Korbin Brown is the best wide receiver in the league and I will prove it with cold hard evidence. My first exhibition of evidence would be that the man is rather handsome. He has high cheekbones and is simply a physical specimen. If you've ever seen him in the weight room, you would know that this man has some guns. And I do not mean the ones that shoot bullets, rather I mean the ones that get the ladies shooting bullets if you're picking up what I am putting down. Secondly, this dude is fast, and I mean really fast. He's got some guns in his legs, and I am not talking about the ones that shoot. Rather I am talking about the ones that shoot those satisifying green pellets in the air as he runs across the football field, taking names and laying dames. Finally, his numbers back it up. I actually am not in possession of these numbers off hand but man is he doing good. And by good, I mean really fucking good. He's so sexy and I want him to kiss me while I recount his stats to him, he is truly a remarkable player out on that football field.
Why Arizona will not make the playoffs again. The Arizona Outlaws are a team that most users projected to finish the year not only making the playoffs, but with the best record in the ASFC. Four weeks into the season, and they are at a paltry 1-3 record, with their lone win being a close matchup at home against the Berlin Fire Salamanders. To start with, Jay Cue is throwing the ball to everyone, his recievers, runningbacks, tight ends, ball boys, and most importantly, opposing defenders. In the week 4 matchup against the Otters, he confused Prince Vegeta as one of his own players, throwing three interceptions, two returned and one a yard short for touchdowns. He is too careless with his decisions, and in the end it is going to bite them in the ass. Their receiving core is actually pretty damn good, and I have nothing negative to say here. I don't like to single out rookies, but the Outlaws really need a better running back in such a league oriented towards them. Finally its onto their defense. While there is nothing wrong with their defense, other than Zamir, they still have really young talent in the secondary trying to find their footing. In the end, their offense is going to be their achilles heel. They need to find a way to get Jay Cue to slow down on all the risky passes he is making.
I’m going to be making the case for why I believe Connor Quigley, OL for Kansas City, will be known as the steal of the S24 DSFL draft.
When your picking 87th in the S24 draft you aren’t holding out hope for a big impact player and your definitely not expecting to pick up someone who the next season would be voted as a team captain but that’s what Kansas City got in Quigley.
Through the first few games of the season it looked like Quigley had gone inactive, which as he was such a late pick it was kind of expected, but then he appeared and started earning TPE. Before long he became a integral part of Kansas City’s offensive line and a big part of the locker room. In his 1st season, which he played at center, he had 47 pancakes while only allowing 4 sacks.
Playing alongside the DSFL offensive lineman of the year, Clay Stallworth, has only made the rise of Quigley go even more under the radar. In the S25 ISFL draft, Quigley was picked 60th by Austin. Another late pick for Quigley which just gives him another chance to be the steal of a draft.
So when you have someone that is picked 87th, is 14 TPE away from being capped, is one of the most vocal people in your locker room and has been voted the offensive team captain. All of that makes it easy for me to say that Connor Quigley was the steal of the draft.
Why Jack Banks is the Most Underrated Defender in the League
Let's look back at the last three seasons for Jack Banks, linebacker for the New York Silverbacks.
Season 22 (final DSFL season): 117 tackles (9 tackles for loss), 3 forced fumbles (1 recovered), 9 sacks, 1 interception, 10 pass deflections, and 1 defensive touchdown. In 14 games.
Season 23: 96 tackles (2 for loss), 9 sacks, 13 pass deflections.
Season 24: 103 tackles (2 for loss), 1 forced fumble, 2 sacks, 3 interceptions, 13 pass deflections.
Banks averaged over 100 tackles, 6 sacks, and 12 pass deflections a year and was still left unprotected for the Season 25 Expansion Draft. The New York Silverbacks seized the opportunity to pick up a game changer and immediately snatched up Banks with the #1 pick in the Expansion Draft.
So far this season (through 4 games) Banks has accumulated the following numbers: 25 tackles, 3 sacks, and 5 pass deflections.
Banks is once again on pace for another great season. At this rate he'll post another 100 tackle season and bring down the quarterback numerous times. And, once again, Banks is showing his prowess for defending the pass by being on pace for 20 pass deflections. Although he has never won an award for Defensive Player of the Year he continues to play at a level unmatched by most players at his position.
You may not know Jack Banks' name, but you should.
Today I am going to tell you why the Austin Copperheads have the best logo in the ISFL. I won’t talk about how the Birddogs logo is the best logo in the history of logos, because it obviously is and there is no denying it, so I will narrow it down to the Copperheads and the ISFL.
First of all: the color scheme. Orangish brown and teal are beautiful. You would not think they would work together if you just think about brown and teal but once you see them together it is obvious that they’re basically made for each other and you wonder why no one has tried that before. Imagine doing the Copperheads logo in yellow and teal: It would obviously not work, but once you take a very prominent color like teal, and add something to it which has great contrast, but is not dominating the beautiful teal you have something that is close to perfection in regards to color scheme.
Second point to make: It’s a snake and snakes are objectively awesome because they are a true killer and people are afraid of them. They do not even need legs to scare people. Which legless animal have you ever seen that instilled fear into you? None, except snakes. Which is another reason the logo is awesome because it includes a snake. And I will let no one tell me that it’s a poopsnake, because it is obviously not.
And the last point to make: There’s even a star in there. That speaks Texas. I can’t think of anything that yells more Texas at me than a star. This logo has everything a logo needs and thus is the best logo in the ISFL.
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This year there are a number of rookie linebackers entering the ISFL. All of them are stellar candidates for Defensive Rookie of The Year, but I think it’s obvious that Busch Light is the prime candidate for the award, and potentially Linebacker of The Year. To prove this, I’m going to compare the linebacker builds of who I consider to be the top rookie linebacker builds and in contention for the top defensive awards in the ISFL. The top contenders in my opinion are Juan Domine of the Chicago Butchers, Thomaslacher of the Yellowknife Wraiths, Schell of the Fire Salamanders, and of course Busch Light of the New Orleans Second Line. Though Busch Light often played second fiddle to Juan Domine on the London Royals, Juan Domine’s attributes do not make him the most likely candidate come award season Though he has 85 strength and speed, his endurance is only at 73 which will take him off the field often. Thomaslacher is a unique competitor, with 80 strength and agility he will be competitive, but what makes him stand out is his 90 speed, the fastest of rookie linebackers. One of the most interesting linebackers is Schell on the Fire Salamanders, he has 85 speed and endurance, which will allow him to spend a lot of time on the field and rack up stats. All of these linebackers are good, but Light is the best with the most well-rounded rookie linebacker in the ISFL this year. He has 85 strength, speed, and agility. Not to mention 71 intelligence and tackle that are rising, 80 endurance to stay on the field, and 55 hands. He already has an interception that he returned for a touchdown. All of these linebackers are likely to have great seasons, but Light deserves all of the accolades.