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Congratulations to the Season 33 DSFL All-Pro Team!
QUARTERBACK
Live LaughLove (Unanimous Selection)
Key Stats: 4246 pass yards (2nd), 30 TDs (1st), 98.9 passer rating (1st), 7.39 ANY/A (1st)
For the second season in a row there was no argument who the top QB in the DSFL was. The signal-caller for the Luchadores had himself another fantastic year, where he either led or was second in every major category for Quarterbacks. There were some players who came close to matching LLL in different stats, but none had the mix of efficiency and volume to hang with him.
RUNNING BACK
KawaiI Bartok (Unanimous Selection)
Key Stats: 1756 rush yards (1st), 21 rush TD (1st), 4.45 YPC
Michaelangelo McTurtle
Key Stats: 1522 scrimmage yards (2nd), 13 scrimmage TD (2nd), 385 rec yards (1st)
It was clear from the get-go that Minnesota’s plan on offense was, “give the ball to Bartok.” With over 400 touches on the season, it’s amazing that his legs didn’t fall off! Usually when we see a RB get this sort of carry volume it ends with diminished efficiency, but Bartok bucked the trend by finishing with a respectable 4.45 YPC, still good enough for 6th best among RBs. Looking at the yards and touchdowns numbers, it was a foregone conclusion he would be on this list.
Heading into Season 33 one of the biggest questions south of the border was, “how can they replace the dynamic duo of Miracle Whip and CMCs Burner in the backfield?” Many wondered if a true rookie would be able to match their production and fill the do-it-all back that Tijuana has loved to have around. McTurtle showed he was up for the task, as he totalled over 1000 yards on the ground and also led all RBs with nearly 400 yards receiving, showing off natural ability as a receiver.
WIDE RECEIVER
Louis Blondin
Key Stats: 1437 receiving yards (3rd), 14 receiving TDs (1st), 101 receptions (2nd), 63.13% CtR
Darius Bailey
Key Stats: 1323 receiving yards (5th), 10 receiving TDs (2nd), 16.54 YPR
It should be no surprise to see the Royals rookie Blondin make this list after he just won DSFL WROTY. Looking at his overall numbers it’s easy to see how he made it to this spot. He was close to snagging the ever-elusive receiving triple crown, needing under 50 yards and 5 more catches to lead the league in catches, yards, and touchdowns. If he’s able to put up these numbers as a rookie, we all can’t wait to see what he does for a follow-up in Season 34!
Our other WR spot went to another rookie this season, the burner out of Tijauna, Darius Bailey. Playing opposite the long-time Luchadore #1, Dumais Wells, Bailey was able to draw single coverage this season and used his natural speed to take the top off of defenses, leading to a crazy yards per reception of 16.54!
TIGHT END
Herc Kirkby
Key Stats: 68.35% CtR (3rd), 630 receiving yards (3rd), 6 TDs (2nd), 30 pancakes (1st)
Virginia Emmett
Key Stats: 65 receptions (1st), 731 receiving yards (1st), 5 TDs (3rd)
Editor’s Note: It’s worth discussing why the reigning TEOTY, Molki Koivu, was left off this list. Due to his playing exclusively at WR, the Committee determined he should be viewed as a WR, in order to reward players who lined up at TE.
Our first Tight End on the team this season is the sure-handed Kirkby from Tijuana. Known most of his career as a blocker, Kirkby showed his versatility in Season 33, finishing in the top three among Tight Ends in catches, yards, and touchdowns. His blocking ability was ever apparent, still, as he helped Tijuana’s McTurtle post a 1,000 yard season on the ground.
At the other Tight End spot we have the precocious rookie from Kansas City, Virginia Emmet. From the day he stepped on the field with the Coyotes’ offense, it was made known he was going to be a focal point in their strategy. He led all Tight Ends with an impressive 65 receptions, just barely edging out Koivu’s 64, and finished second in yards. We expect to see a big sophomore season!
