(S34) PT 2 - Fundamental Foundations

[teddyoojo]

I mean, I play for the yellowknife wraiths which kinda means that our goddamn facility is also in god forsaken yellowknife. Which means our facilities are basically a rotten shack with holes in the walls like anyone would expect from such a tiny ass back country village. According to league sources, this is the way its supposed to be. Its to intimidate and piss of any visiting teams. Do you remember washington having shitty as benches so teams flew in their own benches? its kinda like that but times x1000 in yellowknife. Teams have to fly in their own port a pottys because theres no running water in the yellowknife facilities. The guest team even has to bring their own heating, which is pretty neccessary in cold ass canada. According to legend, the lack of running water was an intentional design choice by yellowknife wraith founder Ubers ux, because grown ass man can just wash themselves in the freezing river behind the stadium.

[Kyamprac]

Austin's team facilities include a lot of the traditional things you'd likely see for other teams. There's a multipurpose indoor practice facility with a full size practice field adjacent to outdoor fields and training spaces. The team also has access to a spacious and welcoming locker room that's equipped with practical features like equipment storage, various audio visual equipment, and comfortable benches for the players. Besides that, there's also state of the art facilities for strength training, team medicine, and other spaces critical for ensuring players have everything they need to stay healthy and succeed.

What might be more unique to the team are some of the spaces set aside for player lounging and recreation. Austin players have access to an exclusive team brewery (currently named after Hamish MacAndrews, a veteran of the team), a game lounge heavily equipped for both tabletop and video games, and a theatre that screens new films on a weekly basis (and can also be used to comfortably watch tape on the big screen when they're not using it for recreational purposes).

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[Isidore94]

The Tijuana stadium was actually built around a slum many years ago. A hot spot of crime, and a marketplace for the exchange of illicit substances. When the Luchadore franchise first arrived, the intention was to purge the city of this detestable environment and to give way to a more tourist friendly vibe. As we all know Tijuanas economy relies heavily on rich Americans coming down to vacation in a place that is in Mexico, but also isn't. Clearly this approach work. Shortly after the stadium was built, American sponsership money came piling in to fund a state of the art practice facility. To this day the players prefer the practice facility with its plethora of rain shower options. Max Hamilton personally prefers the rainforest mode on his lockers rain shower, although the crowd favourite seems to be a shower that spurts out water to the tune of "sweet victory" with the spongebob square pants video cover playing over it.

[shrub02]

I believe that a team's facilities should reflect the cornerstone of their franchise: the team's best player ever. Now, I could go through and list off all of the potential candidates but why bother. It would be a waste of time since we all know who I'm talking about: ME, the magnificent Bender Rodriguez! First off, I ordered management to have 300 golden statues of myself made and dispersed throughout facility. Next, I installed mini humidors in everyone's locker. Now when I stop by to tell them how great I am, there's always a cigar nearby so I can puff smoke in their face. Finally, I had paintings of me installed on the back of every seat in the stadium. There's a little button next to the paintings. When you press it the lucky fans get to hear my voice saying things like "Ohhhh look at me go!" or "Wow, Bender really is the greatest." or "I can't believe that schwarzer guy missed another tackle smh." Management was resitant to these ideas at first but then I threatened to demand a trade to NOLA. They quickly acquiesced hehehehe 

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[crazylemire]

Us out in Berlin have an amazing fan atompshere we love our Germany roots and where our team comes from rocking the yellow and red our arena is the the same colour sceme and the german food is certainly diffrent than other countries or cultures foods in the arena also the beer, we our the only German team in ISFL so we got a whole country backing us too. It is an amazing feeling said Tony Demonson also quoting most teams have the state behind them we got this whole Bleeping country let's Bleeping go and kill these bleeping clowns show them what where Bleeping made of. Tony is very found of playing for Germany. No one likes coming into our arena because they likely dont got much fans that have the money or willing to come all the way of course we have people from germany who cheer for the outsiders and diffrent squads around the teams around the leauge but it is mainly a fan base of loud Berlin cheers.

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WSBL PT

[Muford]

https://worldsimbasketball.jcink.net/ind...st&p=25177

welfare

[CptGoosar]

Well the Portland training facility, also know as the Snake Nest, is a work of art. It contains some of the highest facility available to any of the ISFL or DSFL teams. Having been totally renovated in recent seasons it really is a building to be marvelled at. Containing dedicate weights room, swimming poo, cardio zones, message rooms to name but a few. The Pythons really are leading the field in innovation. Most of the facility is dedicate to the Pythons football team, however as part of the deal to build the state of the art facility the facility had to include area for local residents to use at discounted prices. The idea of this is to provide an area to aid the health of the local to reduce the stress on the local councils medical bills.

The facility, was to include additional area for conference, learning zones as well as late evening school for a daily education in nutrition.

[Crodyman]

Being a DSFL team, I'd imagine that the Kansas City Coyotes have a smaller team facility than an ISFL team. Having said that, much care has gone into covering a lot of bases when it comes to team health. Sure, there is the Kansas City BBQ hotspot in the cafeteria where players (usually linemen) can be seen loading their trays up with racks of sweet and sticky ribs and smoky brisket, but for those a bit more restricted in their diet, there is also a juice bar at the end of a long salad bar and cold buffet loaded with clean protein.

The practice fields are tended to regularly due to the varied Kansas City weather. Ten years ago a tornado touched down near the facility and tore up a bunch of fresh earth: This earth was sown with grass to produce a beautiful green grass field--the second of the fields for the team.

Personally, Deco's favorite spot is the sauna where he relaxes after practice before taking a dip in the team pool.

[unconfident]

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