Top 10 Names in the DSFL and NSFL Drafts
1.5 media is running out and when you have nothing to write about you gotta do a name review. One of my favorite things about draft night is seeing all the unique names and renders people come up with. Even an IA 50 tpe player can make everyone crack up when announced on stream. Here are my 10 best from the ISFL draft and DSFL draft.
DSFL Top 10
10. Abdul-Jabbar Abid
One of my very best friends is Muslim and I have always been fascinated by Islamic names. There’s always something concise and poignant about their meanings. In this case, Abdul-Jabbar would roughly translate to "servant of the almighty" and Abid would be "one who worships". This is just from me looking at google so I apologize if I misinterpreted the meaning. All in all, I am a fan of the name and it goes to show the diversity we have in the league.
9. Willy Weasel
There’s nothing better than allteriation in a name. Willy Weasel sounds like a cartoon character. Willy might be Wiley Coyotes cousin or something. I am looking forward to his comic adventures with the Grey Ducks this season.
8. Gary Goodman
I have Gary at number 8, here. Mainly, because I thought he was named after the legendary MMA fighter Gary Goodridge on the first glance. Goodman is no Goodridge, but I am still a fan enough to not redo my rankings.
7. Xmus Flaxon Jaxon-Waxon
There’s the saying about Key and Peele names that they almost always go inactive, but as far as names go they are top tier. I have a good feeling about Xmus tho.
6. Jackie Daytona
The name and render make this for me. “What we do in the Shadows” is one of my favorite shows right now. Jackie is poised to do big things in Myrtle Beach
5. Swantavius Jones
Swantavius is a beautiful name, rolls of the tongue, and punctuated by a simple and elegant one-syllable name, Jones. I picture Swantavius will be gliding around the field for a long time
4. Davriel Lavigne
The number one overall pick comes in at number 4 in my rankings. Avril Lavigne had a pretty successful career. The only song I know by her is “Skater Boy” which is a little bit of a guilty pleasure. Hopefully, Davierl can have a more memorable career than Avril.
3. NationalSimualtion FootballLeague
What a legendary name, the old league name is not a player. I love it. Very funny. Thank you. User’s names aren’t on the wiki or I would have given you a shout out. The best thing about naming your player after the National Simulation Football Leauge is all the extra words you can fill in your media with.
2. Goat Tank
It was super tough not to put Goat Tank at number one overall. One, he is a buccaneer and two Goat Tank might be the funniest name I’ve seen in this league. He only tweets GOAT TANK, when he was drafted, people typed GOAT TANK, I am looking forward to how fun being in the locker room will be while he plays.
1. Medicinal Toblerone
Every draft there’s a name that just hits it right on the head. This year it’s Medicinal Toblerone. Toblerone on its own is a meme of a candy. I have the biggest sweet tooth in the world and I have never had it. Then to add Medicinal to it just ties it together in such a wacky way. Well done.
ISFL
10. Alpha Centauri
Alpha Centauri is the closest star system and closet planetary system to Earth’s Solar System. It is a triple star system, which is pretty cool. We have quite a few science aficionados in this league so I welcome one more. Great name.
9. Nerdy Name
I am a fan of these types of names as long as their not overdone. I don’t know Nerdy Name’s render but that could take this name to the next level. I am picturing.... the Brain from Pinky and the Brain.
8. Joseph Joestar
Superstar name for a superstar player. Joestar was robbed of OJotY last season and I think he is going to big things at the next level. I hope he stays at QB 'cause he has the persona down.
7. Samuel Howitzer
The second QB on this list. The user behind Howitzer, Trautner, is about as sure thing as there is. I’m assuming Howitzer has a cannon for an arm and a gunslinger’s mentality. Dig the name
6. Ruhu Rush
Ruhu Rush hits my alliteration sweet spot. Rush makes you think of a fast player darting around the field. Ruhu is really fun to say. Together it’s one of the best names in the draft this year.
5. Icebox Riposte
The recreate of the legendary Freezer Riposte comes in at number 5. I am big on legacy names and I like the subtle change from freezer to Icebox. Icebox doesn’t sound too friendly which is great for a mean offensive linemen.
4. Grummy Bear
Grummy Bear is a very clever play on words with Gummy Bear. Grummy Bear just sounds like dirty and dilapidated Gummy Bear. I’m picturing Grummy Bear as an evil Gummy Bear alter ego that is bent on world domination.
3. Ne Mo
Ne Mo is a fish.
1. Melvin Murder-Moose
We skip straight to number one because I miscounted. Thanks, spec. Your big winner in the ISFL this year is Melvin Murder-Moose. Great Alteration in this one. The Imagery of a Murder-Moose is pretty scary. The render goes perfect with the name on this one. Big fan of this name and expect big things from Melvin in the league. Lots of possibilities for cool nicknames too. M3 MMM.
So there you have it. This is the type of top quality media you get at the end of bonus week. Special shoutout to all of the S25 rookies. I have really enjoyed all of the media you guys have put out. and I crossed a 1000 words so I am done. Happy Season everyone.
