This holiday season, LeBong Simwell is spending his time in his hometown New Orleans. He’s a lucky guy to have been drafted the same place that he grew up and played college ball. Because of his strong ties there and his general selfless personality, LeBong spends every Christmas season buying toys for young kids whose families are in difficult situations. Very little people know this, but LeBong actually never fully developed his brain or personality past the age of 14. While this certainly hampers him in many areas of adult life, in fact the dysfunction is too long to get sidetracked on, it makes him really good at staying on trend with kids and getting kids really cool gifts.
This year, LeBong has been obsessed with getting his giant mitts on as many PS5s as he possibly can to distribute to the boys and girls of New Orleans. While very misguided, he’s even gone so far as to hijack a Best Buy delivery truck (of course he has friends on the inside) and reroute it to his charity warehouse. LeBong figures that Best Buy is clearly rich enough and in a robin hood like gesture, he can steal from the rich and give PS5’s to the poor. This PT is not an admission of guilt and cannot be used in court.
This year, LeBong has been obsessed with getting his giant mitts on as many PS5s as he possibly can to distribute to the boys and girls of New Orleans. While very misguided, he’s even gone so far as to hijack a Best Buy delivery truck (of course he has friends on the inside) and reroute it to his charity warehouse. LeBong figures that Best Buy is clearly rich enough and in a robin hood like gesture, he can steal from the rich and give PS5’s to the poor. This PT is not an admission of guilt and cannot be used in court.
LeBong's first ISFL Sack