Here are some various arguments around the league that I can make with at least some evidence.
-TomHanks' next player should be named Sherriff Woody.-
With Forrest Gump winding down his career it's time to look to the future. And the future should clearly be the next. beloved character in the Tom Hanks filmography. Woody has been a culture touchstone on an even larger scale than Forrest Gump is and also performed many feats of great athletics. He's quite well versed in games, he's a tactician and leader, he's a child psychologist, and he has worked with pigskin before. Mr AND Mrs.
-Muford's player John Smirh should meet a woman whose last name is Noff and have a child.-
Said child should be his next player, with the last name Smirh-Noff. Now...some might say you can't really prove this argument, but I feel like making people realize that a universe consistent legacy player named Smirh-Noff is a possibility should count as its own argument.
-Marquis Brown leaving Philly in free agency is one of if not the funniest event in league history.-
So to set the stage for those who may not recall or weren't here, Marquis Brown was drafted by Philly, made the focal point of their offense, set league records right away, and then left to go to Baltimore the second his rookie contract ended. His main stated reason was to become an Ultimus contender, which he felt Philly was not. Philly won the Ultimus that season. I argue that for irony, karma, and general chirp needs, this was one of the absolute funniest events in league history.
-TomHanks' next player should be named Sherriff Woody.-
With Forrest Gump winding down his career it's time to look to the future. And the future should clearly be the next. beloved character in the Tom Hanks filmography. Woody has been a culture touchstone on an even larger scale than Forrest Gump is and also performed many feats of great athletics. He's quite well versed in games, he's a tactician and leader, he's a child psychologist, and he has worked with pigskin before. Mr AND Mrs.
-Muford's player John Smirh should meet a woman whose last name is Noff and have a child.-
Said child should be his next player, with the last name Smirh-Noff. Now...some might say you can't really prove this argument, but I feel like making people realize that a universe consistent legacy player named Smirh-Noff is a possibility should count as its own argument.
-Marquis Brown leaving Philly in free agency is one of if not the funniest event in league history.-
So to set the stage for those who may not recall or weren't here, Marquis Brown was drafted by Philly, made the focal point of their offense, set league records right away, and then left to go to Baltimore the second his rookie contract ended. His main stated reason was to become an Ultimus contender, which he felt Philly was not. Philly won the Ultimus that season. I argue that for irony, karma, and general chirp needs, this was one of the absolute funniest events in league history.
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