Ranking Every Prospect For The Upcoming Draft based on Position, Top 2 get explanation
QB
1. Uncle Rico
If Coach woulda put him in fourth quarter, they would've been state champions. While rico is not as polished at Peterson, I view him as the QB with the highest potential in this class, and his arm strength is legendary
2. Matt Peterson
The usual 1st pick for QB in this Draft, i am slightly lower on him, but cannot deny his potential, he has the highest floor in this draft.
3.Trent Blackburn
4. Owen Holloway
5. Bill Brasky
RB
1. Mike Rotchburns
A man among children, Mike could probably walk right into a ISFL roster right now if it was legal
2.King Tutankhamun
Born in Arizona, Moved to Babylonia King Tut
3.Terry Yaki
4.Frankie Lantz
5. Jameson Vermillion
WR
1.Harley Fank
Fastest WR in this class, while his hands might not be elite, he has the potential to be a future first rounder in the ISFL
2.Lebby Newton
Best hands in this draft, he might not be the best WR, but if you throw him a ball he will catch it, and what more do u need
3. Alex Reed
4.Scott Mastro
5.Adam C. Spencer
6.T.J Evans
7.Willy Weasel
8.Killian Chambers
9. Alexander Johnson
10.Mark Callous
11. Crayne Whebet
12. Mark Walker
13. Dakota Grossman
14.Noah Akerele
15. Zach Crossley
16. Brandon Kirwin
TE
1. Dave Batista
Strongest TE by a mile, his blocking ability makes up for a slight weakness in catching. One might say he is a Guardian, maybe not of the who Galaxy, but atleast a QB
2.Cmon Skiuuup
He has the "it" factor that one needs to be successful in this league; Reminds me of shannon sharp but i have no idea why. Likes to yell at crazy middle aged white man on a daily basses, which holds him back from being the contested #1
3. Djibutee McJimmerson
4. Flap N’Chick
5. Cleg Manclaw
6.Dart Ragusa
7. Gabr Spladle
8.Colt Reinhorn
9.Stephon Trummer
10.Jake Woodhead
11.Julian Joseph
12.Darren Pama
13.Dan Foster
OL:
1. Duncan Donuts
America is about to run on duncan
2. Medicinal Toblerone
A beast, nothing more to say
3. Swantavius Jones
4. Felix Archstone
5. Macho Weber
6. Adam Mellott
7. Marlon Alexander
8. Clay Stallworth
9. Ananda Adyan
10.Chuck Roth
11. Ninton Quelson
12. Connor Quigley
13. Hugh McGree
14. Joe Show
15. Hank Antilles
16. Sterling Moss
17. Smitty McGhee
DT
1. Goat Tank
I am scared of him so i put him first, probably the best player in the draft, ISFL Quarterbacks Thank God that he has to play a year in the DSFL
2.Bonifacius van den Huevel
This Flying Dutchman will fly strait into the face of your QB, better invest in some OL, or else this man might end a QB before he has a second to think
3. Honky-Tonk Haywood
4. J.J.J. Shabadoo
5. Hunter Mantis
6. Booker Bookchin
7. Angelo Cerilli
8. Sheed Thebaw
9. Vance Slattery
DE
1. Sack Daddy
Sack Daddy will make you JUMP JUMP, his Father Daddy Sack will also make you JUMP JUMP, aswell
2. Etrigan T. Slayer
Chosen by the Devil himself to destroy the O-Lines of God Fearing teams, you can expect nothing but the best from the Demon Prince himself
3. Albert Ruschmann
4. Jake Sackson
5. Tex Wrecks
6. Abdul-Jabbar Abid
7. Brick Van Sanzo
8. Hank Sakner
9. Vick Vinegar
10.Jeffery Jefferson
11. Troy Watson
12. Raylan Crowder
13. Crozier McCoy
14. Sam Roes
15. Bobby Hoffman
16. Owen Isaac
17. Henry Grant
LB
1. Donald McBobby
Safest Pick in the Draft, he will come in and produce, a very balanced and talented player
2. Gary Goodman
