(S25) - PT 2 - Endorsement Money

[Forty Jordy]

PBE Affiliate PT

[Bruins10]

SHL PT Affiliate

[BenDover]

PBE Affiliate PT

[deadlunatic]

I am proud to announce Mark Walker is the new spokesperson for the Buffalo Trace Distillery in Frankfort Kentucky. He has always loved his whiskies and bourbons, and we are very happy with the pairing. Mark Walker will enjoy representing this fine brand of amazing American bourbons. He will get to help create his very own line of Walker bourbons with the help of the master distiller. They will make multiple versions, the good stuff will take Ten years to fully develop into that yummy goodness. In the mean time, they will make some barrels of it available at 2.5 years, 5 years and 8 years. Then main haul will wait for the ten year mark.

In addition to this, Walker will also get a free tattoo of a bourbon barrel with the Buffalo Trace logo on it as part of his advertising. He will only drink bourbon from the buffalo trace distillery when he is out and about. He will also stare in a few commercials and a radio ad as well. In addition to this, he will lobby with the ISFL to allow for whiskey on the side lines for all. Not sure why that isn't allowed anyways. One shot isn't going to kill anyone. More whiskey for all!

Keep your eyes peeled for a chance at this new rare whiskey. There will be limited quantities available at each stage, get on the list as soon as you can.

[ValorX77]

PBE Affiliate PT

[Faded]

PH

[Roezam]

Happy to announce that Sam Roes has made the decision to become the spokesperson for Dunkin Donuts. Dunkin Donuts called Sam’s agent offering him free donuts and coffee for life at any location. How could you pass that up? All Sam has to do is star in 5 commercials every year. The first commercial being him using donuts as a refuel in the middle of the game, then going out and dominating afterwards.

This is a dream come true for Sam as he has always loved donuts, I mean who doesn’t. It also marks a big part of his career attracting a company the size of Dunkin Donuts. If the Seawolves will let him Sam will wear a small patch on his uniform with the Dunkin Donuts logo. If not he will get custom cleats made to represent. Sam will also begin to work with the GMs of the Seawolves to get a Dunkin Donuts stand put in the stadium, or at least get free donuts on game days for the players. Regardless of what ends up happening Sam is looking forward to eating donuts whenever he can much to the chagrin of the team dietician. Time to go get a classic glazed donut for breakfast. And maybe one with sprinkles. And maybe some donut holes for the team. The possibilities are endless.

[Legally_Blind_Gamer]

PBE Affiliate Point Task PT 21-2

[Gwdjohnson]

SHL Affiliation (could almost pass for a PT here though lol)

[Kotasa]

This just in! Rich Triplet has become the new face of the Gerber line of baby products! Rich Triplet’s face will now replace the Gerber baby on all Gerber products. Due to a mix up at Gerber HQ when trying to find a set of triplets to make rich, the unpaid intern assigned to finding the three babies lazily looked up, rich triplet. Leading to the contact information of the Tijuana Luchadore’s cornerback. Not double checking their work since they are not paid to do so. The intern sent the contact information to his boss and a contract was worked out between Rich and Gerber. A new tagline has appeared for Gerber’s new line of products. “Gerber: Make your triplet’s Rich.” Using this line as a double meaning, rich as in financially or Rich as in a professional athlete. When asked about this new deal after a team practice Rich told the media, “I used to eat Gerber products as a kid and look at me now, a first-round pick for the San Jose Sabercats. I really think eating Gerber products put me on the path that I went down from a young age. If your kid eats Gerber, I’m sure they’ll be in the ISFL someday as well.” Rich has been doing product placement like this in every interview he has done since signing the deal, along with radio broadcasts, TV ads, and billboards.