The first step to being the best is to be the best. You can't be the best without being the best. You may be thinking: "how can I be the best if I'm not the best?" The answer: you can't because I am. Hosting a camp for kids to learn is great, but let's admit it, that's not the purpose of those training camps for kids. The purpose of those training camps is to have fun... by squashing little children in a very physical contact sport. I don't even need to wear pads to body these kids, kids ranging from 7-17 years old will feel my wraith. The parents might have some concerns about their kids getting destroyed in tackle football, to them I say "f*** off." My summer camp for kids is great, well, it's great for me, not the kids, let's make sure that's clear. Now that I remember, I actually host this for free, and even pay some parents to send their children to it, I'm such a charitable person. The police have been asking questions so I'm trying to lay low for now, I'm flying to Beijing tomorrow to body some workshop labor kids.
If Dante King were invited to hold a training camp to teach youth about how to be a great football player, he would be honored to have the opportunity to share his passion and craft with the next generation of professional athletes. He himself was inspired by the stars of yesteryear, so getting to make an impact on kids' lives would be a dream come true. The nice thing about playing running back is that it is probably the simplest position to teach novice players - while other positions need to heavily focus on perfecting their technique, memorizing schemes and alignments, and exhibiting on-field awareness of where the ball is at, to play running back at the youth level you basically just need to run straight ahead and sometimes sort of to the side. Any kid can have a blast as the ballcarrier, so Dante will mostly just have them take turns lining up in the backfield and improvising as they see holes and lanes develop. This will help them build their confidence and practice elusiveness skills, while also just getting to have a good time running around instead of working on perfecting a particular skill.
If you want to be a linebacker in the ISFL you have to be as tough as tough gets and have an evil side. You need this to get in the mental shape to destroy opposing offenses. Barry Badman has decided to invite all of the kids in the surrounding Philadelphia area to attend his “Introduction to Evil Football Camp.” At this camp the kids start in the film room, watching all of the evil atrocities Barry has committed both on and off the field. (Kids are required to have a separate waiver signed by their parents for this session.) The next part of the day is running lines back and forth until someone pukes. This will create resentment with some of the kids and help push them above and beyond the other kids on the field. The final drill of the day is an all-out battle royale until the last kid standing is declared the winner and will receive a $1000 scholarship.
John Huntsman has been elected to hold training camp for the upcoming offseason. This training camp will be difficult. Especially because kids’ bodies and brains are the softest, like sponges, and they require the most intense workouts they can handle. Kiddos eat too much sweet treats and fill their bodies up with energy drinks and mountain dew sodas. These drills at John Huntsman’s training camp will run, lift, tackle, and train them until they excrete all signs of the bad stuff put into their gullets. Football drills, such as running the ball, running routes, running sprints, running through offensive lines, running through defensive lines, and running, will be administered throughout the month of the camp. Water stations will be available at the four fire hydrants located at each corner of the training fields. The kids that go through John Huntsman’s training camp will be faster, stronger, leaner, tougher, and more hydrated than the kids that do not go through John Huntsman’s training camp.