The only person who will think Gary is a Good Man, is his Defensive Coordinator. While a model citizen off the field, this "Good Man" has given nightmares to anyone who dares to hold a football in his presence
3. Hank Winchester
4. Terry Tate
5. Dean McBean
6. Dexter Jackson
7. Regius Goliathus
8. Gib McGlib
9. Rusty Rucker
10. Guy Fields
11. Chad Thunder
12. L’Gazzy Burfict
13. Richard Leaking
14. Jimi DeSoto
15. Wasrabi Gleel
16. Caleb Judge
17. Jeff Haraldson
CB
1. Dukburg QuakStak
Ever throw a ball at a duck? Don't
2. Lugolor Gulogor
Talent CB, however he stands out because his name is fun to say
3.Corran West
4. Peter Patterson
5. Breezy Wallace
6. Curtis Blackshear
7. Lukas Hinsetzen
8. Charlie Woody
9. Ben Anabender
10. Clay Clark
11. Rich Triplet
12. Gavin Leclerc
13. Mason Gillion
14. Naman Fletcher
15. Elijah Torres
16. James Gath
17. James Hoffman
S
1. Bob Roberts
A man so nice they named him twice, any GM that passes on this guy deserves to be fired
2. NationalSimulation FootballLeague
Best name in the game, would be top safety almost any other year, but unfortunately this is a Bob Roberts year
3.Davriel Lavigne
4. D’Brickashaw Minshew Sr.
5. Milk Mann
6. Tayshawn Crunk
7.Chris Callahan
8. Teddy Utterstruzen
K/P
I am not giving any major reasoning all three of these kickers have preformed at a similar level, Bloomfield has a slight edge due to his accuracy, however Fencik and Burton have strong leg power
1. Leo Bloomfield
2. Jake Fencik
3. Jack Burton
These are not based on anything other than my own views, if you are ranked lower, you now have a chance to prove me wrong, if you are ranked high, please prove me right.
To any team owners reading this, and calling me to replace their GM's, unfortunately im not accepting any new jobs at this time, perhaps we can talk next year.
QB
1. Uncle Rico
If Coach woulda put him in fourth quarter, they would've been state champions. While rico is not as polished at Peterson, I view him as the QB with the highest potential in this class, and his arm strength is legendary
2. Matt Peterson
The usual 1st pick for QB in this Draft, i am slightly lower on him, but cannot deny his potential, he has the highest floor in this draft.
3.Trent Blackburn
4. Owen Holloway
5. Bill Brasky
RB
1. Mike Rotchburns
A man among children, Mike could probably walk right into a ISFL roster right now if it was legal
2.King Tutankhamun
Born in Arizona, Moved to Babylonia King Tut
3.Terry Yaki
4.Frankie Lantz
5. Jameson Vermillion
WR
1.Harley Fank
Fastest WR in this class, while his hands might not be elite, he has the potential to be a future first rounder in the ISFL
2.Lebby Newton
Best hands in this draft, he might not be the best WR, but if you throw him a ball he will catch it, and what more do u need
3. Alex Reed
4.Scott Mastro
5.Adam C. Spencer
6.T.J Evans
7.Willy Weasel
8.Killian Chambers
9. Alexander Johnson
10.Mark Callous
11. Crayne Whebet
12. Mark Walker
13. Dakota Grossman
14.Noah Akerele
15. Zach Crossley
16. Brandon Kirwin
TE
1. Dave Batista
Strongest TE by a mile, his blocking ability makes up for a slight weakness in catching. One might say he is a Guardian, maybe not of the who Galaxy, but atleast a QB
2.Cmon Skiuuup
He has the "it" factor that one needs to be successful in this league; Reminds me of shannon sharp but i have no idea why. Likes to yell at crazy middle aged white man on a daily basses, which holds him back from being the contested #1
3. Djibutee McJimmerson
4. Flap N’Chick
