Now here is a question I find I am asking myself pretty regularly. "What would one of the best cornerbacks to grace the international simulation football league be doing if he was not playing football in the international simulation football league?" This has been a question I have thought long and hard about and when I go my to my childhood, I think of my roots and the rough upbringing many families had in my local area in the capital of Scotland, Edinburgh. Now I am not sure many of the other players around the league are aware how rough an upbringing I had and how tough it could be. What I would be doing with myself now is quite simple, I would be formulating new products and punting them to the locals and selling them to other members of the public to stock their local areas with some fresh "crayons". As most of you are aware I am the international simulation football leagues advocate for Crayola's edible crayons. I had already begun working on mastering the product long before I ventured stateside (and back to Europe). It wasn't until I got the opportunity of moving to bowling green university for the semester did it dawn on me that becoming a professional international simulation football league player could be the gateway to fast tracking my product. So to answer the question I would be punting my "crayons" illegally with the intention of starting off in my city before moving nationwide, continental before eventually going global and bringing in the big bucks.