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Picture the setting of two lovely leather and brand new black seats behind a greenscreen and in front of televisions! Now picture a very important to note rather tiny coffee that holds some water and a very pretty vase with a tulip in it. Usually that is the flower associated with death so perhaps a pretty shitty choice for a flower but a pretty flower nevertheless. It is white if you were wondering.
So once again we find our brave heroes of Tom Teboat, the baseballer but actually playing in the International Simulation Football League, who made his debut this season! But this time around he will be joined by none other than the Edmonton Blizzard 1st line center and all around ass hole who gets salty and angry over a lot of stuff, Jon Forty-One, what this basically means for you the viewer and reader… Is that this is a crossover episooode!
No doubt Simulation Hockey League care about a dude who would never join and clearly International Sim Footy League care what the most angry cultist thinks as well. So to make this more interesting we will have a handful of basic questions that both can answer and then questions for each to ask the other! Simple. Bish, bash, bosh...Real good nosh.
We will be asked the first questions from failed football player Adriano Ochenta-Quatro from the Grass Roots Football League. I am sorry you have to deal with him as well.
Adriano Ochenta-Quatro So we move onto the very first question: Who is your favourite General Manager?
Jon Forty-One: Well...The worst would be the Vancouver Whalers’ General Managers back when I was sadly on that team. But the best would also be the Vancouver Whalers when I first went onto the team so I guess Luke and Infidel make up for that? I do not know so I do not want to discourage the pain they put me through that I still refuse to drop.
The Vancouver Whalers are staying cursed until I retire, they will not win the 4 star cup until then!
But I must say I have loved my Edmonton Blizzard General Managers and still love them. Keygan does get a lot of praise but not from me so I will say he deserves this. He does a lot for me so I am for this question going to him considering I sometimes need help with stuff and Blizzard, albeit do not want me as a captain, are a great team that do help me out if I need it.
Tom Teboat: Oof that’s a tough question there. I just, have so many favorites and I do not want to politic at all. Do you know what I mean? I also do not want to talk bad about any general managers. Like they’re all so great man. I mean I got so many private messages. That one guy from the Norfolk Seawolves uh what’s his name again? Anyways you know what I mean, so many messages, like the best messages. Huge paragraphs of messages from all kinds of general managers around the world. Everybody loves the Teboat. So I hope that answers your question.
Adriano Ochenta-Quartro: You both know Laszlo Forty Two for very different reasons, so I have been asked to ask you both: What is the worst thing about Laszlo Forty Two?
Jon Forty-One: Well, I recently heard he is the 12th best Running Back in the Development Sim Football League. I personally would place him probably like 83rd overall cause why stop at 12th? Now I know he is like 5th or 6th in stats and yards overall but nah fuck him. He is just as bad as Dallas Bird Dogs or something. I was told this would upset people...I do not actually know how this league works but I knew this question was coming up so I asked around. Fuck Laszlo. The bitch will not get Hall of Fame in Super Casual Football Sim League or International Sim Football League and then be killed.
So yeah clearly that one kid knew what he was on about and he is complete garbage I agree.
The actual worst thing about him is the fact he makes puns constantly based of ice. He is just the worst. I heard Tom Teapot secretly hated him but he will just say it.
Tom Teboat: I see what you’re doing here man, and I’m not gonna stand for it. You’re asking me these tough questions so I can insult someone and be on the front page of readit tomorrow because of my controversial comments. I will absolutely not under any circumstance insult or talk badly about my current manager from the Norfolk Seawolves. Laszlo Forty-Two. Quite frankly I’m getting kind of tired of these aggressive questions. Next question please
Adriano Ochenta-Quartro: So the huge rumour is that Tom Teboat was recently discovered in electrical venting after Alex Kidd had his spine broken. I do not know who that is but you are looking real sus right now and I have to be honest I am thinking of voting for you. Any thoughts?
Jon Forty-One: I do not have time to play Among Us, also I would probably be that guy. You know who I mean...The dude who insults anyone and everyone for accusing him and just waste all the time with insults until the timer runs out regardless of if I am the crew mate or the actual imposter. It does not really mean much to me.
