Colorado Signs Magnus Rikiya @Tesla
S28: 5M (NTC)
S29: 5M (NTC)
S30: 5M (NTC, MO)
S31: 5M (NTC, MO)
S32: 5M (NTC, MO)
1. Tesla is to be given war room privileges for the duration of the contract.
2. Tesla is to be given a special discord role with a name and color of their choosing that is thematically appropriate and of high priority in the roles.
3. Tesla receives a gold “Richie Rich” role as long as she remains the wealthiest user on the team.
4. Tesla receives a personalized emoji to exist during her tenure on the team.
5. Tesla will be given her own room in the Yeti locker room to be named as she pleases. This is a room where all the Yeti can go to praise and love Tesla and also give Tesla a personal area where she can post, declare, or talk about any subject she wishes to keep away from general chat should she choose.
6. Tesla may select the Yeti chat username for user Isastarcrossed for the duration of her contract. May be changed at any time under her discretion.
7. GhostHug and SlothHeart will be added to the locker room upon signing this contract.
8. User Sylphreni is to be kept out of the Norfolk locker room until such a time that Tesla is in the Tijuana locker room or the contract expires whichever come first.
9. Through the duration of this contract, one of the team’s rule proposals will be offered to Tesla for first right of refusal.
10. A signature graphic will be made of Agent Tesla, Magnus Rikiya, or a combination of those two and her other clients by a member of the locker room. This does not need to be made publicly available to qualify.
11. A member of the locker room will either sing Tesla's praises in a podcast, or do a karaoke rendition of a song of Tesla's choosing within reason. This does not need to be made publicly available to qualify. This may also include a live karaoke night should Tesla desire.
12. To better understand the inspiration behind Magnus, SchwarzNarr, Sylphreni, IsaStarcrossed (and other members of the Yeti Organization who choose to do so) will watch Tesla’s favorite episode of Eyeshield and create a podcast either of the watching or of a review of the episode. This does not need to be made publicly available to qualify.
13. Users Schwarznarr and IsaStarcrossed will do two personalized podcasts for Tesla on any subject of her choosing throughout the duration of this contract. As these podcasts can cover any range of subjects, they will not be made public to be graded and will be exclusively for Tesla’s enjoyment.
14. Sylphreni will host an episode of the “Sylphreni Show” to be made up entirely of questions posed by Tesla, exceeding no more than 4 hours in length. Show to be co-hosted by a member or members of Tesla’s choice, scheduling permitting.
15. Sylphreni will play a “Cannibals Only” run of Rimworld to be streamed in the Yeti Locker room. Pawns will be named according to Tesla’s wishes, with input from SDCore as well. Run will be slightly modded to add to the fun, and settings will be: Randy Random for storyteller and Naked Brutality for starting conditions.
16. All stadiums and training facilities will add a wing of additional vending machines with at least one dedicated to Japanese snacks, and one dedicated exclusively to bagged Pringles. Additionally, Yeti Organization research and development will research optimal snacks to be sold at Wolfie Farms Stadium.
17. Accommodations will be made for biggest Yeti Fan and Agent Tesla’s other client, Monster Ofthewoods. This includes housing near Wolfie Farms Stadium, box seats, and other accommodations as necessary to please the monster marsupial.
18. Magnus Rikiya may opt out of training camp to participate in World's Strongest Man competitions as long as he maintains the exercise regiment recommended by his agent and health professionals.
19. The Yeti agree to lease the all new Tesla model 3 for Magnus Rikiya for the duration of said contract. All insurance expenses incurred by Rikiya will be covered at the teams expense.
20. The Yeti Organization will formally recognize “Defensive Tackle Appreciation Week”
21. Official Yeti merchandise will feature indiscriminate pockets, particularly with sweatpants and other lower half garments
22. For legal reasons, Melvin Murder-Moose is no longer allowed to “share” where the bodies are hidden to his accomplice.
23. Tesla may select Melvin’s outfit for the first season of this contract, to be worn whenever he is not on the field.
24. The Yeti organization will launch an official investigation into whether or not “Agent Tesla” is properly referred to as the aforementioned, or more appropriately referred to as “Secret Agent Tesla.”
25.The Yeti Organization will support all of Agent Tesla’s clients by allowing them to play their music on the Yeti radio station - Yeti Tunes.
26. Magnus Rikiya is to be named an official Captain of the team in one of S28, S29, or S30.
27. Upon retirement, Magnus Rikiya will be given a commemorative Jersey, signature graphic, and plaque detailing his career achievements.
28. The Yeti Organization will work with Tesla to create “Agent Tesla” branding and logo design.
29. The Yeti organization will officially organize the YetNoWriMo Yeti Novel Writing Month competition during the offseason. This community outreach will seek to engage the members of the Yeti Organization with the youthful community in writing. Additionally, User SchwarzNarr will participate in Camp NaNoWriMo with user Tesla during the month of July.
30. Official Yeti mascot “Teddy” will have a photo session with Agent Tesla and/or Magnus Rikiya merchandise.
31. The Yeti Organization shall post a press release in response to the signing of this contract.
32. Failure to fulfill the terms of any of these contract clauses before the S28 Ultimus, unless otherwise specified, will result in a Player Option being added to S29 and exercised immediately. Although with the caveat that all clauses are capable of being waived at Tesla's discretion.
