Travis Scott has decided to make his way over to the International Simulation football league, choosing to dominate professional sports instead of just music. Travis has felt that he’s spent enough time inspiring children with his music, and instead wants to inspire children to play the man's man sport, football. Following his breakup with Kylie Jenner, he really needed a way to relieve his stress. At first, he tried making music. But that just was not doing it for him, and he could not find himself calming down. So, he went back to college and paid convinced the Texas University athletics department to let him come on. But, they had one condition.
Travis and his 5’10” 150 pound frame had to play tight end.
All worth it to fulfill the dream, right?
Travis got right to work muscling up, eating only Travis Scott burgers from McDonalds and lots of Szechuan sauce. Way too much. About 4 months, 70 pounds and 3 hospital scares later, Travis finally managed an optimal weight so that he wouldn’t immediately get pancaked. But, he had a trick up his sleeve for success. His fame.
The opposing players were so starstruck by lining up against Travis Scott that he either could break away for a route and get a nice gain, or they wouldn’t try to actually do their job, much to the frustration of the coach that didn't know what a Travis Scott or a Sicko Mode was. All it took was the promise of signed merchandise, front seat tickets to concerts, and a chance to meet Kylie Jenner for most of the defenders to just ignore their coach, allowing for Travis to succeed more than he probably should have at his size and athleticism.
Scott decided to make the jump to the ISFL, but missed the deadline to get drafted. Tragic. Travis was devastated by this news. He spent the next couple months sulking to himself, eating McDonalds and just generally not having a good time. He even made a really bad song that no one understood during that time, and it got shat on. Hard. Even got a Not Good/10 rating or something like that.
After a while though, Travis realized that this isn’t like real sports where he’d have to wait until next year, and he could just… enter waivers. So thats what he did. And now Travis is looking to be picked up by a team to play Tight End. He hopes to be able to at least be mediocre in the big show. Pls give him a chance gms. ty (431)
Travis and his 5’10” 150 pound frame had to play tight end.
All worth it to fulfill the dream, right?
Travis got right to work muscling up, eating only Travis Scott burgers from McDonalds and lots of Szechuan sauce. Way too much. About 4 months, 70 pounds and 3 hospital scares later, Travis finally managed an optimal weight so that he wouldn’t immediately get pancaked. But, he had a trick up his sleeve for success. His fame.
The opposing players were so starstruck by lining up against Travis Scott that he either could break away for a route and get a nice gain, or they wouldn’t try to actually do their job, much to the frustration of the coach that didn't know what a Travis Scott or a Sicko Mode was. All it took was the promise of signed merchandise, front seat tickets to concerts, and a chance to meet Kylie Jenner for most of the defenders to just ignore their coach, allowing for Travis to succeed more than he probably should have at his size and athleticism.
Scott decided to make the jump to the ISFL, but missed the deadline to get drafted. Tragic. Travis was devastated by this news. He spent the next couple months sulking to himself, eating McDonalds and just generally not having a good time. He even made a really bad song that no one understood during that time, and it got shat on. Hard. Even got a Not Good/10 rating or something like that.
After a while though, Travis realized that this isn’t like real sports where he’d have to wait until next year, and he could just… enter waivers. So thats what he did. And now Travis is looking to be picked up by a team to play Tight End. He hopes to be able to at least be mediocre in the big show. Pls give him a chance gms. ty (431)
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