So this type of question goes way over my head cause I do not care about Among Us.
Tom Teboat: I don’t know what this among us is? But I did go visit my friend The Sanch today and when we were eating some lunch he had a sword in his mouth and said he was going to kill someone tonight. I hope he didn’t mean it literally though because I have heard that’s what this Among Us game is. You know what? This is what’s wrong with the youth of today, they’re playing these violent video games. Out here sinning and murdering people. These children need to be taught about the word of our lord. So any kid that is listening out there, please reconsider playing videogames. They are the work of the devil. Satan himself, and the parents? Shame on you and may god have mercy on your soul
Adriano Ochenta-Quartro: This one is for you Mr. Forty One. Since we know Jose Forty Three is Tom Teboat’s favorite baseball player. Who your favorite baseball player of all time. After you answer that, for both of you how do you think your season is currently going?
Jon Forty-One: Literally no baseball player at all. They all suck balls. Especially Jose Forty Three. But to answer the actual question... Honestly? I am a little sad about my stats this season. I am roughly at about 1 point per game and a little down on my stats from last season which sort of saddens me considering I had such a great season last season I wanted to basically improve it even more but what can you do. I am still having a better season than the vast majority and my stats can get me into the Hall of Fame but the main thing is and always will be the play-off cup.
We won the regular season cup last season so that will do for now. We have to show up this play-offs for once, I want to get back to the finals and this time win the fucking thing.
I have had way worse seasons but I want to shine soon.
Tom Teboat: Finally a good question, what kind of reporter are you man? First of all, I’m not seeing a lot of action which is disappointing but I guess I understand. I am a third baseman after all. I wish I got some more baseballs thrown at me. I find it kind of weird that everybody tries to tackle me though. I can’t seem to figure out a reason why they would be so angry at me.
Adriano Ochenta-Quartro: How many hours of sleep do you usually get?
Jon Forty-One: Not enough. Look, if you want a filler answer for this completely stupid as fuck question I guess it varies on game days. If home I will have a lot more. If the fixture is a travel day or basically in other words an away fixture, a little less. Does not really matter to me though cause I can function on a little. I did with low Total Points Earned and I do now as well.
Tom Teboat: I have a feeling this question is quite weird. Actually a lot of these questions aren’t even on topic. They seem like filler to pad out the time of this interview? Did you even come prepared for this? I was told this was a rookie interview session. All you’ve been asking all night is stuff that isn’t even relevant to the league though. It was the same thing with that Shrek faced Hulk bodied green arrow dude. He kept asking me about my favorite pokedemons and stuff like that. Can we please for the love of Jesus Christ himself stay on topic sir?
Adriano Ochenta-Quartro: Would either of you play in another simulation league at all?
Jon Forty-One: No. That is not my place for starters within the cult. I am the one chosen for this very specific sport and my goal is to try and win as much as I possibly can in my career. If that even was not the case I would not play in those sports. I just aren’t good enough to hit a ball vs pitchers or throw the ball to make the hitters stop and apparently you are not allowed to hit people in american gridiron football without receiving penalties which seems silly to me unless the ball is in play. They also wear a lot of equipment like wusses unlike rugby so nah, I am good with either of those. I could join that GRSL thing you were in but I do not want to be a failure like you Adriano.
All I can say is you are lucky to still be alive and you are lucky your dad protects you. Now please start crying again like the wuss you are. Maybe you should play in the International Sim Football League instead, kid.
Tom Teboat: I’ve always wanted to play in the Soccer H-simulation League but I’ve always felt like I’d need to be canadian or something they’re quite good at that right? They also kind of hit each other a lot and the guys seem to get in fights so often. It just seems like a really aggressive sport. I’d never join a sport like that! This is why I chose baseball, a good ole traditional sport with nice christian values. Take your kid out to a baseball game with no repercussions or worrying about a tooth flying out to the crowd because a fight ensued
Adriano Ochenta-Quatro: Wow, fuck you dude. It is true what everyone says about you...Okay new question for you Jon and a double stacked one for you Tom Teboat...Who are you looking forward to getting drafted to and who did you want to be drafted to Joooon?! Hmmm!?
