*Rev's S25 DSFL Pro Bowl picks

**ReverendOReily** · (This post was last modified: 11-30-2020, 05:27 AM by Tesla.)

The DSFL pro bowl roster being announced made me remember that this media was sitting in my drafts. Oops.

Southern Football Conference

Quarterback (2 selections)

Jackie Daytona, Myrtle Beach Buccaneers BBB

271 completions, 480 attempts, 2972 yards, 56.5 completion percentage, 19 touchdowns, 7 interceptions, 82 quarterback rating

Mike Boss Jr., Tijuana Luchadores TIJ

215 completions, 374 attempts, 2127 yards, 57.5 completion percentage, 6 touchdowns, 7 interceptions, 71.2 quarterback rating

Runningback (3 selections)

Cobra Kai, Dallas Birddogs DAL

278 attempts, 1482 yards, 5.3 yards per carry, 8 touchdowns

Bronko Mills, Tijuana Luchadores TIJ

261 attempts, 1253 yards, 4.8 yards per carry, 6 touchdowns

Every SFC runningback except for Mr. Forty-Two, Norfolk Seawolves NOR

423 attempts, 1638 yards, 3.9 yards per carry, 8 touchdowns

Wide Receiver (4 selections)

Zach Crossley, Myrtle Beach Buccaneers BBB

77 receptions, 1097 yards, 14.2 yards per catch, 3 touchdowns

Mark Callous, Dallas Birddogs DAL

68 receptions, 881 yards, 13 yards per catch, 4 touchdowns

Quavious McGrady, Tijuana Luchadore TIJ

72 receptions, 833 yards, 11.6 yards per catch, 3 touchdowns

Alex Reed, Myrtle Beach Buccaneers BBB

52 receptions, 507 yards, 9.8 yards per catch, 5 touchdowns

Tight End (2 selections)

Djibutee McJimmerson, Myrtle Beach Buccaneers BBB

79 receptions, 770 yards, 9.7 yards per catch, 4 touchdowns, 17 pancakes, 0 sacks allowed

Thomas "The Tank" Engine, Tijuana Luchadore TIJ

32 receptions, 240 yards, 7.5 yards per catch, 23 pancakes, 0 sacks allowed

Offensive Flex (1 selection)

Bismo Funyuns, Tijuana Luchadore TIJ

34 receptions, 391 yards, 11.5 yards per catch, 5 touchdowns

Offensive Line (2 selections)

Ajay Krishna, Myrtle Beach Buccaneers BBB

(he's inactive but he a pro bowler in my heart)
65 pancakes, 1 sack allowed

Adam Mellott, Tijuana Luchadore TIJ

53 pancakes, 1 sack allowed

Defensive End (2 selections)

Sam Roes, Norfolk Seawolves NOR

45 tackles, 20 tackles for loss, 3 fumbles forced, 6 sacks

Primo Berto, Dallas Birddogs DAL

42 tackles, 19 tackles for loss, 7 sacks

Defensive Tackle (2 selections)

Timmy Dimby, Tijuana Luchadore TIJ

38 tackles, 8 tackles for loss, 4 sacks

Doy Fieri, Tijuana Luchadores TIJ

51 tackles, 2 forced fumbles, 1 fumble recovered, 2 sacks

Linebacker (3 selections)

Vincent Jones, Tijuana Luchadores TIJ

110 tackles, 2 tackles for loss, 1 forced fumble, 1 recovered fumble, 9 sacks, 1 interception, 8 passes deflected

Richard Leaking, Dallas Birddogs DAL

152 tackles, 8 tackles for loss, 1 fumble forced, 1 fumble recovered, 3 sacks, 1 pass deflected

BamBam McMullet, Tijuana Luchadores TIJ

97 tackles, 2 tackles for loss, 4 sacks, 2 interceptions, 3 passes deflected

Cornerback (3 selections)

James Hoffman, Myrtle Beach Buccaneers BBB

64 tackles, 1 tackle for loss, 1 fumble forced, 2 sacks, 4 interceptions, 18 passes deflected

Byron Blackwell, Dallas Birddogs DAL

60 tackles, 4 interceptions, 16 passes deflected

Xmus Flaxon Jaxon-Waxon, Norfolk Seawolves NOR

67 tackles 1 fumble forced 2 interceptions 13 passes deflected

Safety (3 selections)

Teddy Utterstruzen, Myrtle Beach Buccaneers BBB

71 tackles, 1 interception, 11 passes deflected

Zack Mouse, Myrtle Beach Buccaneers BBB

84 tackles, 2 fumbles forced, 2 fumbles recovered, 3 interceptions, 8 passes deflected, 1 touchdown, 1 blocked punt

NationalSimulation FootballLeague, Tijuana Luchadores TIJ

71 tackles, 1 fumble forced, 3 sacks, 1 interception, 1 pass deflected

Kicker (1 selection)
Leo Bloomfield, Myrtle Beach Buccaneers BBB

100% on extra points (34 for 34), 86.7% on field goals (26 for 30). Most field goals attempted, most field goals made, longest field goal made this season (57 yards)

Punter (1 selection)

