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Playing for the Minnesota Grey Ducks means that there is a lot of duck themed furniture and decorations. (not all grey either) The toilet seats in the training facilities all have a ducks bill shaped lid, all of the benches and seats have wing patterns dangling down the side. The bells to the doors quack/honk to get attention rather than ring. The grey ducks have a series of small golf cart style vehicles to hop in and quickly get from session to session all of these are shaped like a ducks open mouth. The training facilities themselves are state of the art. The quarter back section of the facility has absolutely everything you'd expect of a state of the art facility but the pinnacle of this area is the huge "duck hunt" style throwing game. Except rather than shooting ducks, you are wanging balls at bird dogs. (specifically looking like the 8 but dog in the game).
Now, when one hears the name ‘The Butchers’, the immediate imagery brought to mind is like not that of naturistic beauty. And to the untrained eye, the Chicago Butcher’s training facility is a bit of an eye-sore. Constructed and protected by sheets and sheets of metal designed to deflect the city’s natural windy climate, the building’s design inspires more fear than awe. However, inside the metallic blemish, there is an indescribable beauty. While the metal frame protects the exterior of the building, it also has a secondary effect of creating a completely independent climate bubble within the city of Chicago. As such, it has doubled as a natural wildlife reservation for many of the Butcher’s players linked to those programs. In particular, Franklin the Turtle and his turtle conservation has used the facilities extensively to experiment with building turtle habitats in all sorts of environments! His latest experiments with marshland biomes have created some animosity toward his habits, though so long as his performances on the field hold, so shall the patience of the organization.
Code: 175 words Code: Written option: If there’s one thing all teams have in common, it’s having team facilities. However, not all team facilities are the same. Describe how you believe your team’s facilities would look like and what they would include OR write about the history behind the creation of your team’s field and stadium info for the sim. As one of the newer teams in the league, the Hahalua have some very state of the art facilities. The gym is filled to the brim with the latest in work out equipment. Zwift bikes for the most intense endurance training. Enough weight machines to keep everyone busy and happy. A decked out dining hall where chefs create the nutrieoustest and delicious meals. A big entertainment room full of gaming consoles and for those less of the console age, some pool tables and even a fussball table. Probably the most important thing of all is the fancy coffee maker which can brew any cup the players want at any time. We can't talk about the facilities without mentioning the locker room. Each player has their own little area for all their stuff and each locker room is connection to the showers, with ice baths to really cool off after a game. The Hahalua are proud of what they have for the players and they seem to enjoy making use of it as well. [173 words]
The Norfolk Seawolves stadium and facilities aren't very state of the art, and that's due to a few factors. The Seawolves are in both a city and state that doesn't really have any sports teams, outside of college teams, and the fact that they're a developmental teams, so it'd be hard to convince the local government to put money into a team that's always changing and the play isn't going to be at it's peak, even though some people prefer it that way. The Seawolves' "practice field" is just hoping the local high schools and colleges are willing to let the team use them on any given day, they're strength and conditioning is done at the local planet fitness that they have a hard time renting out, and they're medical facilities is just visiting whoever the Gm's doctor is at that given time, and if they aren't available, then trusting local college students who are studying physical therapy, among other related subjects.
Let's be clear. All teams are nah created equal. Some are better than others. Some 'ave better facilities than others. We 'ave better facilities than others. The facilities in Phoenix, Arizona are top o' the line. Every player has his owns stall. 'tis maintained at an adjustable temperature wit' a heated 'n cooled seat. The head paper might as well be cotton. 'tis thick, soft, 'n wonderful. Five trained butlers are stationed nigh the sinks 24/7 in case someone needs somethin'. The water temperature be always perfect, 'n the amount o' soap provided be exact t' the 32nd o' an ounce. The butlers dry yer hands 'n apply the perfect amount o' moisturizer. As ye walk out, a cool breeze (also customizable) refreshes ye fer the rest o' the day. I am still new t' the crew, but I 'ave heard that former players used t' make excuses in order t' use the facilities. One stall even got retired.
Oh, ye meant trainin' facilities. Whatever. I am stickin' wit' the above. Code: 171 words
The Tijuana Luchadores team facilities are some of the most expensive buildings in Tijuana and have turned into a huge tourist spot for local, team supporters and vacationers staying in Tijuana or just driving through down through Baja California. As a staple of mexican culture there is a huge market of food and souvenirs before you even arrive to the facility. Once you get past the security gates there are many different section including, food court for team members, training and gym areas, advertising and corporate offices for the team, a practice field, and lastly temporary and long-time housing for players and team corporate members.
The gym and training facilities include everything the ISFL teams have to prove how important Development of future players is to the league, if the equipment is not at the highest level the future of the ISFL could be in jeopardy. Tijuana is one of the most successful teams in the DSFL and the magnificent team facilities are one of the contributing factors. Code: 168 Words
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I am lucky enough to currently have players in both the ISFL and DSFL, so I will write about both of my team's fields as I had a small hand in the creation of both! The Orange County Otters field was made by Blasoon, and one of the things that makes it special is the stars located in each endzone. They're actually a bit of an easter egg - each star represents a different Ultimus victory for the Otters in their storied history. We're hoping to add a ninth star to the field in the near future! The Dallas Birddogs, meanwhile, have one of my favorite fields in either league, solely because of another easter egg; back when we (and when I say we, I mainly just mean the incredibly talented r0tzbua) were designing the field, we took pictures of different war room member's dogs that had been posted in the locker room and put them on the 25 yard lines. Also, each paw print in the endzone represents a different Ultimini won by Dallas. Just kidding, can you imagine? A guy can dream.
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