Jon Forty-One: I already have my revenge on pretty much every team in the Simulation Hockey League. I just wanted what I deserved...A first round picked option cause I know I was good enough and have now made every shitty General Manager regret not doing that. You will have to try harder than that if you want to try and hurt me, kid.
Tom Teboat: I actually have a scheduled interview later on with a guy I met from England. I think he works for BT Sport or something like that, hold on let me get his card real quick because I’m not good with names *Tom Teboat pulls a business card from his wallet* Ah yes here’s the gentleman’s name. Ivan- Ivanhoe, Ivan Hoe. Ivanhoe? Is this some kind of twisted prank by these kids nowadays. Who names their kid Ivanhoe Heskey? Anyways I have an interview setup with him if he’s even real
Adriano Ochenta-Quatro: What has been your favourite moment so far from your career so far?
Tom Teboat: I will tell you my favorite moment so far. My favorite moment from my career so far has been when I got drafted to the Norfolk Seawolves at pick #2 for the Third Baseman position. I was told that with their help and their influence I could maybe one day become as great as a baseball player as Jose Forty-Three. God I wish
Jon Forty-One: I liked the part where I did not have interviews and had to talk to people about bullshit constantly in order to get money in order to continue to be a great player…Yeah 100% that part.
If you want an in game answer then it would have to be either getting 5 assists in the play off game to own New Orleans or making the final for Edmonton Blizzard or at least the big leagues. Maybe for Minny my first ever game winning goal which was fun. I got quite a lot of them back when they could actually compete.
Or the time in the semi finals I got us the game winning goal vs Ireland and the second goal in the finals vs Sweden to win my first of two gold medals for Great Britain. Or heck why not the play-off run for the unstoppable Vancouver Whalers season that was the last time they will win it in a very long time.
*Suddenly before the show can end the door slams open and a short king like 5’6 figure with long dark hair and a clean shaved face shows up smiling*
Alex Kidd: I heard the interview is here, I hope I didn’t miss anything? Heard I’m interviewing some football player or whatever. Traffic was a hassle which is why I’m running late. I’m here now though, heard you needed some Mexican interviewer? That’s what I got texted by Development Simulation Football League Television Incorporated crew.
Tom Teboat: Wh-What are you doing here? I th-thought I killed you?
Adriano Ochenta-Quatro: What do you mean you killed him, I thought you said you didn’t play among us? Just who exactly is this kid?
Jon Forty-One: I think the better question is actually who the fuck cares about any of this. I have no idea who any of you are past Mr. Eighty Four and he is just as annoying as all of you idiots...God equipment and money is just not worth these annoying interviews...
Tom Teboat: No, of course not I don’t play that sinful Among Us game. I killed him in real life, this guy is an atheist and all sinners must be purged from earth.
Alex Kidd: First of all, shut the fuck up Jon, your time is up my time is now. Second of all. To answer your question Adriano, My name is Alex Kidd. Formerly known as Alex “King” Kidd. I am the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION CHAMPION. The one time Hardcore Wrestling Association Intercontinental Champion, current member of The Clique. I have never lost a match in Elite Wrestling Association. That delusional fucker Rob Rage will never AND I MEAN NEVER EVER EEEEEVER get this Elite Wrestling Association World Heavyweight Championship from me. I could go on and on about my accomplishments here but I’m not going to bore you with the details. Oh who am I kidding yes I will
I alongside with “The Clique” terrorized Hardcore Wrestling Assocation and all affiliates, Extreme Wrestling Network Championship Wrestling also suffered the fate of “The Clique” Now who are “The Clique” you might say?
