Albert Ruschmann is an individual with high morale fiber. Squeaky clean record, no questionable behavior, really just an all-around awesome guy. Or so everyone thinks. Recently, a reporter from the Midnight Star came forward and alluded to a bombshell story they are getting ready to publish surrounding one certain scandalous event involving Albert Ruschmann. But what could it be? Well, before you read the slander in the article, hear it first from the mouth of Albert himself.
In college, Albert Ruschmann was eating lunch at the dining hall. As he sat down, he noticed a tray at the same table filled with cookies and brownies. As a big guy with a big appetite, he devoured the entire tray and felt good doing it. About 10 minutes later, as Albert is finishing up his own tray, a group of school children, no older than 4th graders, comes up to the table with a tour guide. The tour guide motions to the tray before realizing that there is nothing but crumbs left. The children start to cry. Albert, slowly realizing what he's done, begins to get up. The tour guide is shooting daggers at him with her eyes. He leaves in shame. How this reporter found out about this story, he is not sure. But that is the truth and since then Albert has not had a single cookie or brownie.
In college, Albert Ruschmann was eating lunch at the dining hall. As he sat down, he noticed a tray at the same table filled with cookies and brownies. As a big guy with a big appetite, he devoured the entire tray and felt good doing it. About 10 minutes later, as Albert is finishing up his own tray, a group of school children, no older than 4th graders, comes up to the table with a tour guide. The tour guide motions to the tray before realizing that there is nothing but crumbs left. The children start to cry. Albert, slowly realizing what he's done, begins to get up. The tour guide is shooting daggers at him with her eyes. He leaves in shame. How this reporter found out about this story, he is not sure. But that is the truth and since then Albert has not had a single cookie or brownie.