OFFENSIVE LINE
Mrs. “Stacks” McHits (Unanimous Selection)
Key Stats: 66 pancakes (2nd), 1 sack allowed
A Kicker (Unanimous Selection)
Key Stats: 76 pancakes (1st), 0 sacks allowed
Beeg Beeg Yoshi (Unanimous Selection)
Key Stats: 50 pancakes (4th), 0 sacks allowed, 0 penalties committed
If there was one spot that the Committee could find consensus on, it was which Offensive Linemen deserved recognition in Season 33, as all three of our selections made it by way of unanimous votes.
Up first is the mauler from Norfolk, Mrs. McHits, who played very true to her name this past season by laying out defenders 66 times. Her biggest flaw this season was that her love of flattening opposing players sometimes left her technique open, and she ended up allowing a single sack.
For the second season in a row, A Kicker was voted to the All-Pro Team. He followed up an impressive Season 32 campaign by leading the DSFL in pancakes in Season 33. He also did his part in keeping LLL clean and allowed zero sacks.
The final spot for OL this season went to the Beeg boy from Kansas City. While his pancake numbers might not jump off the page at you, Yoshi was one of only two players this season to post a clean year, allowing zero sacks and committing zero penalties.
DEFENSIVE TACKLE
Solace Avenger (Unanimous Selection)
Key Stats: 55 tackles, 5 TFL, 8 sacks, 1 safety
If you watched the awards stream, then it would be no surprise to hear that Avenger was the long active DT in the DSFL this past season, meaning that this spot was his by default. That, however, does a huge disservice to Solace and diminishes the season he had. His 8 sacks not only led all DTs, but was good enough for eighth-most in the DSFL. He was also one of only five players to register a safety on the year. His numbers would have stood up against competition in Season 32, when there was a much healthier amount of DTs in the pool. With the higher number of players he’ll have for competition this season, Avenger will be looking to prove that Season 33 was not a fluke.
DEFENSIVE END
Greg Strongjaw (Unanimous Selection)
Key Stats: 12 sacks (1st), 9 TFL (1st), 1 safety, 1 DTD
George Fantobens
Key Stats: 7 sacks (3rd), 5 TFL (3rd), 2 FF, 0 missed tackles (1st)
Chim Rickles
Key Stats: 9 sacks (2nd), 5 TFL, 5 FF (1st)
Editor’s note: With only one spot going to an active Defensive Tackle this season, we decided to open up another spot for a third Defensive End to keep the defensive line at four spots in total.
What a second year breakout for Greg Strongjaw from Kansas City. After a fair pedestrian rookie campaign, Strongjaw showed his hard work in the off-season wasn’t for naught, as he came back to lead the DSFL in sacks and all defensive linemen in tackles for loss. He also scored a touchdown for the Coyotes defense, a rarity to see from a Defensive End!
After a Season 32 campaign in which he made the All-Pro Team playing inside, George Fantobens moved back out to his natural position of DE and posted another season worthy of an All-Pro nod. The sack machine from south of the border posted another strong year, finishing in the top three for Defensive Ends in both sacks and tackles for loss. He also was one of the few players to not miss a single tackle!
Proving that good things come in twos, our last Defensive End this season also came from the Kansas City Coyotes, rookie Chim Rickles. Playing alongside Strongjaw, Rickles showed time and time again that offenses couldn’t just focus on one side of the formation, as he finished in the top 4 in the DSFL for sacks this past season, and was a big part why the Coyotes made it to the playoffs.
LINEBACKER
Nathan Claflin (Unanimous Selection)
Key Stats: 129 tackles (1st), 9 TFL, 9 sacks, 7 FF (1st), 98.47% tackle rate
Daron Arnold
Key Stats: 107 tackles, 11 TFL (2nd), 8 sacks, 57.53% CtA
Another season, another Linebacker of the Year award and unanimous All-Pro selection for the Seawolves’ Nathan Claflin. There really isn’t much more you can say about Claflin, who ended his DSFL career as one of the most-awarded defensive players in league history. He was the anchor for the Norfolk defense yet again this season, leading the DSFL in tackles and forced fumbles, as well as finishing in the top 5 for both TFLs and sacks. He only missed on two tackles all season, which with how often he was around the ball is nothing short of amazing.
