(S34) PT 1 - Cash Money

**Hordle** · 03-13-2022, 12:37 PM

Like any reasonable person that gets their first big sports money contract. Torch takes care of his family. Of course the Swantavius clan is well known for their tight knit family. But with the amount of wealth that's been spread around, I'm sure people are confused at what the family could possibly need to be taken care of. But family isn't just blood. Torch has friends that have been with him since the beginning and have done right by him. So making sure they're set up is a big priority for him.

But aside from that, one of the greatest things you could do is an investment. Passively generated income is the best income after all and everyone needs a fall back plan just incase. So Torch decided to buy one of the most well known and loved franchises in all of America. The old breakfast dinner no other choice on the map. Good enough when you have nothing else to choose from Denny's. Torch believes there's money to be made in them syrup mines and by god he'll find it.

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LordEscanor · 03-13-2022, 04:06 PM

It’s a new season in the International Simulation Football League, which means that I just got paid big time, baby! Now I get to live lavishly and show off all that cash in a fancy way, right?

Well actually, no. You see, Escanor Sama doesn’t need to live that flaunty lifestyle. One million dollars alone could last me for years. I make multiple millions of dollars. Why would I blow it all? If you’ve kept up with me recently, you’ll know I signed a contract extension with the Philadelphia Liberty. As I’m quickly becoming a superstar in this league, I could have easily waited for my value to skyrocket. But I didn’t. A few million a year is much more than enough to live.

I still wear American Eagle jeans. I wear Nike joggers. I wear anime t-shirts and Jordans. I have a very nice house in a wonderful neighborhood. I live like a normal person, and have no wants or needs. And as long as I'm smart with my money, my family will be set for generations.

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BRNXB0MBERS · 03-13-2022, 04:16 PM

Let’s gamble. Why make a big purchase that be only goin' t' go down in value? Nobody cares about yer Lambo or Ferrari. Who cares about investin' yer doubloons? 401k? IRA? Get out o' here. Here’s wha' ye do. Ye go t' Vegas 'n put it all on black. Double yer doubloons. Double it again. Double it again. Lose it. Start livin' on the streets 'n chargin' tourists doubloons t' tackle thar scallywags. Carry a football around wit' ye so ye 'ave somewhere t' use the head. Get arrested so many times that the police know ye by yer first name. Meet a drunk billionaire in the drunk tank. Become best scallywags. Hornswaggle 'im out o' a few million doubloons. Disappear. Send 'im anonymous postcards from New Mexico. Then Mexico. Then Arizona. Show up fer trainin' camp at the Outlaws facility like naught interestin' happened o'er the offseason. If anyone asks, jus' say “Straight doubloons, scallywag”.

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