Hello, fellow OL.
Welcome to the Season 26 update for the Human Offensive Lineman records. This article runs down the best season and career records for Offensive Lineman that are humans instead of those stinky bots.
This article is required as the current sim index doesn’t differentiate between human and bot offensive lineman and we don’t want stinky bots holding our records. So what I’ve done is go through each index and collated all of the records for each individual human offensive lineman.
Sacks Allowed in a season [Top 10]
1 – Thaddeus Bullard | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 20 Sacks Allowed
2 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 2 | 17 Sacks Allowed
3 – Sammy Walters | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 3 | 16 Sacks Allowed
4 – Daniel Robicheaux | Colorado Yeti | Season 2 | 13 Sacks Allowed
4 – Bradley MadLad | Orange County Otters | Season 3 | 13 Sacks Allowed
4 – Tim Tebow | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 13 Sacks Allowed
7 – Tim Pest | Arizona Outlaws | Season 1 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Matt James | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Gadget Tech | Colorado Yeti | Season 2 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Braden Sharp | San Jose Sabercats | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line | Season 23 | 12 Sacks Allowed
No human offensive lineman has joined this list since Scorp’s Adventurous Season 23 season. The worst seasons this season belonged to the Honolulu Hahalua’s Richard Littlewood who had 7 sacks allowed and the Austin Copperheads Slurms McKenzie as well as the New York Silverbacks Marlon Alexander who both had 6 sacks allowed.
Pancakes in a Season [Top 20]
1 – Givussafarre Rubbe | New Orleans Second Line | Season 24 | 95 Pancakes
1 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 25 | 95 Pancakes
3 – Byron Dolls | Baltimore Hawks | Season 24 | 93 Pancakes
3 – Doug Quail | New York Silverbacks | Season 25 | 93 Pancakes
5 – Tim Pest | Arizona Outlaws | Season 4 | 92 Pancakes
5 – Laszlo Forty-Two | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 24 | 92 Pancakes
7 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 25 | 89 Pancakes
8 – Calvin Golloday | Arizona Outlaws | Season 26 | 88 Pancakes
9 – Laszlo Forty-Two | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 23 | 87 Pancakes
9 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 26 | 87 Pancakes
11 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 26 | 86 Pancakes
12 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 25 | 85 Pancakes
12 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 26 | 85 Pancakes
14 – Bruce Buckley | Arizona Outlaws | Season 23 | 84 Pancakes
14 – Givussafarre Rubbe | New Orleans Second Line | Season 25 | 84 Pancakes
16 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti | Season 24 | 83 Pancakes
17 – Bruce Buckley | Arizona Outlaws | Season 24 | 82 Pancakes
17 – Ne Mo | Orange County Otters | Season 25 | 82 Pancakes
17 – Felix Archstone | Baltimore Hawks | Season 26 | 82 Pancakes
20 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 26 | 80 Pancakes
This list has actually seen some changes as a result of the pancake statistics in Season 26. 6 Different Offensive Lineman [Calvin Golloday, Bruce Buckley, Dick Thruster, Simon Tremblay, Felix Archstone and Byron Dolls] had good enough seasons to qualify for the top 20.
Other Changes include:
- The amount of pancakes needed to qualify for the list has gone up from 73 at the end of Season 24, to 76 at the end of season 25 and now 80 pancakes at the end of season 26.
- Only 2 of the top 10 came from this season.
- Tim Pest’s god like 93 pancake season in Season 4 is the only season on the list that occurred before the 12 team era of the ISFL [S22 or later]
- People with multiple seasons of the list include:
o Givussafarre Rubbe [Twice]
o Simon Tremblay [Twice]
o Byron Dolls [Twice]
o Laszlo Forty-Two [Twice]
o Bruce Buckley [FOUR Times]
Sacks Allowed in a Career [Top 10]
1 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 2-3 | 29 Sacks Allowed
2 – Bender Rodriguez | Colorado Yeti, Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 1-3 | 27 Sacks Allowed
2 – Vincent Sharpei | Baltimore Hawks, San Jose Sabercats | Season 1-3 | 27 Sacks Allowed
4 – Samuel Bakhtiari | Arizona Outlaws, Sarasota Sailfish, Austin Copperheads | Season 20-25 | 26 Sacks Allowed
5 – Tim Tebow | San Jose Sabercats, Las Vegas Legion | Season 1-4 | 25 Sacks Allowed
6 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line | Season 23-> | 24 Sacks Allowed
7 – Alex Thomas | Arizona Outlaws | Season 1-4 | 23 Sacks Allowed
8 – D’Brickashaw Ferguson | Yellowknife Wraiths, Orange County Otters | Season 1-3 | 22 Sacks Allowed
8 – Edmond Beaver-Dantes | Austin Copperheads | Season 16-24 | 22 Sacks Allowed
10 – Thaddeus Bullard | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 20 Sacks Allowed
The only movement on this list this season is Dofus Jimbo Jr moving from tied 9th up to 6th after racking up 4 more sacks allowed in Season 26. Will Scorp find his way to the top of shit mountain, he is only 5 sacks allowed away.