Our other Linebacker spot this season went to the team that Claflin’s Seawolves played in the Ultimini, the Grey Ducks’ Daron Arnold. The second-year player out of Minnesota came back with a vengeance in Season 33, finishing second in the DSFL in TFLs, as well as getting to the Quarterback an impressive 8 times! He also showed his versatility this season, allowing only 57% of all passes in his direction to be completed, and getting his hands on 10 of them, leading all Linebackers.
CORNERBACK
Dragazor Blaze
Key Stats: 60.38% CtA, 4 FF/2FR, 5 INTs, 21 PDs, 1 DTD
Russet Buster
Key Stats: 62.24% CtA, 3 FF/2FR, 4 INTs, 25 PDs, 1 DTD
Our first Cornerback on the team this season played well enough to garner a Cornerback of the Year award in Season 33, the Seawolves’ Dragazor Blaze. Blaze was much more of a do-it-all type player for Norfolk this season, intercepting 5 passes, forcing 4 fumbles, and only allowing 60% of the passes his way to be completed. Having him holding down an entire area of the field was a big season Norfolk won another Ultimini this past year.
The second Cornerback on the team is not only a rookie, but also the only player to not have arms! Russet Buster, the little potato that could, put in a great season for the Coyotes, knocking down 25 passes, intercepting four, and scoring a touchdown to boot!
SAFETY
Talen Farrens (Unanimous Selection)
Key Stats: 5 FF (1st among safeties) 3 INT (T-2nd among safeties) 0 penalties
The S32 safety of the year continued to play at an elite level going into his sophomore season, while not as disruptive in the backfield as his rookie season Farrens gave great support to a leaky Tijuana secondary by making impact plays. With 5 forced fumbles, and 3 interceptions Farrens ensured that there was always a safety blanket in Tijuana. No penalties ensured he was playing clean along with a touchdown to cap it all off!
Cross-Ericksen
Key Stats: 4int (T-1st among safeties) 3FF (T-3rd among safeties) 13 PDs (1st among safeties)
Cross-Ericksen was a playmaker for the Gray Ducks this past season and was a big reason they made it to the ultimini! Ericksen made plays in both the passing game and getting after the quarterback with 3 sacks on top of their amazing disruptions to the passing game, I don’t think I mentioned but on top of all this they had a touchdown too! What a season!
KICKER
Double Doink
Key Stats: 2/2 50+ yarders made, 83.9 FG% (1st) 29/30 XP
Double Doink is a great name for a kicker, but does not describe their season at all! One of the league's elite kickers, and only one of two to make more than 80% of their kicks! While they had some struggles from the 40 yard range, those are not give me kicks in the DSFL and being perfect from 50 while also making easier kicks gives Doink the All-Pro spot!
PUNTER
Theo Lariat
Key Stats: 43.28% inside 20 (1st), 44.1 Average (1st)
You know how sometimes you get a really cool punter, one of the most underrated positions but you just fall in love with them cause they’re so cool? That’s Lariat, with a swagger in his step he brings that to the punting game, despite being middle of the pack in punt attempts Lariat made the most of their time on the field. Pinning opponents deep, when they didn’t get them inside the 20 they were still flipping the field with the highest average yards per punt. But for the most part you were going back to within your own 20!
RETURNER
Dumais Wells
Key Stats: 21.1 KR AVG (4th) , 10 PR AVG (1st)
It’s not often you see a returner without a touchdown make the returner spot, and as we only had one this season Wells was an elite returner on the season with the volume to boot. 21.1 yards is within .2 yards of the top spot for those with more than 10 returns, and 10 yards on punts with 27 returns shows that Wells was looking to score anytime the ball was in his hand. Despite not scoring Wells was far and away the best returner in the league.
