The best bot in the league is WR Hands Solo. He spent most of the season in the top 10 WRs despite having a rookie QB, other players taking catches and TDs, and his team running a lot.
Hands Solo has shown poise, skill, and speed. Picked up a handful of TDs to add to this impressive yardage.
He is also a great locker room presence, never causing trouble, or complaining, or sulking, or speaking out of turn.
In the end he deserves to be recognized as a top player in the league, bot or not. No other bot is so cool, calm, and handsome.
There are others bots who try to replicate him, who try to be him, or try to catch as much as him. But even if they to catch him, and even if someone else wins, one thing will always be true ...
Since I am brand new to our locker room server, I'm still learning what all the bots do and how they are useful. But without a doubt, my absolute favourite bot, which happens to be incredibly useless, is the counting bot. From the moment I joined the server, I started joining the count, unsure of what exactly the point was or if I was doing it correctly. It's the perfect balance of being asynchronous with the team, yet being taken overly serious by everyone in the locker room. Just the thought of messing up the count on purpose brought about the watchdogs, shooting threats that far outweigh the crime. But still, the pride that comes with having a count over 15,000 is sheer bliss and cannot be overlooked. It is the source of our unity and the wellspring of our inclusion. All praise and glory be to the counting bot, whose simple job could not hold more importance to the well-being of every Grey Duck in Minnesota.