The current active Offensive Lineman who are the next up on this list are:
- Calvin Golloday [14 Sacks Allowed]
- Dick Thruster [13 Sacks Allowed]
- Clay Stallworth [12 Sacks Allowed]
Then there is a group of Lineman on 7 including Benson Bayley Jr, Maurice Virtanen, Macaroni Elephant and Richard Littlewood.
Career Pancake Statistics [Top 20]
1 – Givussafarre Rubbe | New Orleans Second Line, Chicago Butchers | Season 19-> | 568 Pancakes
2 – Edmond Beaver-Dantes | Austin Copperheads | Season 16-24 | 419 Pancakes
3 – Bruce Buckley | Arizona Outlaws, Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 22-> | 401 Pancakes
4 – Byron Dolls | Baltimore Hawks, Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 22-> | 370 Pancakes
5 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 23-> | 318 Pancakes
6 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 22-> | 315 Pancakes
7 – Samuel Bakhtiari | Arizona Outlaws, Sarasota Sailfish, Austin Copperheads | Season 20-25 | 273 Pancakes
8 – Benson Bayley Jr. | Chicago Butchers | Season 23-> | 272 Pancakes
9 – Tim Pest | Arizona Outlaws | Season 1-4 | 271 Pancakes
10 – Laszlo Forty-Two | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 22-24 | 264 Pancakes
11 – Doug Quail | Orange County Otters, New York Silverbacks | Season 23-> | 261 Pancakes
12 – Brave Ulysses | New Orleans Second Line | Season 18-22 | 258 Pancakes
13 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 23-> | 253 Pancakes
14 – Hal Fassingit | Austin Copperheads | Season 22-25 | 252 Pancakes
15 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti | Season 24-> | 230 Pancakes
16 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line | Season 23-> | 206 Pancakes
17 – Angus Winchester | Orange County Otters | Season 1-3 | 190 Pancakes
18 – Julio Jones | Arizona Outlaws, Chicago Butchers | Season 24-> | 182 Pancakes
19 – Mat Akselsen | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 1-3 | 178 Pancakes
20 – Joey McCabe | Sarasota Sailfish, Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 23-> | 167 Pancakes
The number of pancakes required to make the list has gone up from 154 to 167 pancakes.
There are 12 active offensive lineman on this list who will look to move up further in upcoming seasons.
Julio Jones is the only new face at the list, coming in at number 18.
Active Human Lineman Career Statistics
Givussafarre Rubbe – 568 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Simon Tremblay – 318 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Doug Quail – 261 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Byron Dolls – 370 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Bruce Buckley – 401 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Calvin Golladay – 315 Pancakes, 14 Sacks Allowed
Dick Thruster – 253 Pancakes, 13 Sacks Allowed
Dorfus Jimbo Jr. – 206 Pancakes, 24 Sacks Allowed
Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic – 230 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Benson Bayley Jr. - 272 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Perry Tucker Jr. – 158 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Julio Jones – 182 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Icebox Riposte – 163 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Ne Mo – 143 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Maurice Virtanen – 127 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Clay Stallworth – 140 Pancakes, 12 Sacks Allowed
Macaroni ‘Mac’ Elephant – 81 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Thad Pennington Jr. – 107 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Felix Archstone – 82 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Slurms McKenzie – 77 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Connor Quigley – 73 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Adam Mellott – 72 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Marc Hamel – 70 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Greedy Sly – 68 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Mattress Cadaire – 59 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Ananda Adyan – 49 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Richard Littlewood – 50 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Future Trunks – 43 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Lord Beerus – 59 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Welcome to the Season 26 update for the Human Offensive Lineman records. This article runs down the best season and career records for Offensive Lineman that are humans instead of those stinky bots.