Season 32 DSFL All-Pro Team
QB: Live LaughLove - TIJ*
RB: Kawaii Bartok - MIN*
RB: Michelangelo McTurtle - TIJ
WR: Louis Blondin - LON*
WR: Darius Bailey - TIJ
WR: Molki Koivu - POR
TE: Herc Kirkby - TIJ
TE: Virginia Emmett - KCC
OL: Mrs. “Stacks” McHits - NOR*
OL: A Kicker - TIJ*
OL: Beeg Beeg Yoshi - KCC*
DT: Solace Avenger - DAL*
DE: Greg Strongjaw - KCC*
DE: George Fantobens - TIJ
DE: Chim Rickles - KCC
LB: Nathan Claflin - NOR*
LB: Daron Arnold - MIN
CB: Dragazor Blaze - NOR
CB: Russet Buster - KCC
S: Talen Farrens - TIJ*
S: Cross-Ericksen - MIN
K: Double Doink - DAL
P: Theo Lariat - MIN
Ret: Dumais Wells - TIJ
* Denotes Unanimous Selection
OTHER PLAYERS RECEIVING VOTES
RB Zane Cold; RB Rumble Ronson; RB Marvin Toledo; WR Malcador the Hero; WR DeAndre King; WR Toucan Sam; DE Able Archer; DE Nathan Explosion; LB Mason Jones; LB Sam Sung; LB Ganyu; LB Spot Robodog; CB Cuttino Mobley; CB Dax Dangerfield; S Titus Samson; K Theo Lariat; P Double Doink; RET Marvin Toledo; RET Louis Blondin
Summary by Team
- 8
- 5
- 4
- 3
- 2
- 1
- 1
- 0
Once again, thank you so much for taking the time to read this piece! This is purely a passion project by a small group of us that want to showcase the talent in the DSFL, and it means a lot to us to know that you all enjoy it!
For all of you that were voted to the team, you can find a special edition Season 33 DSFL All-Pro sig for your use at the following link: S33 DSFL AP Sigs Imgur
If you have any interest in joining the DSFL All-Pro Voting team, please reach out to @”Pat” , @”kotasa” , or @”ReverendOReilly”.
Grader, please split payout the following way:
@Kotasa - 35%
@Pat - 40%
@Dp-420 - 5%
@Faded - 5%
@g2019 - 5%
@Greenbaynathan - 5%
@ReverendOReily - 5%
QUARTERBACK
Live LaughLove (Unanimous Selection)
Key Stats: 4246 pass yards (2nd), 30 TDs (1st), 98.9 passer rating (1st), 7.39 ANY/A (1st)
For the second season in a row there was no argument who the top QB in the DSFL was. The signal-caller for the Luchadores had himself another fantastic year, where he either led or was second in every major category for Quarterbacks. There were some players who came close to matching LLL in different stats, but none had the mix of efficiency and volume to hang with him.
RUNNING BACK
KawaiI Bartok (Unanimous Selection)
Key Stats: 1756 rush yards (1st), 21 rush TD (1st), 4.45 YPC
Michaelangelo McTurtle
Key Stats: 1522 scrimmage yards (2nd), 13 scrimmage TD (2nd), 385 rec yards (1st)
It was clear from the get-go that Minnesota’s plan on offense was, “give the ball to Bartok.” With over 400 touches on the season, it’s amazing that his legs didn’t fall off! Usually when we see a RB get this sort of carry volume it ends with diminished efficiency, but Bartok bucked the trend by finishing with a respectable 4.45 YPC, still good enough for 6th best among RBs. Looking at the yards and touchdowns numbers, it was a foregone conclusion he would be on this list.
Heading into Season 33 one of the biggest questions south of the border was, “how can they replace the dynamic duo of Miracle Whip and CMCs Burner in the backfield?” Many wondered if a true rookie would be able to match their production and fill the do-it-all back that Tijuana has loved to have around. McTurtle showed he was up for the task, as he totalled over 1000 yards on the ground and also led all RBs with nearly 400 yards receiving, showing off natural ability as a receiver.
