You want me, to talk about what dirt a reporter could have on me and want to know how I would handle it, me? We they could have discovered any number of secrets that relate to the fact I am not a 30 year old human but a 400 year vampire. So many crimes so little time. They could link me to the fake blood bank I set up around Austin to keep me with plenty to drink. They could have linked me to the series of missing persons reports around Austin and every city I have played at because I often get hungry after a game when we win, and when we lose. They could also go back much further and catch me for that time I turned a baby into a vampire, or the fact I was actually Jack the Ripper or any 1000s of people I many have eaten over the many many years. Now how would I deal with it? Well that is very easy. The reporter would simply "disappear" and never be heard from again. I would then get my familiar to remove any evidence on the Interweb, and around the place like paper work and things like that, it is that simple.
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Leroy Jenkins was in no shock when the reporter mentioned this "dirt" she had on him, I mean being from the deep swamp of Louisiana there are abound do be some. I mean sure Leroy had his few run-ins with the law as a kid for fighting and making moon shine, but after losing his best friend to a meth lab explosion, he decided to turn his life around for the better. Leroy got his act clean and joined the Navy, where he became a seal. Sadly after losing his new best friend over seas, he decided to retire and pick up his old pass time Football. So yeah they may have some "dirt" but good ol' Leroy Jenkins turned his life around for the better.
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You got some dirt on me huh. well that could go a few different routes to be honest with you. As Ioe grew up on a farm near Kansas City I was on all kinds of dirt growing up. but I would have to imagine that this particular quote dirt when most likely come from my college days. there wasn't a whole lot to do in Colombia you see. it's definitely a college town in the middle of Missouri with tons of bars and drinking and whatnot. but in terms of like activities outside of that there just wasn't all a lot to do. I would imagine that the dirt they might have actually uncovered as during my college playing time I may have gotten a little boozed up and was a an accessory to one of my teammates possibly stealing a vehicle. in his defense he was also boozed, and 100% did it by mistake thinking it was the vehicle he rented. our coach was able to explain the situation away to the victim and it kind of went under the rug. now if it comes out here and now several years later I would have to say I would have to meet it head on and say that again it was just a bunch of college kids having a good time maybe having a little too much to drink looking for a their vehicle. an accident happened the vehicle looked exactly the one he rented he wasn't 100% familiar with the vehicle he thought the key didn't work so we slim Jim darway in an found another set of keys inside the vehicle and took it. it was an accident. kids being kids. No body got hurt and we immediately returned the vehicle. Code: 295
John Riggins lumbered into the post game interview room and took a seat, scanning over the array of faces in front of him with hands raised, almost ready to strike. He noticed a new reporter in the front who seemed to much more composed than the other journalists who were jeering and shouting his last name. Riggins pointed at the smug looking journalist, cleared his throat and said “First question”. He felt his body temperature drop as the reporter opened his mouth. “John, I have some information on you. From back in your college days- anything you would like to confess here tonight? I think you know what i'm going to say.” Riggin’s heart raced as he tried to keep his composure, leaning back in his seat in deep thought. Could it have been the PEDS? No, he thought, every single athlete was doing them at college. His strength coach was the one that offered him them. Maybe that one Frat party then, the one that ended up a night in Jail. It seemed unlikely however as it was just a minor drunk and disorderly charge. The reporters eyes flashed as a malicious smile appeared on his face. Weed? Underage drinking my freshman year? Our ex-coach's daughter? Riggins stood up from his seat, towering over the crowd and began to tell the reporter off, but the name the smiling man uttered sat him back down in shock.
“I know what you and Escanor Sama did” WC: 245
Adam Schell isn't a player with dirt, but in any public position, people are going to look for it! Maybe they'll try and say he really wants to be a QB because of his history at the position, maybe they'll look at his quick exit from Arizona and try to fenagle that into some kind of falling out and dark secret. But the truth is, Schell has worn his heart on his sleeve since he was old enough to wear sleeves (in other words, always). If someone did come up with some dirt on Schell, he'd probably ignore it first and see if it's even worth addressing. Sometimes hate is less powerful when it's simple ignored. But if things got to a point where it was affecting his family, team, or career, he'd address the issue quickly and bluntly. It's hard to have dirt on someone who doesn't care to admit a mistake or hold himself accountable, and that's just the way Schell has been since long before he came into this league. Maybe that makes him boring to some, but to those who see him as a role model, it should be a relief. We're not about to run into an Adam Schell scandal any time soon.
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