09-27-2021, 12:51 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-03-2021, 10:02 PM by FootballIsCool. Edited 1 time in total.)
Stumpy Jones is not really money motivated, but Stumpy knows that in order to protect the things he loves money definitely does not hurt to have laying around. Due to this, Stumpy has done made some investments into the stonk market and decided to invest in himself. First Stumpy Jones decided to partner with this small up and coming beverage company called Brawndo. This company really caught Stumpy's eye because it is the first beverage company that Stumpy has ever seen that is geared towards putting the plants first and that really speaks to Stumpy's moral mission. With the marketing line of Brawndo "the thirst mutilator" on the can. They have even contracted Stumpy to appear in their television commercials to voice in the line "Brawndo, It's what plants crave." This will give him royalties for every time that line is used in their commercials. Stumpy Jones will receive 1 cent for every time that line is used in media for the rest of Stumpy Jones life as the earning will go into a trust to continue earning beyond Stumpy's life. Brawndo also is supposedly good for plants as It has got electrolytes. Stumpy then decided to pair with a fire extinguisher producer as they play a major role in keeping fires smaller.
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