WIDE RECEIVER
Louis Blondin
Key Stats: 1437 receiving yards (3rd), 14 receiving TDs (1st), 101 receptions (2nd), 63.13% CtR
Darius Bailey
Key Stats: 1323 receiving yards (5th), 10 receiving TDs (2nd), 16.54 YPR
It should be no surprise to see the Royals rookie Blondin make this list after he just won DSFL WROTY. Looking at his overall numbers it’s easy to see how he made it to this spot. He was close to snagging the ever-elusive receiving triple crown, needing under 50 yards and 5 more catches to lead the league in catches, yards, and touchdowns. If he’s able to put up these numbers as a rookie, we all can’t wait to see what he does for a follow-up in Season 34!
Our other WR spot went to another rookie this season, the burner out of Tijauna, Darius Bailey. Playing opposite the long-time Luchadore #1, Dumais Wells, Bailey was able to draw single coverage this season and used his natural speed to take the top off of defenses, leading to a crazy yards per reception of 16.54!
TIGHT END
Herc Kirkby
Key Stats: 68.35% CtR (3rd), 630 receiving yards (3rd), 6 TDs (2nd), 30 pancakes (1st)
Virginia Emmett
Key Stats: 65 receptions (1st), 731 receiving yards (1st), 5 TDs (3rd)
Editor’s Note: It’s worth discussing why the reigning TEOTY, Molki Koivu, was left off this list. Due to his playing exclusively at WR, the Committee determined he should be viewed as a WR, in order to reward players who lined up at TE.
Our first Tight End on the team this season is the sure-handed Kirkby from Tijuana. Known most of his career as a blocker, Kirkby showed his versatility in Season 33, finishing in the top three among Tight Ends in catches, yards, and touchdowns. His blocking ability was ever apparent, still, as he helped Tijuana’s McTurtle post a 1,000 yard season on the ground.
At the other Tight End spot we have the precocious rookie from Kansas City, Virginia Emmet. From the day he stepped on the field with the Coyotes’ offense, it was made known he was going to be a focal point in their strategy. He led all Tight Ends with an impressive 65 receptions, just barely edging out Koivu’s 64, and finished second in yards. We expect to see a big sophomore season!
OFFENSIVE LINE
Mrs. “Stacks” McHits (Unanimous Selection)
Key Stats: 66 pancakes (2nd), 1 sack allowed
A Kicker (Unanimous Selection)
Key Stats: 76 pancakes (1st), 0 sacks allowed
Beeg Beeg Yoshi (Unanimous Selection)
Key Stats: 50 pancakes (4th), 0 sacks allowed, 0 penalties committed
If there was one spot that the Committee could find consensus on, it was which Offensive Linemen deserved recognition in Season 33, as all three of our selections made it by way of unanimous votes.
Up first is the mauler from Norfolk, Mrs. McHits, who played very true to her name this past season by laying out defenders 66 times. Her biggest flaw this season was that her love of flattening opposing players sometimes left her technique open, and she ended up allowing a single sack.
For the second season in a row, A Kicker was voted to the All-Pro Team. He followed up an impressive Season 32 campaign by leading the DSFL in pancakes in Season 33. He also did his part in keeping LLL clean and allowed zero sacks.
The final spot for OL this season went to the Beeg boy from Kansas City. While his pancake numbers might not jump off the page at you, Yoshi was one of only two players this season to post a clean year, allowing zero sacks and committing zero penalties.
DEFENSIVE TACKLE
Solace Avenger (Unanimous Selection)
Key Stats: 55 tackles, 5 TFL, 8 sacks, 1 safety
If you watched the awards stream, then it would be no surprise to hear that Avenger was the long active DT in the DSFL this past season, meaning that this spot was his by default. That, however, does a huge disservice to Solace and diminishes the season he had. His 8 sacks not only led all DTs, but was good enough for eighth-most in the DSFL. He was also one of only five players to register a safety on the year. His numbers would have stood up against competition in Season 32, when there was a much healthier amount of DTs in the pool. With the higher number of players he’ll have for competition this season, Avenger will be looking to prove that Season 33 was not a fluke.
DEFENSIVE END
Greg Strongjaw (Unanimous Selection)
Key Stats: 12 sacks (1st), 9 TFL (1st), 1 safety, 1 DTD
George Fantobens
Key Stats: 7 sacks (3rd), 5 TFL (3rd), 2 FF, 0 missed tackles (1st)
Chim Rickles
Key Stats: 9 sacks (2nd), 5 TFL, 5 FF (1st)
Editor’s note: With only one spot going to an active Defensive Tackle this season, we decided to open up another spot for a third Defensive End to keep the defensive line at four spots in total.
