(S34) PT 2 - Fundamental Foundations

[Swanty]

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The Portland Pythons really spoil us minor-leaguers with some nice facilities. The 102,000 square foot facility has all the bells and whistles you could ask for. Of course, the flagship items are the strength and conditioning areas, with nothing lacking that a player in training could ever ask for. But outside of that, it’s all the little things that make life more comfortable and make it desirable to spend long hours at the facility. First off, the cafeteria. This ain’t no college mess hall with junk food for cheap that makes you bloated. No, they feed us right. Meat, veggies, fresh fruit, it’s like carnivore Tom Brady bankrolled the place.

Now for the good stuff. They got us a freaking barbershop. How awesome is that? No more rushing out of the weight room to catch your hair appointment before game day. They got us clean and fresh whenever we need it. No more scrubs, and no more sweaty hair in your eyes.

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[Dagumpa]

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[AL_GRINGO]

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[CementHands]

Well the one thing that is immediately stand out about the Otter’s stadium is the see through pipes that go around the stadium and fans can watch otters play and hang out during the game. A similar field feature to this one can be found in Honolulu where they have their submerged stadium, where you can watch all kinds of sea life through the glass barriers.
Many people have attempted to count a true number of otters, but Orange County is keeping the true number under wraps in an attempt to prevent mascot theft, which is very popular among the college crowd. Thoughts are that there are at least 400 Otters living in the facility at any time. The waste water is pumped to Hollywood as it has been found to be quite the decent fertilizer.
Aside from the obvious otter themed thing that they have going on, Orange County also offers a brand new, state of the art sewer system, full of sleeping areas, pizzeria, and a gym. This may seem like an odd addition, but due to a few sewer dwelling members of the team, the Otters organization splurged in an attempt to make them feel at home

[Dextaria]

The Honolulu Hahalua field and stadium is definitely one to be admired. It varies quite a bit from your typical stadium due to the extensive hot season in Hawaii. As a result, there's a shaded roofing even over the field to allow sunlight to enter, heat to escape, but also provides some shade to the players. Furthermore, as you may have expected, the locker room and fan zones are littered with air conditioning and the coldest of cold ice drinks, providing some relief for everyone. For the players in particular, there's a massive ice bath tub in the back for players to relax after practices and games. As for the decor, the stadium and field is very bright to match the Hahalua colours that certainly standout amongst the rest of the teams. The stadium is decorated with Hawaiian flowers and paintings on the walls to invoke a magical experience for fans and visitors. Lastly, there's the fun zone where fans can enjoy mini games at an arcade as well as learning about animals of the region. Overall, the Hahalua have a beautiful place to play.

[Aleris]

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[KelsBells]

[StadiumGambler]

Sarasota, like every other team in the ISFL, has outdoor practice facilities despite the fact that every single game in the league these days seems to be played in a dome. The outdoor facilities are designed to improve toughness, having players practise in the frequent Florida storms, and making them miserable to build character. The players union would complain about these conditions, particularly in rainy Sarasota and abominably cold Yellowknife, but they're too busy shooting up fresh syringes of TPE to muster up legal challenges.

The indoor practice facilities for Sarasota are better though, as the team has nice colour-themed workout equipment, high-class trainers who can give a massage without instantly killing the patient, experimental medical nanotech capable of instantly healing injuries (and creating offensive linemen bots.) and recreation rooms for relaxation. Sarasota's workout facilities are also undergoing a planned $5 million upgrade soon based on a sponsorship from Frost-chan Constructions Inc., who plan to create a facility solely for Leg Day-based workouts.

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