In their most recent filming of the primetime music video for San Jose Sabercats games, the network brought in Sabercats stat corner back John Canton. Unfortunately, filming took an interesting turn, and Canton's appearance was considered too sexually provocative for national television.
Canton has described how he had wanted to video to go, and what follows is the transcript of his conversation with the network:
CANTON: So here's what I'm thinking. We start out with Carrie [Underwood] singing coming out looking all sexy, and starts singing. Then you cut to a shot of me breaking up a pass. Back to her sexy singing, then me catching an INT. More of her singing, me covering a receiver, then me and her at my place, full penetration. Then back to her singing, full penetration, me making a play, full penetration. This goes back and forth and on and on for 3 and a half minutes until it just kind of... Ends. What do you think? Are we gonna me me a star? I have my sex tape right here if you need it for the edits, or if you just wanna watch some magic happen tonight. I did bring multiple copies, they're $100 each.
NETWORK EXEC: We'll be in touch, Mr. Canton.
Canton has described how he had wanted to video to go, and what follows is the transcript of his conversation with the network:
CANTON: So here's what I'm thinking. We start out with Carrie [Underwood] singing coming out looking all sexy, and starts singing. Then you cut to a shot of me breaking up a pass. Back to her sexy singing, then me catching an INT. More of her singing, me covering a receiver, then me and her at my place, full penetration. Then back to her singing, full penetration, me making a play, full penetration. This goes back and forth and on and on for 3 and a half minutes until it just kind of... Ends. What do you think? Are we gonna me me a star? I have my sex tape right here if you need it for the edits, or if you just wanna watch some magic happen tonight. I did bring multiple copies, they're $100 each.
NETWORK EXEC: We'll be in touch, Mr. Canton.
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