What a second year breakout for Greg Strongjaw from Kansas City. After a fair pedestrian rookie campaign, Strongjaw showed his hard work in the off-season wasn’t for naught, as he came back to lead the DSFL in sacks and all defensive linemen in tackles for loss. He also scored a touchdown for the Coyotes defense, a rarity to see from a Defensive End!
After a Season 32 campaign in which he made the All-Pro Team playing inside, George Fantobens moved back out to his natural position of DE and posted another season worthy of an All-Pro nod. The sack machine from south of the border posted another strong year, finishing in the top three for Defensive Ends in both sacks and tackles for loss. He also was one of the few players to not miss a single tackle!
Proving that good things come in twos, our last Defensive End this season also came from the Kansas City Coyotes, rookie Chim Rickles. Playing alongside Strongjaw, Rickles showed time and time again that offenses couldn’t just focus on one side of the formation, as he finished in the top 4 in the DSFL for sacks this past season, and was a big part why the Coyotes made it to the playoffs.
LINEBACKER
Nathan Claflin (Unanimous Selection)
Key Stats: 129 tackles (1st), 9 TFL, 9 sacks, 7 FF (1st), 98.47% tackle rate
Daron Arnold
Key Stats: 107 tackles, 11 TFL (2nd), 8 sacks, 57.53% CtA
Another season, another Linebacker of the Year award and unanimous All-Pro selection for the Seawolves’ Nathan Claflin. There really isn’t much more you can say about Claflin, who ended his DSFL career as one of the most-awarded defensive players in league history. He was the anchor for the Norfolk defense yet again this season, leading the DSFL in tackles and forced fumbles, as well as finishing in the top 5 for both TFLs and sacks. He only missed on two tackles all season, which with how often he was around the ball is nothing short of amazing.
Our other Linebacker spot this season went to the team that Claflin’s Seawolves played in the Ultimini, the Grey Ducks’ Daron Arnold. The second-year player out of Minnesota came back with a vengeance in Season 33, finishing second in the DSFL in TFLs, as well as getting to the Quarterback an impressive 8 times! He also showed his versatility this season, allowing only 57% of all passes in his direction to be completed, and getting his hands on 10 of them, leading all Linebackers.
CORNERBACK
Dragazor Blaze
Key Stats: 60.38% CtA, 4 FF/2FR, 5 INTs, 21 PDs, 1 DTD
Russet Buster
Key Stats: 62.24% CtA, 3 FF/2FR, 4 INTs, 25 PDs, 1 DTD
Our first Cornerback on the team this season played well enough to garner a Cornerback of the Year award in Season 33, the Seawolves’ Dragazor Blaze. Blaze was much more of a do-it-all type player for Norfolk this season, intercepting 5 passes, forcing 4 fumbles, and only allowing 60% of the passes his way to be completed. Having him holding down an entire area of the field was a big season Norfolk won another Ultimini this past year.
The second Cornerback on the team is not only a rookie, but also the only player to not have arms! Russet Buster, the little potato that could, put in a great season for the Coyotes, knocking down 25 passes, intercepting four, and scoring a touchdown to boot!
SAFETY
Talen Farrens (Unanimous Selection)
Key Stats: 5 FF (1st among safeties) 3 INT (T-2nd among safeties) 0 penalties
The S32 safety of the year continued to play at an elite level going into his sophomore season, while not as disruptive in the backfield as his rookie season Farrens gave great support to a leaky Tijuana secondary by making impact plays. With 5 forced fumbles, and 3 interceptions Farrens ensured that there was always a safety blanket in Tijuana. No penalties ensured he was playing clean along with a touchdown to cap it all off!
