Jay Cue Jr. inherited a bunch of money from his uncle. Not that he died, he just did not need it anymore. This means that Junior here does not really have any problem with spending loads of money to enjoy the better things in life. And when i say that, i really mean it. He can very much spend a couple million one a couple nights out, so you can see where i am going with this.
And this happens with Cue making 3 million a year in Phoenix, Arizona, when he should be making a whole lot more. But why? He can't even spend every dime he has now even if he really tried it, so i guess it is better to save the Outlaws some cap to help bring some free agents and for some players to sign new contracts. One thing he just does not do is to literally burn money. That is just plain stupid. He would much rather spend it. (165 words)
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Morpheus is absolutely jacked to have a new contract with a cool 3mil in his pocket. First things first, Morpheus is buying season tickets to Inter London games to watch his favorite football (the international one!) player, K. Clamence. Morpheus enjoys giving back to the community, helping fund a variety of projects ranging from homes for the homeless, mental health clinics, subsidies for renewable energy, and refugee resettlement. But outside of these humanitarian needs, Morpheus does like to have a little fun with his money. First, Morpheus enjoys meeting with his brother, Orpheus, for quality beach vacations. Creating what they call, "super water," they buy the cheapest coconut rum they can and mix it with equal parts sprite. Filling a plastic liquid dispenser with a bottles worth of liquor, they take to the beach and slowly start on emptying their drink. By noon they take the dispenser to the ocean in a blow up raft and do not return to the beach until they finish the alcohol. Properly drunk, they swim back to the shore to enjoy a deep sleep on th beach. After donating money, Morpheus should be able to afford 4-5 day trips worth of super water. [OPTION]Height: 6'1"
[OPTION]Weight: 195 lbs.
[OPTION]Birthplace: Raleigh, NC
[OPTION]Number: 22
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[OPTION]Career Stats
[OPTION]G || Tck || TFL || FF/FR || Sck || Int || PD || TD
[OPTION]141 || 597 || 1 || 5/1 || 6 || 30 || 163 || 3
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[OPTION]Awards
[OPTION]S26 Defensive Player of the Year, S26 CB of the Year,
[OPTION]S23 Defensive Breakout Player, S23 Defensive Performance
[OPTION]Pro Bowls: S22, S26
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(This post was last modified: 03-07-2022, 11:29 AM by Timo. Edited 1 time in total.)
Being drafted in the second round by the Portland Pythons, Timo Gamble has now signed his first contract for any American team, and received his first paycheck. This means Gamble will head over to the casino and gamble his money away first of all go on a trip to see America, as this will be his new country of residence after having lived in Dublin for all of his youth. Excited to explore the country, Gamble has hired a classic VW transporter to tour in. Next to that, he is looking to buy an old Ford F150, because (a) its just an awesome truck and (b) to appear more American.
But Gamble has his priorities straight and does in fact go to the casino has set the majority of his money apart to finance his trainings and improve as a Safety. He has decided that the main priority is to attend all the weekly trainings and will make sure he has the money to do so, and any spare money will be used to buy the best possible equipment. 179 words
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As a progressive, future minded person, Max is an advocate of NO WAR. Knowing many Russians from his time playing DOTA as a kid, Max understands that this war is looked down upon by many Russians, especially those with family in Ukraine. Therefore Max has donated 1/4th of his contract to Ukraine in the form of renting airBNB suites in the western part of the country, in order to give money to those who may need it more. After doing his good deed for the year Max then spent the next 1/4th of his contract pay on Oil stocks and gamestop stonks. The pay in the DSFL isn't great, but Oil stocks will rise enough to pay for his cost of living, while his gamestop stonks will pay for his retirement (hopefully many years from now). Finally Max spent a good chunk of change on a house near the Tijuana stadium (which are much cheaper than they are in America) and wrapped up his spending on a 15 year bottle of aged scotch which he enjoys each night along with a quick snort of cocaine. A true man for all seasons.
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