*Jon Forty-One begins to snore loudly, Tom Teboat starts writing notes*
Alex Kidd: The Clique are my BFFs. Also known as my Bastard Friends Forever. They include the likes of myself, the IT FACTOR of professional wrestling Alex Kidd, Johnny Hot, AJ Dixon, Chainz, Carlos Alberto Ramon and last but not least Van Hooligan X or now known as Mr Thirty Five! Once we finished scrubbing the skin of our opponents off our boots we finally hung them up and I am now a part time wrestler alongside Johnny Hot and Mister Thirty Five himself. Formerly known as Van Hooligan X as previously established in case you idiots weren’t paying attention in this history lesson I’m giving you.
We now wrestle part time at Au-Athletic Pro Wrestling where I am a 6 time Athletic Pro Wrestling World Champion and my buddy over there Mister Thirty-Five is a 10 time Athletic Pro Wrestling World Champion and 13 time overall World Champion! Our third wheel hasn’t been so successful, Johnny Hot with only 5 Athletic Pro Wrestling World Championships to his name. That is absolutely okay though, we still love the kid. Despite his weird humor.
Actually, I got a little side tracked telling you all how amazing I am. You should all know this by now already. Anyway right my interview? Who are the bozos I got to interview today? Oh wait, would you look at the time? I guess it’s 9 pm and they only paid me until then. Oh well, guess my time is up. Easy money kids, time to collect my pay check. See ya perros!
Tom Teboat: Okay, well I have to say I--
Jon Forty-One: Oh good god! He is a fucking wrestler...What the fuck is with sports stars and being weird and annoying as all fucking possible man...No one caaares! This interview is all about me anyway! Not you guys! Wait a second, do you know Mr. Thirty Five?
Adriano Ochenta-Quatro: AAAAAND WE’RE OUT OF TIME FOLKS, WE’LL SEE-
So that about wraps this up for now. Jon Forty One somehow survives another interview. You may be asking yourself, why was this a crossover episode? The answer to that is simple, to have fun in media form and earn some cash with a friend. This has been really good to do as well and perhaps we will do this once again in the near future but for now I think this will do very nicely. I hope you enjoyed reading this little article and look forward to the next one whenever that actually will end up being.
But until then have a lovely time away from the media like I will. Good bye everyone!
Picture the setting of two lovely leather and brand new black seats behind a greenscreen and in front of televisions! Now picture a very important to note rather tiny coffee that holds some water and a very pretty vase with a tulip in it. Usually that is the flower associated with death so perhaps a pretty shitty choice for a flower but a pretty flower nevertheless. It is white if you were wondering.
So once again we find our brave heroes of Tom Teboat, the baseballer but actually playing in the International Simulation Football League, who made his debut this season! But this time around he will be joined by none other than the Edmonton Blizzard 1st line center and all around ass hole who gets salty and angry over a lot of stuff, Jon Forty-One, what this basically means for you the viewer and reader… Is that this is a crossover episooode!
No doubt Simulation Hockey League care about a dude who would never join and clearly International Sim Footy League care what the most angry cultist thinks as well. So to make this more interesting we will have a handful of basic questions that both can answer and then questions for each to ask the other! Simple. Bish, bash, bosh...Real good nosh.
We will be asked the first questions from failed football player Adriano Ochenta-Quatro from the Grass Roots Football League. I am sorry you have to deal with him as well.
Adriano Ochenta-Quatro So we move onto the very first question: Who is your favourite General Manager?
Jon Forty-One: Well...The worst would be the Vancouver Whalers’ General Managers back when I was sadly on that team. But the best would also be the Vancouver Whalers when I first went onto the team so I guess Luke and Infidel make up for that? I do not know so I do not want to discourage the pain they put me through that I still refuse to drop.
The Vancouver Whalers are staying cursed until I retire, they will not win the 4 star cup until then!
But I must say I have loved my Edmonton Blizzard General Managers and still love them. Keygan does get a lot of praise but not from me so I will say he deserves this. He does a lot for me so I am for this question going to him considering I sometimes need help with stuff and Blizzard, albeit do not want me as a captain, are a great team that do help me out if I need it.