5. Cleg Manclaw
6.Dart Ragusa
7. Gabr Spladle
8.Colt Reinhorn
9.Stephon Trummer
10.Jake Woodhead
11.Julian Joseph
12.Darren Pama
13.Dan Foster
OL:
1. Duncan Donuts
America is about to run on duncan
2. Medicinal Toblerone
A beast, nothing more to say
3. Swantavius Jones
4. Felix Archstone
5. Macho Weber
6. Adam Mellott
7. Marlon Alexander
8. Clay Stallworth
9. Ananda Adyan
10.Chuck Roth
11. Ninton Quelson
12. Connor Quigley
13. Hugh McGree
14. Joe Show
15. Hank Antilles
16. Sterling Moss
17. Smitty McGhee
DT
1. Goat Tank
I am scared of him so i put him first, probably the best player in the draft, ISFL Quarterbacks Thank God that he has to play a year in the DSFL
2.Bonifacius van den Huevel
This Flying Dutchman will fly strait into the face of your QB, better invest in some OL, or else this man might end a QB before he has a second to think
3. Honky-Tonk Haywood
4. J.J.J. Shabadoo
5. Hunter Mantis
6. Booker Bookchin
7. Angelo Cerilli
8. Sheed Thebaw
9. Vance Slattery
DE
1. Sack Daddy
Sack Daddy will make you JUMP JUMP, his Father Daddy Sack will also make you JUMP JUMP, aswell
2. Etrigan T. Slayer
Chosen by the Devil himself to destroy the O-Lines of God Fearing teams, you can expect nothing but the best from the Demon Prince himself
3. Albert Ruschmann
4. Jake Sackson
5. Tex Wrecks
6. Abdul-Jabbar Abid
7. Brick Van Sanzo
8. Hank Sakner
9. Vick Vinegar
10.Jeffery Jefferson
11. Troy Watson
12. Raylan Crowder
13. Crozier McCoy
14. Sam Roes
15. Bobby Hoffman
16. Owen Isaac
17. Henry Grant
LB
1. Donald McBobby
Safest Pick in the Draft, he will come in and produce, a very balanced and talented player
2. Gary Goodman
The only person who will think Gary is a Good Man, is his Defensive Coordinator. While a model citizen off the field, this "Good Man" has given nightmares to anyone who dares to hold a football in his presence
3. Hank Winchester
4. Terry Tate
5. Dean McBean
6. Dexter Jackson
7. Regius Goliathus
8. Gib McGlib
9. Rusty Rucker
10. Guy Fields
11. Chad Thunder
12. L’Gazzy Burfict
13. Richard Leaking
14. Jimi DeSoto
15. Wasrabi Gleel
16. Caleb Judge
17. Jeff Haraldson
CB
1. Dukburg QuakStak
Ever throw a ball at a duck? Don't
2. Lugolor Gulogor
Talent CB, however he stands out because his name is fun to say
3.Corran West
4. Peter Patterson
5. Breezy Wallace
6. Curtis Blackshear
7. Lukas Hinsetzen
8. Charlie Woody
9. Ben Anabender
10. Clay Clark
11. Rich Triplet
12. Gavin Leclerc
13. Mason Gillion
14. Naman Fletcher
15. Elijah Torres
16. James Gath
17. James Hoffman
S
1. Bob Roberts
A man so nice they named him twice, any GM that passes on this guy deserves to be fired
2. NationalSimulation FootballLeague
Best name in the game, would be top safety almost any other year, but unfortunately this is a Bob Roberts year
3.Davriel Lavigne
4. D’Brickashaw Minshew Sr.
5. Milk Mann
6. Tayshawn Crunk
7.Chris Callahan
8. Teddy Utterstruzen
K/P
I am not giving any major reasoning all three of these kickers have preformed at a similar level, Bloomfield has a slight edge due to his accuracy, however Fencik and Burton have strong leg power
1. Leo Bloomfield
2. Jake Fencik
3. Jack Burton
These are not based on anything other than my own views, if you are ranked lower, you now have a chance to prove me wrong, if you are ranked high, please prove me right.
To any team owners reading this, and calling me to replace their GM's, unfortunately im not accepting any new jobs at this time, perhaps we can talk next year.