S28: 5M (NTC)
S29: 5M (NTC)
S30: 5M (NTC, MO)
S31: 5M (NTC, MO)
S32: 5M (NTC, MO)
1. Tesla is to be given war room privileges for the duration of the contract.
2. Tesla is to be given a special discord role with a name and color of their choosing that is thematically appropriate and of high priority in the roles.
3. Tesla receives a gold “Richie Rich” role as long as she remains the wealthiest user on the team.
4. Tesla receives a personalized emoji to exist during her tenure on the team.
5. Tesla will be given her own room in the Yeti locker room to be named as she pleases. This is a room where all the Yeti can go to praise and love Tesla and also give Tesla a personal area where she can post, declare, or talk about any subject she wishes to keep away from general chat should she choose.
6. Tesla may select the Yeti chat username for user Isastarcrossed for the duration of her contract. May be changed at any time under her discretion.
7. GhostHug and SlothHeart will be added to the locker room upon signing this contract.
8. User Sylphreni is to be kept out of the Norfolk locker room until such a time that Tesla is in the Tijuana locker room or the contract expires whichever come first.
9. Through the duration of this contract, one of the team’s rule proposals will be offered to Tesla for first right of refusal.
10. A signature graphic will be made of Agent Tesla, Magnus Rikiya, or a combination of those two and her other clients by a member of the locker room. This does not need to be made publicly available to qualify.
11. A member of the locker room will either sing Tesla's praises in a podcast, or do a karaoke rendition of a song of Tesla's choosing within reason. This does not need to be made publicly available to qualify. This may also include a live karaoke night should Tesla desire.
12. To better understand the inspiration behind Magnus, SchwarzNarr, Sylphreni, IsaStarcrossed (and other members of the Yeti Organization who choose to do so) will watch Tesla’s favorite episode of Eyeshield and create a podcast either of the watching or of a review of the episode. This does not need to be made publicly available to qualify.
13. Users Schwarznarr and IsaStarcrossed will do two personalized podcasts for Tesla on any subject of her choosing throughout the duration of this contract. As these podcasts can cover any range of subjects, they will not be made public to be graded and will be exclusively for Tesla’s enjoyment.
14. Sylphreni will host an episode of the “Sylphreni Show” to be made up entirely of questions posed by Tesla, exceeding no more than 4 hours in length. Show to be co-hosted by a member or members of Tesla’s choice, scheduling permitting.
15. Sylphreni will play a “Cannibals Only” run of Rimworld to be streamed in the Yeti Locker room. Pawns will be named according to Tesla’s wishes, with input from SDCore as well. Run will be slightly modded to add to the fun, and settings will be: Randy Random for storyteller and Naked Brutality for starting conditions.
16. All stadiums and training facilities will add a wing of additional vending machines with at least one dedicated to Japanese snacks, and one dedicated exclusively to bagged Pringles. Additionally, Yeti Organization research and development will research optimal snacks to be sold at Wolfie Farms Stadium.
17. Accommodations will be made for biggest Yeti Fan and Agent Tesla’s other client, Monster Ofthewoods. This includes housing near Wolfie Farms Stadium, box seats, and other accommodations as necessary to please the monster marsupial.
18. Magnus Rikiya may opt out of training camp to participate in World's Strongest Man competitions as long as he maintains the exercise regiment recommended by his agent and health professionals.
19. The Yeti agree to lease the all new Tesla model 3 for Magnus Rikiya for the duration of said contract. All insurance expenses incurred by Rikiya will be covered at the teams expense.
20. The Yeti Organization will formally recognize “Defensive Tackle Appreciation Week”
21. Official Yeti merchandise will feature indiscriminate pockets, particularly with sweatpants and other lower half garments
22. For legal reasons, Melvin Murder-Moose is no longer allowed to “share” where the bodies are hidden to his accomplice.
23. Tesla may select Melvin’s outfit for the first season of this contract, to be worn whenever he is not on the field.
24. The Yeti organization will launch an official investigation into whether or not “Agent Tesla” is properly referred to as the aforementioned, or more appropriately referred to as “Secret Agent Tesla.”
25.The Yeti Organization will support all of Agent Tesla’s clients by allowing them to play their music on the Yeti radio station - Yeti Tunes.
26. Magnus Rikiya is to be named an official Captain of the team in one of S28, S29, or S30.
27. Upon retirement, Magnus Rikiya will be given a commemorative Jersey, signature graphic, and plaque detailing his career achievements.
28. The Yeti Organization will work with Tesla to create “Agent Tesla” branding and logo design.
29. The Yeti organization will officially organize the YetNoWriMo Yeti Novel Writing Month competition during the offseason. This community outreach will seek to engage the members of the Yeti Organization with the youthful community in writing. Additionally, User SchwarzNarr will participate in Camp NaNoWriMo with user Tesla during the month of July.
30. Official Yeti mascot “Teddy” will have a photo session with Agent Tesla and/or Magnus Rikiya merchandise.
31. The Yeti Organization shall post a press release in response to the signing of this contract.
32. Failure to fulfill the terms of any of these contract clauses before the S28 Ultimus, unless otherwise specified, will result in a Player Option being added to S29 and exercised immediately. Although with the caveat that all clauses are capable of being waived at Tesla's discretion.