SHL Affiliate PT username:Muerto
2x DSFL TEotY with Tijuana Luchadores.
I do not know that I have any money to spend, since I am new, literally born just hours ago. But the first money that I get, I am going to be spending it on training equipment and professionals, so that I can get as fast as possible. I am a vegetable carried by a duck, so I am going to need a lot of work. Do you think the league will let the bird that carries me onto the field as well? Or will I need to earn a ridiculous amount of money so that I can afford a sort of bionic surgery, in some grotesque homage to Pickle Rick? If I have to compete in my God-given form, then I may need to pay for some performance enhancing Miracle-Gro or something, because there is not a snowball's chance in hell that I survive the first contact with a 200+ pound linebacker. Any leftover money I have will be spent on nutrients for my home pot, I might pay off my parents' mortgage. If the money is right, maybe a trust fund is in order to set up my children.
$6,000,000 Big Ones; Johnny Delusional's first year's contract; with never having anything close to that amount of money ever in life, it's time to spend it... or is it? First off, you aren't going to get any more checks if you don't do what you can to succeed in the DSFL and soon enough the ISFL. Over one million of the four million dollar contract will go towards personal training and a head chef to help stay in shape and be the most healthy and best player that can be early in their career. Another million will be used toward relocating to Tijuana, personal finance help, and personal security to make sure we hold on to the rest of that money. The last big chunk of change that is being used right away is the personal fun funds, whether that be on entertainment or cars. It's there for fun, why not enjoy yourself for your hard work! The remaining cash is there for emergencies, and to build off of the upcoming seasons.
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Lane is gonna be returning to the DSFL for a third season after being cut from the Wraiths in the off-season. Lane got payed 4M this year and looks to move out of his apartment in Minnesota. He will be moving to Duluth later this fall and is hoping to have his new fiance move in with him. Frost is also gonna be putting some money towards the wedding. He is scheduled to get married right after the season ends in The Quack Shack with all of his team being his best men. His wife, Aurora, has always been a fan of the Grey Ducks and she threw the idea out there. The wedding is also open to fans if they want to sit in the stadium seats. It is said that they will be more than the price of normal tickets and all the money will be donated to a local charity.
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Deshawn Penne has a finer taste for food than your average football player considering the history of his parents and what his career path would have been had he not been so athletically gifted. That said it is a guarantee that each season when the pay check hits he will be taking trips to the finest restaurants in San Jose. This is a combination of experiencing the best cuisine that the city he calls home has to offer and treating his loved ones that helped him reach the pinnacle he is at today. After getting that out of the way, he will set aside quite a bit of his paychecks for investments in local businesses that can both improve his community and set him up for financial success long-term. Penne is not living a lavish lifestyle just yet as he is still close to league minimum but give him a few years and a new contract and this answer might be quite different.
Bruce Buckley is getting towards the end of his career which means a few things regards to his big purchases as well as new contract day.
1 – Not as much money. Bruce isn’t as good as he used to be, the days of 5 Million dollar deposits are long gone. In fact, this season Bruce Buckley is only earning a tenth of his glory days, picking up 500k into his bank account this week. 2 – Not as many big purchases. Bruce has learnt to be smart with his money throughout his career and has given up spending his contract on the new sports car or designer clothes. He also already owns the car and house so that wasn’t needed this season. What he did this time was put the money away for his future into savings bonds and stocks for his future. 3 – Body Health. As noted, Bruce Buckley is towards the end of his career and will be forced to retire at the end of the season. Due to the longevity of his career so far, Bruce needs to put extra time and resources into ensuring his body stays healthy for this season and his post-retirement future.
Whenever I get paid in my contract, I always find it difficult to figure out what I should spend it on. Spicy Ron is my first character, but despite attempts to max earn, the one thing I have yet to consistently make work is my equipment purchases. I simply have yet to earn enough to buy tier 6 equipment and still have enough for weekly trainings. It can be quite difficult to decide whether or not I wanna save my money and keep Spicy Ron as a solid earner and save my money to make a run at my next character. But I'm only on my 4th season, so I've got plenty of time left before I need to start thinking about my next character. Overall I just wanna make sure my character can make a big impact for my team. I'm not sure if he'll make the HOF this time around. But I want to get one character there some day for sure.
It happens every year, a young rookie gets paid and blows it all on nice cars or clubs. Not this rookie, he takes his paycheck cashes it, and walks around the village he's from helping those who are less fortunate with their own payday. See Ryland was once like them, he grew up homeless mother was an addict and his father wasn't there. He knew he was meant for more and decided the DSFL was his place to become a legend. Once he was payed and was able to help those who were in the same situation he was in all those years ago he did. He saved some of the money for training and the normal costs of living but all of the excesses go to those who are less fortunate. See helping is his way of growing his fame. A legend grows in the shadows, hiding from the light, name only spoken in whispers. Until they are ready to step up, claim their rightful spot, and step into the light. All Hail Jarl Ryland.
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