Leo Bloomfield, Myrtle Beach Buccaneers BBB

83 punts, 3839 yards, 46.3 average, 12 punts inside the 20, longest punt 71 yards (longest punt of the DSFL season)

Northern Football Conference

Quarterback (2 selections)

Charlemagne Cortez, London Royals LON

235 completions, 414 attempts, 2377 yards, 56.8 completion percentage, 16 touchdowns, 9 interceptions, 77.1 quarterback rating

Lebron James III, Portland Pythons POR

240 completions, 403 attempts, 2214 yards, 59.6 completion percentage, 13 touchdowns, 12 interceptions, 72.9 quarterback rating, 3 rushing touchdowns

Runningback (3 selections)

Mike Rotchburns, Minnesota Grey Ducks MIN

317 attempts, 1488 yards, 4.7 yards per carry, 11 touchdowns

Darren Pama, Portland Pythons POR

304 attempts, 1332 yards, 4.4 yards per carry, 8 touchdowns

Terry Yaki, London Royals LON

259 attempts, 1227 yards, 4.7 yards per carry, 9 touchdowns

Wide Receiver (4 selections)

Mario Messi, Portland Pythons POR

88 receptions, 886 yards, 10.1 yards per catch, 8 touchdowns

Lebby Newton, Minnesota Grey Ducks MIN

71 receptions, 886 yards, 12.5 yards per catch, 5 touchdowns

Tugg Speedman, London Royals LON

73 receptions, 841 yards, 11.5 yards per catch, 4 touchdowns

Jalen Washington, Minnesota Grey Ducks MIN

58 receptions, 636 yards, 11 yards per catch, 5 touchdowns

Tight End (2 selections)

Frank Michell, London Royals LON

67 receptions, 679 yards, 10.1 yards per catch, 7 touchdowns, 16 pancakes, 0 sacks allowed

Ja Ja Ding Dong, Minnesota Grey Ducks MIN

64 receptions, 511 yards, 8 yards per catch, 2 touchdowns, 34 pancakes, 0 sacks allowed

Offensive Flex (1 selection)

Sergio Kitchens, Kansas City Coyotes KCC

221 rushing attempts, 1054 yards, 4.8 yards per carry, 6 rushing touchdowns, 36 receptions, 282 receiving yards, 7.8 yards per catch, 3 receiving touchdowns

Offensive Line (2 selections)

Connor Quigley, Kansas City Coyotes KCC

52 pancakes, 0 sacks allowed

Marc Hamel, Portland Pythons POR

61 pancakes, 1 sack allowed

Defensive End (2 selections)

Mako Otawara, Minnesota Grey Ducks MIN

64 tackles, 9 tackles for loss, 1 forced fumble, 6 sacks

Etrigan T. Slayer, Portland Pythons POR

74 tackles, 4 tackles for loss, 2 sacks

Defensive Tackle (2 selections)

Chuck Roth, Portland Pythons POR

36 tackles, 8 tackles for loss, 1 fumble recovered, 6 sacks, 1 safety

Brent Silva, London Royals LON

46 tackles, 2 tackles for loss, 4 sacks

Linebacker (3 selections)

L'Gazzy Burfict, London Royals LON

139 tackles, 5 tackles for loss, 2 forced fumbles, 11 sacks, 1 interception, 9 passes deflected

Thomas Rose, Kansas City Coyotes KCC

114 tackles, 8 tackles for loss, 2 forced fumbles, 9 sacks, 3 interceptions, 7 passes deflected

Donald McBobby, Portland Pythons POR

97 tackles, 1 tackle for loss, 1 fumble recovered, 10 sacks, 1 interception, 7 passes deflected

Cornerback (3 selections)

Peter "Little Petey" Patterson, Kansas City Coyotes KCC

56 tackles, 4 interceptions, 12 passes deflected, 1 touchdown

Ben Anabender, Portland Pythons POR

66 tackles, 1 tackle for loss, 4 interceptions, 16 passes deflected

Jeeeeroy Lenkins, Minnesota Grey Ducks MIN

52 tackles, 4 interceptions, 11 passes deflected, 1 touchdown

Safety (3 selections)

Tony Yeboah, Kansas City Coyotes KCC

67 tackles, 11 sacks, 1 interception, 3 passes deflected

Damian Blackfyre, Minnesota Grey Ducks MIN

67 tackles, 1 tackle for loss, 3 fumbles forced, 2 fumbles recovered, 3 sacks, 5 interceptions, 5 passes deflected, 1 blocked punt

Moe Skeeter, Portland Pythons POR

67 tackles, 1 tackle for loss, 1 fumble recovered, 4 sacks, 4 interceptions, 4 passes deflected, 2 touchdowns

Kicker (1 selection)

Something McDerpants, London Royals LON

96.8% extra point (30 for 31), 91.3% field goal (21 for 23), 5/5 from 20-29, 4/4 from 30-39, 11/13 from 40-49, 1/1 from 50+

Punter (1 selection)

Gluteus Maximus, Minnesota Grey Ducks MIN

90 punts for 3988 yards, 44.3 yards per punt, 15 punts inside the 20, long of 65 yards

disclaimer: I don't think I understand how the flex positions are decided on and I didn't bother to find out. I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me.