Tom Teboat: Oof that’s a tough question there. I just, have so many favorites and I do not want to politic at all. Do you know what I mean? I also do not want to talk bad about any general managers. Like they’re all so great man. I mean I got so many private messages. That one guy from the Norfolk Seawolves uh what’s his name again? Anyways you know what I mean, so many messages, like the best messages. Huge paragraphs of messages from all kinds of general managers around the world. Everybody loves the Teboat. So I hope that answers your question.
Adriano Ochenta-Quartro: You both know Laszlo Forty Two for very different reasons, so I have been asked to ask you both: What is the worst thing about Laszlo Forty Two?
Jon Forty-One: Well, I recently heard he is the 12th best Running Back in the Development Sim Football League. I personally would place him probably like 83rd overall cause why stop at 12th? Now I know he is like 5th or 6th in stats and yards overall but nah fuck him. He is just as bad as Dallas Bird Dogs or something. I was told this would upset people...I do not actually know how this league works but I knew this question was coming up so I asked around. Fuck Laszlo. The bitch will not get Hall of Fame in Super Casual Football Sim League or International Sim Football League and then be killed.
So yeah clearly that one kid knew what he was on about and he is complete garbage I agree.
The actual worst thing about him is the fact he makes puns constantly based of ice. He is just the worst. I heard Tom Teapot secretly hated him but he will just say it.
Tom Teboat: I see what you’re doing here man, and I’m not gonna stand for it. You’re asking me these tough questions so I can insult someone and be on the front page of readit tomorrow because of my controversial comments. I will absolutely not under any circumstance insult or talk badly about my current manager from the Norfolk Seawolves. Laszlo Forty-Two. Quite frankly I’m getting kind of tired of these aggressive questions. Next question please
Adriano Ochenta-Quartro: So the huge rumour is that Tom Teboat was recently discovered in electrical venting after Alex Kidd had his spine broken. I do not know who that is but you are looking real sus right now and I have to be honest I am thinking of voting for you. Any thoughts?
Jon Forty-One: I do not have time to play Among Us, also I would probably be that guy. You know who I mean...The dude who insults anyone and everyone for accusing him and just waste all the time with insults until the timer runs out regardless of if I am the crew mate or the actual imposter. It does not really mean much to me.
So this type of question goes way over my head cause I do not care about Among Us.
Tom Teboat: I don’t know what this among us is? But I did go visit my friend The Sanch today and when we were eating some lunch he had a sword in his mouth and said he was going to kill someone tonight. I hope he didn’t mean it literally though because I have heard that’s what this Among Us game is. You know what? This is what’s wrong with the youth of today, they’re playing these violent video games. Out here sinning and murdering people. These children need to be taught about the word of our lord. So any kid that is listening out there, please reconsider playing videogames. They are the work of the devil. Satan himself, and the parents? Shame on you and may god have mercy on your soul
Adriano Ochenta-Quartro: This one is for you Mr. Forty One. Since we know Jose Forty Three is Tom Teboat’s favorite baseball player. Who your favorite baseball player of all time. After you answer that, for both of you how do you think your season is currently going?
Jon Forty-One: Literally no baseball player at all. They all suck balls. Especially Jose Forty Three. But to answer the actual question... Honestly? I am a little sad about my stats this season. I am roughly at about 1 point per game and a little down on my stats from last season which sort of saddens me considering I had such a great season last season I wanted to basically improve it even more but what can you do. I am still having a better season than the vast majority and my stats can get me into the Hall of Fame but the main thing is and always will be the play-off cup.
We won the regular season cup last season so that will do for now. We have to show up this play-offs for once, I want to get back to the finals and this time win the fucking thing.
I have had way worse seasons but I want to shine soon.
Tom Teboat: Finally a good question, what kind of reporter are you man? First of all, I’m not seeing a lot of action which is disappointing but I guess I understand. I am a third baseman after all. I wish I got some more baseballs thrown at me. I find it kind of weird that everybody tries to tackle me though. I can’t seem to figure out a reason why they would be so angry at me.
Adriano Ochenta-Quartro: How many hours of sleep do you usually get?