This article is required as the current sim index doesn’t differentiate between human and bot offensive lineman and we don’t want stinky bots holding our records. So what I’ve done is go through each index and collated all of the records for each individual human offensive lineman.
Sacks Allowed in a season [Top 10]
1 – Thaddeus Bullard | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 20 Sacks Allowed
2 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 2 | 17 Sacks Allowed
3 – Sammy Walters | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 3 | 16 Sacks Allowed
4 – Daniel Robicheaux | Colorado Yeti | Season 2 | 13 Sacks Allowed
4 – Bradley MadLad | Orange County Otters | Season 3 | 13 Sacks Allowed
4 – Tim Tebow | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 13 Sacks Allowed
7 – Tim Pest | Arizona Outlaws | Season 1 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Matt James | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Gadget Tech | Colorado Yeti | Season 2 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Braden Sharp | San Jose Sabercats | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line | Season 23 | 12 Sacks Allowed
No human offensive lineman has joined this list since Scorp’s Adventurous Season 23 season. The worst seasons this season belonged to the Honolulu Hahalua’s Richard Littlewood who had 7 sacks allowed and the Austin Copperheads Slurms McKenzie as well as the New York Silverbacks Marlon Alexander who both had 6 sacks allowed.
Pancakes in a Season [Top 20]
1 – Givussafarre Rubbe | New Orleans Second Line | Season 24 | 95 Pancakes
1 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 25 | 95 Pancakes
3 – Byron Dolls | Baltimore Hawks | Season 24 | 93 Pancakes
3 – Doug Quail | New York Silverbacks | Season 25 | 93 Pancakes
5 – Tim Pest | Arizona Outlaws | Season 4 | 92 Pancakes
5 – Laszlo Forty-Two | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 24 | 92 Pancakes
7 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 25 | 89 Pancakes
8 – Calvin Golloday | Arizona Outlaws | Season 26 | 88 Pancakes
9 – Laszlo Forty-Two | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 23 | 87 Pancakes
9 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 26 | 87 Pancakes
11 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 26 | 86 Pancakes
12 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 25 | 85 Pancakes
12 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 26 | 85 Pancakes
14 – Bruce Buckley | Arizona Outlaws | Season 23 | 84 Pancakes
14 – Givussafarre Rubbe | New Orleans Second Line | Season 25 | 84 Pancakes
16 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti | Season 24 | 83 Pancakes
17 – Bruce Buckley | Arizona Outlaws | Season 24 | 82 Pancakes
17 – Ne Mo | Orange County Otters | Season 25 | 82 Pancakes
17 – Felix Archstone | Baltimore Hawks | Season 26 | 82 Pancakes
20 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 26 | 80 Pancakes
This list has actually seen some changes as a result of the pancake statistics in Season 26. 6 Different Offensive Lineman [Calvin Golloday, Bruce Buckley, Dick Thruster, Simon Tremblay, Felix Archstone and Byron Dolls] had good enough seasons to qualify for the top 20.
Other Changes include:
- The amount of pancakes needed to qualify for the list has gone up from 73 at the end of Season 24, to 76 at the end of season 25 and now 80 pancakes at the end of season 26.
- Only 2 of the top 10 came from this season.
- Tim Pest’s god like 93 pancake season in Season 4 is the only season on the list that occurred before the 12 team era of the ISFL [S22 or later]
- People with multiple seasons of the list include:
o Givussafarre Rubbe [Twice]
o Simon Tremblay [Twice]
o Byron Dolls [Twice]
o Laszlo Forty-Two [Twice]
o Bruce Buckley [FOUR Times]
Sacks Allowed in a Career [Top 10]
1 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 2-3 | 29 Sacks Allowed
2 – Bender Rodriguez | Colorado Yeti, Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 1-3 | 27 Sacks Allowed
2 – Vincent Sharpei | Baltimore Hawks, San Jose Sabercats | Season 1-3 | 27 Sacks Allowed
4 – Samuel Bakhtiari | Arizona Outlaws, Sarasota Sailfish, Austin Copperheads | Season 20-25 | 26 Sacks Allowed
5 – Tim Tebow | San Jose Sabercats, Las Vegas Legion | Season 1-4 | 25 Sacks Allowed
6 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line | Season 23-> | 24 Sacks Allowed
7 – Alex Thomas | Arizona Outlaws | Season 1-4 | 23 Sacks Allowed
8 – D’Brickashaw Ferguson | Yellowknife Wraiths, Orange County Otters | Season 1-3 | 22 Sacks Allowed
8 – Edmond Beaver-Dantes | Austin Copperheads | Season 16-24 | 22 Sacks Allowed
10 – Thaddeus Bullard | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 20 Sacks Allowed
The only movement on this list this season is Dofus Jimbo Jr moving from tied 9th up to 6th after racking up 4 more sacks allowed in Season 26. Will Scorp find his way to the top of shit mountain, he is only 5 sacks allowed away.