1.5 media is running out and when you have nothing to write about you gotta do a name review. One of my favorite things about draft night is seeing all the unique names and renders people come up with. Even an IA 50 tpe player can make everyone crack up when announced on stream. Here are my 10 best from the ISFL draft and DSFL draft.
DSFL Top 10
10. Abdul-Jabbar Abid
One of my very best friends is Muslim and I have always been fascinated by Islamic names. There’s always something concise and poignant about their meanings. In this case, Abdul-Jabbar would roughly translate to "servant of the almighty" and Abid would be "one who worships". This is just from me looking at google so I apologize if I misinterpreted the meaning. All in all, I am a fan of the name and it goes to show the diversity we have in the league.
9. Willy Weasel
There’s nothing better than allteriation in a name. Willy Weasel sounds like a cartoon character. Willy might be Wiley Coyotes cousin or something. I am looking forward to his comic adventures with the Grey Ducks this season.
8. Gary Goodman
I have Gary at number 8, here. Mainly, because I thought he was named after the legendary MMA fighter Gary Goodridge on the first glance. Goodman is no Goodridge, but I am still a fan enough to not redo my rankings.
7. Xmus Flaxon Jaxon-Waxon
There’s the saying about Key and Peele names that they almost always go inactive, but as far as names go they are top tier. I have a good feeling about Xmus tho.
6. Jackie Daytona
The name and render make this for me. “What we do in the Shadows” is one of my favorite shows right now. Jackie is poised to do big things in Myrtle Beach
5. Swantavius Jones
Swantavius is a beautiful name, rolls of the tongue, and punctuated by a simple and elegant one-syllable name, Jones. I picture Swantavius will be gliding around the field for a long time
4. Davriel Lavigne
The number one overall pick comes in at number 4 in my rankings. Avril Lavigne had a pretty successful career. The only song I know by her is “Skater Boy” which is a little bit of a guilty pleasure. Hopefully, Davierl can have a more memorable career than Avril.
3. NationalSimualtion FootballLeague
What a legendary name, the old league name is not a player. I love it. Very funny. Thank you. User’s names aren’t on the wiki or I would have given you a shout out. The best thing about naming your player after the National Simulation Football Leauge is all the extra words you can fill in your media with.
2. Goat Tank
It was super tough not to put Goat Tank at number one overall. One, he is a buccaneer and two Goat Tank might be the funniest name I’ve seen in this league. He only tweets GOAT TANK, when he was drafted, people typed GOAT TANK, I am looking forward to how fun being in the locker room will be while he plays.
1. Medicinal Toblerone
Every draft there’s a name that just hits it right on the head. This year it’s Medicinal Toblerone. Toblerone on its own is a meme of a candy. I have the biggest sweet tooth in the world and I have never had it. Then to add Medicinal to it just ties it together in such a wacky way. Well done.
ISFL
10. Alpha Centauri
Alpha Centauri is the closest star system and closet planetary system to Earth’s Solar System. It is a triple star system, which is pretty cool. We have quite a few science aficionados in this league so I welcome one more. Great name.
9. Nerdy Name
I am a fan of these types of names as long as their not overdone. I don’t know Nerdy Name’s render but that could take this name to the next level. I am picturing.... the Brain from Pinky and the Brain.
8. Joseph Joestar
Superstar name for a superstar player. Joestar was robbed of OJotY last season and I think he is going to big things at the next level. I hope he stays at QB 'cause he has the persona down.
7. Samuel Howitzer
The second QB on this list. The user behind Howitzer, Trautner, is about as sure thing as there is. I’m assuming Howitzer has a cannon for an arm and a gunslinger’s mentality. Dig the name
6. Ruhu Rush
Ruhu Rush hits my alliteration sweet spot. Rush makes you think of a fast player darting around the field. Ruhu is really fun to say. Together it’s one of the best names in the draft this year.
5. Icebox Riposte
The recreate of the legendary Freezer Riposte comes in at number 5. I am big on legacy names and I like the subtle change from freezer to Icebox. Icebox doesn’t sound too friendly which is great for a mean offensive linemen.
4. Grummy Bear
Grummy Bear is a very clever play on words with Gummy Bear. Grummy Bear just sounds like dirty and dilapidated Gummy Bear. I’m picturing Grummy Bear as an evil Gummy Bear alter ego that is bent on world domination.
3. Ne Mo
Ne Mo is a fish.
1. Melvin Murder-Moose
We skip straight to number one because I miscounted. Thanks, spec. Your big winner in the ISFL this year is Melvin Murder-Moose. Great Alteration in this one. The Imagery of a Murder-Moose is pretty scary. The render goes perfect with the name on this one. Big fan of this name and expect big things from Melvin in the league. Lots of possibilities for cool nicknames too. M3 MMM.
So there you have it. This is the type of top quality media you get at the end of bonus week. Special shoutout to all of the S25 rookies. I have really enjoyed all of the media you guys have put out. and I crossed a 1000 words so I am done. Happy Season everyone.