Jon Forty-One: Not enough. Look, if you want a filler answer for this completely stupid as fuck question I guess it varies on game days. If home I will have a lot more. If the fixture is a travel day or basically in other words an away fixture, a little less. Does not really matter to me though cause I can function on a little. I did with low Total Points Earned and I do now as well.
Tom Teboat: I have a feeling this question is quite weird. Actually a lot of these questions aren’t even on topic. They seem like filler to pad out the time of this interview? Did you even come prepared for this? I was told this was a rookie interview session. All you’ve been asking all night is stuff that isn’t even relevant to the league though. It was the same thing with that Shrek faced Hulk bodied green arrow dude. He kept asking me about my favorite pokedemons and stuff like that. Can we please for the love of Jesus Christ himself stay on topic sir?
Adriano Ochenta-Quartro: Would either of you play in another simulation league at all?
Jon Forty-One: No. That is not my place for starters within the cult. I am the one chosen for this very specific sport and my goal is to try and win as much as I possibly can in my career. If that even was not the case I would not play in those sports. I just aren’t good enough to hit a ball vs pitchers or throw the ball to make the hitters stop and apparently you are not allowed to hit people in american gridiron football without receiving penalties which seems silly to me unless the ball is in play. They also wear a lot of equipment like wusses unlike rugby so nah, I am good with either of those. I could join that GRSL thing you were in but I do not want to be a failure like you Adriano.
All I can say is you are lucky to still be alive and you are lucky your dad protects you. Now please start crying again like the wuss you are. Maybe you should play in the International Sim Football League instead, kid.
Tom Teboat: I’ve always wanted to play in the Soccer H-simulation League but I’ve always felt like I’d need to be canadian or something they’re quite good at that right? They also kind of hit each other a lot and the guys seem to get in fights so often. It just seems like a really aggressive sport. I’d never join a sport like that! This is why I chose baseball, a good ole traditional sport with nice christian values. Take your kid out to a baseball game with no repercussions or worrying about a tooth flying out to the crowd because a fight ensued
Adriano Ochenta-Quatro: Wow, fuck you dude. It is true what everyone says about you...Okay new question for you Jon and a double stacked one for you Tom Teboat...Who are you looking forward to getting drafted to and who did you want to be drafted to Joooon?! Hmmm!?
Jon Forty-One: I already have my revenge on pretty much every team in the Simulation Hockey League. I just wanted what I deserved...A first round picked option cause I know I was good enough and have now made every shitty General Manager regret not doing that. You will have to try harder than that if you want to try and hurt me, kid.
Tom Teboat: I actually have a scheduled interview later on with a guy I met from England. I think he works for BT Sport or something like that, hold on let me get his card real quick because I’m not good with names *Tom Teboat pulls a business card from his wallet* Ah yes here’s the gentleman’s name. Ivan- Ivanhoe, Ivan Hoe. Ivanhoe? Is this some kind of twisted prank by these kids nowadays. Who names their kid Ivanhoe Heskey? Anyways I have an interview setup with him if he’s even real
Adriano Ochenta-Quatro: What has been your favourite moment so far from your career so far?
Tom Teboat: I will tell you my favorite moment so far. My favorite moment from my career so far has been when I got drafted to the Norfolk Seawolves at pick #2 for the Third Baseman position. I was told that with their help and their influence I could maybe one day become as great as a baseball player as Jose Forty-Three. God I wish
Jon Forty-One: I liked the part where I did not have interviews and had to talk to people about bullshit constantly in order to get money in order to continue to be a great player…Yeah 100% that part.
If you want an in game answer then it would have to be either getting 5 assists in the play off game to own New Orleans or making the final for Edmonton Blizzard or at least the big leagues. Maybe for Minny my first ever game winning goal which was fun. I got quite a lot of them back when they could actually compete.
Or the time in the semi finals I got us the game winning goal vs Ireland and the second goal in the finals vs Sweden to win my first of two gold medals for Great Britain. Or heck why not the play-off run for the unstoppable Vancouver Whalers season that was the last time they will win it in a very long time.
