(S34) PT 2 - Fundamental Foundations

[shadyshoelace]

WSBL affiliate

[Sebster]

The philly team facilities are pretty normal aside from 2 things. One, instead of the workout where you sling a sledgehammer at a tire, we instead have an area for you to swing a sledgehammer at a bell like you see in the logo. Legend has it that the first player to crack the bell will be the true holder of Liberty and will lead this franchise to an Ultimus. Two, since we are now sponsored by Skyline Chili, we have a cheese coney station strategically placed so that you are never farther from 250 yards from a cheese coney. Walking to the restroom and want to grab a snack? There's one on your way. Leaving the restroom and heading for the weight room? Grab a coney! Not only has this helped beef up our offensive line, but it has also helped line my pockets as the sole proprietor of all Philadelphia locations of the Skyline franchise.

wc: 157

[Vikain]

For the Orange County Otters, the locker rooms are a tad bit different. For starters the floor is full of water, like 3 inches of water. Constantly. And we have our own live otters running around. Because why wouldn't we have live otters in a sweaty filled locker room? No no it is great to have them running around chewing cleats, and pooping everywhere. The smell is just horrible. And the worst part is we have to take care of them. So one otter per player. We feed them, clean them, and play with them. If your otter gets sick, you lose a week's pay. If it dies because of neglect you don't get paid for the whole season. Half the time I am thinking about my otter rather than the game. Why is this allowed? This is so much extra stress that we don't need. I am always wet. Help us.

[Fronk]

Sarasota facilities have always been an experience for the fans visiting the stadium. The stadium has some crazy wonderful features that make the place such a unique experience. For more information regarding that side, read up on the Sarasota Sailfish piece by The Ultimate Fan Experience -ence -ence.

What the Ultimate Fan Experience -ence -ence does not go into is the player experience with their facilities. Just like the fans, the home players and the visiting players have wonderful experiences when they are entering the locker rooms. The players walk through a giant fish tank tunnel that surrounds the hallways. On the Sarasota side, the players will experience wonderful wildlife with bright colorful seascapes and vibrant fish. On the visitor side, the players get a darker fish tank experience with daunting ocean predators and some spooky ambiance. The owners believed that this would distract the visiting team and fill them with fear before they can even get dressed.

[mango8154]

WSBL affiliate

[IceBear32]

[mithrandir]

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WSBL Affiliate

[ComebackZak]

PBE Affiliate

[hotdog]

WSBL PT

[xenosthelegend]

Being that Bondi Beach are called the Buccaneers, clearly the facilities are pirate themed. For security, the facilities are locked by voice recognition. The secret is that any voice works, you just need to speak like a pirate. It is not a very good security system. You have the weight room, which looks like a pirate ship wreckage. The weights are repurposed cannon balls and cannons for the most part, and the bars are planks of wood. You usually get splinters doing this, it is not very fun. The pull up bars are pieces of wood that happened to fall that way, and also the figurehead. The sails are hung outside with "TRAINING FACILITY" painted on them. The wheel is still fully intact, and is a spot where most of the players choose to take their selfies before and after training. How none of this violates even a single OSHA regulation, I have no idea.