The current active Offensive Lineman who are the next up on this list are:
- Calvin Golloday [14 Sacks Allowed]
- Dick Thruster [13 Sacks Allowed]
- Clay Stallworth [12 Sacks Allowed]
Then there is a group of Lineman on 7 including Benson Bayley Jr, Maurice Virtanen, Macaroni Elephant and Richard Littlewood.
Career Pancake Statistics [Top 20]
1 – Givussafarre Rubbe | New Orleans Second Line, Chicago Butchers | Season 19-> | 568 Pancakes
2 – Edmond Beaver-Dantes | Austin Copperheads | Season 16-24 | 419 Pancakes
3 – Bruce Buckley | Arizona Outlaws, Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 22-> | 401 Pancakes
4 – Byron Dolls | Baltimore Hawks, Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 22-> | 370 Pancakes
5 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 23-> | 318 Pancakes
6 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 22-> | 315 Pancakes
7 – Samuel Bakhtiari | Arizona Outlaws, Sarasota Sailfish, Austin Copperheads | Season 20-25 | 273 Pancakes
8 – Benson Bayley Jr. | Chicago Butchers | Season 23-> | 272 Pancakes
9 – Tim Pest | Arizona Outlaws | Season 1-4 | 271 Pancakes
10 – Laszlo Forty-Two | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 22-24 | 264 Pancakes
11 – Doug Quail | Orange County Otters, New York Silverbacks | Season 23-> | 261 Pancakes
12 – Brave Ulysses | New Orleans Second Line | Season 18-22 | 258 Pancakes
13 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 23-> | 253 Pancakes
14 – Hal Fassingit | Austin Copperheads | Season 22-25 | 252 Pancakes
15 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti | Season 24-> | 230 Pancakes
16 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line | Season 23-> | 206 Pancakes
17 – Angus Winchester | Orange County Otters | Season 1-3 | 190 Pancakes
18 – Julio Jones | Arizona Outlaws, Chicago Butchers | Season 24-> | 182 Pancakes
19 – Mat Akselsen | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 1-3 | 178 Pancakes
20 – Joey McCabe | Sarasota Sailfish, Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 23-> | 167 Pancakes
The number of pancakes required to make the list has gone up from 154 to 167 pancakes.
There are 12 active offensive lineman on this list who will look to move up further in upcoming seasons.
Julio Jones is the only new face at the list, coming in at number 18.
Active Human Lineman Career Statistics
Givussafarre Rubbe – 568 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Simon Tremblay – 318 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Doug Quail – 261 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Byron Dolls – 370 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Bruce Buckley – 401 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Calvin Golladay – 315 Pancakes, 14 Sacks Allowed
Dick Thruster – 253 Pancakes, 13 Sacks Allowed
Dorfus Jimbo Jr. – 206 Pancakes, 24 Sacks Allowed
Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic – 230 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Benson Bayley Jr. - 272 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Perry Tucker Jr. – 158 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Julio Jones – 182 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Icebox Riposte – 163 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Ne Mo – 143 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Maurice Virtanen – 127 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Clay Stallworth – 140 Pancakes, 12 Sacks Allowed
Macaroni ‘Mac’ Elephant – 81 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Thad Pennington Jr. – 107 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Felix Archstone – 82 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Slurms McKenzie – 77 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Connor Quigley – 73 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Adam Mellott – 72 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Marc Hamel – 70 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Greedy Sly – 68 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Mattress Cadaire – 59 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Ananda Adyan – 49 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Richard Littlewood – 50 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Future Trunks – 43 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Lord Beerus – 59 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
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