Cross-Ericksen
Key Stats: 4int (T-1st among safeties) 3FF (T-3rd among safeties) 13 PDs (1st among safeties)
Cross-Ericksen was a playmaker for the Gray Ducks this past season and was a big reason they made it to the ultimini! Ericksen made plays in both the passing game and getting after the quarterback with 3 sacks on top of their amazing disruptions to the passing game, I don’t think I mentioned but on top of all this they had a touchdown too! What a season!
KICKER
Double Doink
Key Stats: 2/2 50+ yarders made, 83.9 FG% (1st) 29/30 XP
Double Doink is a great name for a kicker, but does not describe their season at all! One of the league's elite kickers, and only one of two to make more than 80% of their kicks! While they had some struggles from the 40 yard range, those are not give me kicks in the DSFL and being perfect from 50 while also making easier kicks gives Doink the All-Pro spot!
PUNTER
Theo Lariat
Key Stats: 43.28% inside 20 (1st), 44.1 Average (1st)
You know how sometimes you get a really cool punter, one of the most underrated positions but you just fall in love with them cause they’re so cool? That’s Lariat, with a swagger in his step he brings that to the punting game, despite being middle of the pack in punt attempts Lariat made the most of their time on the field. Pinning opponents deep, when they didn’t get them inside the 20 they were still flipping the field with the highest average yards per punt. But for the most part you were going back to within your own 20!
RETURNER
Dumais Wells
Key Stats: 21.1 KR AVG (4th) , 10 PR AVG (1st)
It’s not often you see a returner without a touchdown make the returner spot, and as we only had one this season Wells was an elite returner on the season with the volume to boot. 21.1 yards is within .2 yards of the top spot for those with more than 10 returns, and 10 yards on punts with 27 returns shows that Wells was looking to score anytime the ball was in his hand. Despite not scoring Wells was far and away the best returner in the league.
Season 32 DSFL All-Pro Team
QB: Live LaughLove - TIJ*
RB: Kawaii Bartok - MIN*
RB: Michelangelo McTurtle - TIJ
WR: Louis Blondin - LON*
WR: Darius Bailey - TIJ
WR: Molki Koivu - POR
TE: Herc Kirkby - TIJ
TE: Virginia Emmett - KCC
OL: Mrs. “Stacks” McHits - NOR*
OL: A Kicker - TIJ*
OL: Beeg Beeg Yoshi - KCC*
DT: Solace Avenger - DAL*
DE: Greg Strongjaw - KCC*
DE: George Fantobens - TIJ
DE: Chim Rickles - KCC
LB: Nathan Claflin - NOR*
LB: Daron Arnold - MIN
CB: Dragazor Blaze - NOR
CB: Russet Buster - KCC
S: Talen Farrens - TIJ*
S: Cross-Ericksen - MIN
K: Double Doink - DAL
P: Theo Lariat - MIN
Ret: Dumais Wells - TIJ
* Denotes Unanimous Selection
OTHER PLAYERS RECEIVING VOTES
RB Zane Cold; RB Rumble Ronson; RB Marvin Toledo; WR Malcador the Hero; WR DeAndre King; WR Toucan Sam; DE Able Archer; DE Nathan Explosion; LB Mason Jones; LB Sam Sung; LB Ganyu; LB Spot Robodog; CB Cuttino Mobley; CB Dax Dangerfield; S Titus Samson; K Theo Lariat; P Double Doink; RET Marvin Toledo; RET Louis Blondin
Summary by Team
- 8
- 5
- 4
- 3
- 2
- 1
- 1
- 0
Once again, thank you so much for taking the time to read this piece! This is purely a passion project by a small group of us that want to showcase the talent in the DSFL, and it means a lot to us to know that you all enjoy it!
For all of you that were voted to the team, you can find a special edition Season 33 DSFL All-Pro sig for your use at the following link: S33 DSFL AP Sigs Imgur
If you have any interest in joining the DSFL All-Pro Voting team, please reach out to @”Pat” , @”kotasa” , or @”ReverendOReilly”.
Grader, please split payout the following way:
@Kotasa - 35%
@Pat - 40%
@Dp-420 - 5%
@Faded - 5%
@g2019 - 5%
@Greenbaynathan - 5%
@ReverendOReily - 5%