(S34) PT 5 - Botchamania

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[IceBear32]

So I have to say my mistake this season has gotten quiet the publicity from the media. In a media time out during the Sarasota game, I was in an awkward situation and did not respond as one should in that situation. A very insensitive comment was made by Sarasota running back John Huntsman, commenting on the smells of Honolulu tight end Sal Ami. "Smells like your Tight end has done bad." At first I laughed at the situation realizing that it could be just banter. But after the look I received from Sal Ami, I knew I had to step up for my player.  

I walked right up to Huntsman. Slapped him right in the helmet and walked back to the sideline. In completely shock Huntsman had no idea what to do and finally was saying "it was just a joke". But at this point I was mad and all I could utter was "KEEP MY TIGHTENDS NAME AT OF YO FUCKING MOUTH"

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[captjanko]

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Mistakes are certainly part of the game and Morpheus is no stranger to the occasional misstep. Of course, some missteps occur more often than others and as of late Morpheus has been abundantly concerned with the mistreatment of customers by new workers at Morpheus' Czar Czargyros gyros stand.

You see, Morpheus cares about high quality customer service. This means after a customer at the Baltimore Hawks' stadium's Czar Czargyros gyros stand orders a gyro, workers are meant to provide food with a smile. However, during the game, Morpheus' eyes wander to the Czar Czargyros gyros stand and notices that some orders are fulfilled only with a grin.

Morpheus hopes that his customers feel the love of quality food and quality service, which he believes is best provided with a full smile. A grin, however, shows enthusiasm but not necessarily passion. When Morpheus worries about the quality of his workers' smiles, he gets distracted from focusing on sacking quarterbacks. So moving forward, he is learning to accept grins.

[Starboy]

This season has been a great overall season for the Chicago Butchers and finding a spot where the team could have improved is difficult. However, a personal mishap that hit Jason Garciaparra this season has to come in the shortcoming of his sacks from his previous record of only eight. The awards committee denied his request to be considered for breakout player of the year due to the small number despite having great overall stats last season outside of his sacks. The letter returned to him mentioned many things wrong so Jason setup a list of things to improve for S34 that began with his sack number. The ironic improvement is that his sack number went from eight to only nine. Obviously this short rise in sacks can hurt Jason Garciaparra in the long run and the awards committee not awarding a breakout for a slow rise in stats has made this small jump become a much bigger mistake than one might think.

[katarn22]

While Albert Ruschmann and the Yeti have had their fair share of fantastic seasons, this unfortunately was not one of them for him and the team. The once formidable Yeti defense was last this season in almost every statistical category. While Ruschmann is the highest TPE player on the defense, he still shoulders most of the blame for these defensive deficiencies. As the starting cornerback on the team, he is responsible for covering the most skilled wide receivers on opposing teams. Though still fast, Ruschmann has certainly lost step as the years have progressed. Ruschmann is not alone in this, though, as the majority of the defense is also in regression. The team, however, is not worried. Team success is sinusoidal in that everyone experiences highs and lows over the years. The Yeti are simply at one of the low points. With good drafting and player retention, the Yeti will be Ultimus contenders once again.

[fever95]

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