Well my path into college has been fairly well documented, but I’ll answer any question asked of me. High school I didn’t actually play any football. Didn’t play any sports whatsoever. Mostly just hung out with my best good friend Jennay. Didn’t really ever even consider playing football and had never watched it. But one day I was runnin from some bullies who used to chase me down the street in their car. You gotta run real fast to stay in front of a moving car so I was movin like the wind. Eventually the fences on either side of the road ends and I may not be smart but I know to turn off of a road when you’re being chased by a car, and I ran right across the local football field which was being used for an offseason practice by the local Alabama college football team. Bear Bryant was there and watched while I ran faster than any of his football players. They couldn’t really teach me the difficult parts of the sport too well, but they used to hand me the football and tell me to run away from all the guys in different coloured shirts as fast as I could down to the other side of the field. I’m real good at runnin from people so I could do that well. Turns out that havin a good returner is a real good thing for a football team since they tell me there are 3 phases to the game, and one of them is special teams. I like bein on the special team and helpin out the guys that gave me a college degree.
Logan attended his hometown university of Manitoba right out of high school, looking to graduate with a degree in engineering. He loved tinkering with things to see how they worked. He never expected football to become an option at a future.
He was a talented football player in high school, but very few schools showed interest in recruiting him and none offered scholarships. He joined the Football team as a walk-on and managed to get 2nd team reps at linebacker. It wasn't untill an injury to a decorated athlete with a promising future that Logan showed he not only belongs at the college level, but he may have a future in football long-term.
He continued to work to improve himself and that work payed off as he became one of the most dominant defenders in Canadian College Football. Halfway through his Sophomore season, many DSFL teams began approaching him about the possibility of playing professional football. It was very exciting for him to know that his plans may be changing.
Logan was a smart kid in college and excelled in math and other critical thinking classes. His high intelligence, along with his "never-give-up" work ethic made him ideal to become a pro athlete.
illion didn't start playing football until he was in high school. He had always loved the game but lacked the size. He grew 4 inches from his sophomore year to his Jr year and gained 40 pounds. He was finally big enough to play the game he had loved.
He was great on the field but colleges didnt want to invest a scholarship to someone who had only played football for a few years.
Gillion knew his worth as a player and understood that he would when to earn his way onto the field wherever he went. He decided his best oppurtinity was to go to the university of Wisconsin as a walk on. It was the closest big school to his home in Green Bay. Wisconsin has always been a defensive orientated team and he knew eventually he would get a shot on the field.
His first season he was on the bench and made enough of an impact on the practice field to make it to special teams. His speciality was being a gunner on the punt team. His overall quickness and vision on the field made him a very good gunner.
A few injuries then allowed him to get on the field as a defensive back. He made the most of his oppurtinity and started at Cornerback his last two years of college. He has always been undervalued in his mind because of lack of experience and knows what needs to be done. He proved in college that he has what it takes and now he is doing it for the Tijuana Luchadores and soon for the Arizona Outlaws.
In my high school days I played quarterback, did pretty well. Good enough for a state championship in California and break all of my schools recorded. But colleges weren’t very interested. I walked on to USC and the coach told me straight up, you won’t start at quarterback, ever. But I have a hunch so I want you to take some reps in camp at free safety. I did and turned heads immediately. My strength at QB was my mind, I didn’t have the accuracy to make it big their. But the smarts were there and they transitioned me well. I could read the offense and make big plays. I knew how to get the QB to mess up because I knew what would have made me make mistakes. I started at free safety as a freshman, and by junior year I had the most sacks by a safety the school ever had, and the most interceptions in school history. My senior year was ended early with an ACL injury that resulted in me missing the DSFL draft. Im thankful Minnesota took a Chance for the player I was before the injury, and they haven’t regretted it. Lucky for them I’m just getting started. Now that I’m in top form there is going to be some records breaking pretty soon quote me on that.
Throughout the annals of ISFL history the many prestigious institutions that produce these professional athletes fall among the major conferences such as the SEC or the Big 10. Schools such as Wisconsin and LSU clash upon the gridiron while the students play their hearts out just for a shot at glory in the big time.
Then there’s other conferences. The Democratic Order of Planets, AKA DOOP famously adopted football as the common sport leading to a spread throughout the Milky Way. This meant new schools were going to be starting programs. One of those schools was Mars University. A member of the Dusty Urbanized Full Utilitarian Schools conference, beter known as “DUFUS”, MU has made a name of itself of making something out of nothing. I mean they freaking terraformed Mars.
Due to this rapid expansion new players began to make appearances. Players like the Original Party Worm – Slurms McKenzie! McKenzie was not recruited, he walked on…by accident! One fateful night MU found themselves in their conference finals. A tight game had wound down to the final minutes. Slurms himself was preoccupied with the only thing that mattered to him: partying! That night McKenzie would break records for partying, being cool, and interceptions as a stand in cornerback. How did this happen you may ask? Slurms had been up in the stands being rad as f@#$ when someone said, “HEY SLURMS, GO LONG!” As McKenzie slid (He’s a worm, I don’t know what the hell they move but they sure as hell don’t walk) down the bleachers towards the field his eyes never left that can! One second, he was catching an ice-cold Slurm and the next, a pigskin. The opposing teams head coach protested the substitution as illegal, but the officials sustained MU because it was quote, “So f-in sweet!”
It just came naturally for McKenzie. But the wildest part of this story is that McKenzie never had played the sport, much less heard about it! Back on Wormulon McKenzie would spend his days partying in the name of Slurm, but now he had a new purpose, and that was to party his way to the Ultimini with the greatest team to ever exist: the Dallas Birddogs.