just looked at various attractions while completly sober when they let us out"
"Well that's good" Eric smiles "remind me to not drink alcohol next to a casino if that opportunity comes up"
"Don't worry son" Dean laughed "we will"