Well bugger. I always knew my cocaine addiction would come back to haunt me at some point in time. But I mean really what quarter back in professional football doesn't have a substance abuse issue with the devils icing? Where did you even find this dirt on me? I had been so careful and only ever used one dealer. Do I need to replace Finneus Smith and fine a new booger sugar supply chain?
Well I guess we are coming to the part you want to talk about then? What do you want to just keep this all a secret and make it go away? Really? That's it? You want me to join your fantasy football dynasty league? I mean sure I'll do that. I probably would have done that anyway if you just asked? Oh yeah of course I have to take over the rebuilder that just traded away all their picks in dodgy collusion looking trades. But sure I'll do whatever you need. I'll even sign a football for everyone in the league that they can put on their desk at work or in the garage.
Well thank you for coming to me with this quietly. I now get to play in another fantasy football league and I get fix up the issue with my supplier being more leaky than my tap.
Well I guess we are coming to the part you want to talk about then? What do you want to just keep this all a secret and make it go away? Really? That's it? You want me to join your fantasy football dynasty league? I mean sure I'll do that. I probably would have done that anyway if you just asked? Oh yeah of course I have to take over the rebuilder that just traded away all their picks in dodgy collusion looking trades. But sure I'll do whatever you need. I'll even sign a football for everyone in the league that they can put on their desk at work or in the garage.
Well thank you for coming to me with this quietly. I now get to play in another fantasy football league and I get fix up the issue with my supplier being more leaky than my tap.