I can't believe those fools signed me to a contract. I only continue this football career as a way to fund my evil ways. The first thing I did was sign a five year lease on an abandoned factory on the less than perfect side of town. Now what will I do with this abandoned factory? I will of course stock it full of weapons to utilize in my evil schemes. I've also started to compile a number of chemicals and machines to help me in my experiments. The first experiment planned is to developing a robot that will hack it's way into other player's twitter accounts and post alarming tweets. This will cause them to be canceled in the public eye and hopefully terminated from the league. This will allow me to move up into the ISFL faster and gain even more money to help further my plans. The world will rue the day Barry Badman was handed his first football contract!
Carter Knight got a fairly major pay raise recently, going from 1 million to 3 million dollars per year. While many say that this may have been a poor use of monetary resources considering Carter Knight was a middle of the pack QB, I disagree, as Carter Knight is a very young QB with a lot of potential in the ISFL. With the 3 million, Carter Knight has decided to take a risky option. Unlike in the NFL, in the ISFL players can bet on any game they so choose, including their own. So, Carter Knight has spent his money investing it into the Casino, with the high hope that he will make money. Historically, Carter has been superb at using the Casino, as last season alone he went from 2 million at one point all the way up to 150 million in the bank account! May he have been money laundering, yes, but thats an unnecessary addition to be added. The point is, Carter Knight is an intelligent player, and should receive a great return on just a 3 million dollar investment.
Another season is here, and another contract payday has hit Harrison Andrew's bank account. This time it's different though. Way different. Over the past offseason, Harrison Andrews career team, the Sarasota Sailfish, acquired a big time free agent CB in Raeni Clarke. This was the beginning of a chain of events that would involve Andrews announcing his intent to retire following Season 34 and his eventual trade to the San Jose Sabercats. While the pay check came in at the same time as usual, the signature at the bottom was different for the first time in Andrew's career. How would he be spending that money though? Well, with retirement on the horizon, Andrews has been putting more money aside for post-football career. Andrews has as interest in business ownership and investments, so he plans to take the money he has set aside over the years and use it on investments in startups that catch his attention.
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Ganyu has never really been someone to care much for materialistic objects. Seeing as how much of her life has been spent outdoors and her diet has always been vegetarian, she's happily lived a very peaceful and humble life. However, she's never had millions of dollars to spend before, so as one can imagine, this provides a lot of new options that were never once present to her before. After researching for quite sometime the best thing to do with her money, she ended up using a good majority of it to create her own Foundation that would grant scholarships to students to continue their education at a higher level if they were not able to do so themselves. It might seem trivial in a way compared to all the things you can do with so much money, but it can be a very life changing thing to be able to have your college education paid for, and something that can save potentially years and years of stress from ever occurring.
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The Oles family has pretty much everything you could ever want, ridiculous lego sculptures, a weird boat that really doesn't count as a boat, a gold plated shower and just everything you can ask for. But sometimes you just gotta find the most outlandish thing you can to add to your collection of weird and useless crap when you got the money to burn. That's why Kazimir Oles JR spent the time looking for a full size replica of the trojan horse of myth, since it was never a real thing. Yes, an actual, full size (about) recreation of a giant horse was the object that the young QB for the Butchers sought so hard this offseason in his free time. The cost was not cheap, especially as lumber skyrocketed recently, but eventually this trojan horse was created, and who knows what his plans are for it but his fellow Butchers may need to be on the lookout this season.
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It is now the start of the new season which means Jackson Kingston has another fresh season of contract money in the bank account. However, he needs some help in deciding what to decide to spend it all on, so Jackson Kingston decided to have an instagram survey to let all his fans determine what he would spend his money on. There were lots of responses and some of them were more responsible as some people called for him to invest money in the housing market or potentially the stock market to earn passive income, setting himself up nicely in the future. Other responses suggested that he get lots of NFTs or trading cards or buy lots of cryptocurrency, all of which seem like interesting options to Kingston. However, he ended up doing the responsible thing in the end by buying new equipment for the new season and buying more weekly training to continue improving his build.
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