*Suddenly before the show can end the door slams open and a short king like 5’6 figure with long dark hair and a clean shaved face shows up smiling*
Alex Kidd: I heard the interview is here, I hope I didn’t miss anything? Heard I’m interviewing some football player or whatever. Traffic was a hassle which is why I’m running late. I’m here now though, heard you needed some Mexican interviewer? That’s what I got texted by Development Simulation Football League Television Incorporated crew.
Tom Teboat: Wh-What are you doing here? I th-thought I killed you?
Adriano Ochenta-Quatro: What do you mean you killed him, I thought you said you didn’t play among us? Just who exactly is this kid?
Jon Forty-One: I think the better question is actually who the fuck cares about any of this. I have no idea who any of you are past Mr. Eighty Four and he is just as annoying as all of you idiots...God equipment and money is just not worth these annoying interviews...
Tom Teboat: No, of course not I don’t play that sinful Among Us game. I killed him in real life, this guy is an atheist and all sinners must be purged from earth.
Alex Kidd: First of all, shut the fuck up Jon, your time is up my time is now. Second of all. To answer your question Adriano, My name is Alex Kidd. Formerly known as Alex “King” Kidd. I am the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED EXTREME WRESTLING ASSOCIATION CHAMPION. The one time Hardcore Wrestling Association Intercontinental Champion, current member of The Clique. I have never lost a match in Elite Wrestling Association. That delusional fucker Rob Rage will never AND I MEAN NEVER EVER EEEEEVER get this Elite Wrestling Association World Heavyweight Championship from me. I could go on and on about my accomplishments here but I’m not going to bore you with the details. Oh who am I kidding yes I will
I alongside with “The Clique” terrorized Hardcore Wrestling Assocation and all affiliates, Extreme Wrestling Network Championship Wrestling also suffered the fate of “The Clique” Now who are “The Clique” you might say?
*Jon Forty-One begins to snore loudly, Tom Teboat starts writing notes*
Alex Kidd: The Clique are my BFFs. Also known as my Bastard Friends Forever. They include the likes of myself, the IT FACTOR of professional wrestling Alex Kidd, Johnny Hot, AJ Dixon, Chainz, Carlos Alberto Ramon and last but not least Van Hooligan X or now known as Mr Thirty Five! Once we finished scrubbing the skin of our opponents off our boots we finally hung them up and I am now a part time wrestler alongside Johnny Hot and Mister Thirty Five himself. Formerly known as Van Hooligan X as previously established in case you idiots weren’t paying attention in this history lesson I’m giving you.
We now wrestle part time at Au-Athletic Pro Wrestling where I am a 6 time Athletic Pro Wrestling World Champion and my buddy over there Mister Thirty-Five is a 10 time Athletic Pro Wrestling World Champion and 13 time overall World Champion! Our third wheel hasn’t been so successful, Johnny Hot with only 5 Athletic Pro Wrestling World Championships to his name. That is absolutely okay though, we still love the kid. Despite his weird humor.
Actually, I got a little side tracked telling you all how amazing I am. You should all know this by now already. Anyway right my interview? Who are the bozos I got to interview today? Oh wait, would you look at the time? I guess it’s 9 pm and they only paid me until then. Oh well, guess my time is up. Easy money kids, time to collect my pay check. See ya perros!
Tom Teboat: Okay, well I have to say I--
Jon Forty-One: Oh good god! He is a fucking wrestler...What the fuck is with sports stars and being weird and annoying as all fucking possible man...No one caaares! This interview is all about me anyway! Not you guys! Wait a second, do you know Mr. Thirty Five?
Adriano Ochenta-Quatro: AAAAAND WE’RE OUT OF TIME FOLKS, WE’LL SEE-
So that about wraps this up for now. Jon Forty One somehow survives another interview. You may be asking yourself, why was this a crossover episode? The answer to that is simple, to have fun in media form and earn some cash with a friend. This has been really good to do as well and perhaps we will do this once again in the near future but for now I think this will do very nicely. I hope you enjoyed reading this little article and look forward to the next one whenever that actually will end up being.
But until then have a lovely time away from the media like I will. Good bye everyone!